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Warning!: User likes aardvarks.

CAUTION: This user is a WoWfag You can help by not playing.

Welcome to Aardvarx's ED user profile

Hello, I'm Aardvarx.

I was born in Toledo, Ohio in 1974 and I've been editing ED since October of 2008.

I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

I like lulzy things. Always have.

I have my limits on certain things, like everyone, but I respect other people's rights to find my own serious topics lulzworthy too.

Have a happy fucking day.

Aardvarx Banned

From June 30th 2009 to July 9th 2009 I was BANNED!!!!

I had the audacity to reference myself in a quote. I was raeped by ED for the duration, unable to edit pages - not even my own user page!

I took it like a good bitch, and am back - my lesson learned.

Stuff I have contributed to the effort!

If I can't toot my own horn here on my own user page, then where can I toot it?

Aardvarx gallery

Well, do ya? You didn't think Ozymandias did it all by himself did you? Go back to bed, Rorschach! If anything deserved the Rule 34 treatment it's that fox. "Max, while you're in the bathroom could you get Terry Turtle a towel?" When I got to the bottom of his blog, this is exactly what I thought. There was a lot of wonderful discussion after this posting! There were over 300 likes before the end. I fail, donti?

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