Anti-Americanism
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Anti-Americanism refers to anyone or anything that is not part of the United States, disagrees with the status quo, or doubts the doctrine of Manifest Destiny. More broadly, if you consider yourself an American, you can use this term to refer to anyone who disagrees with you on any issue.
How does it work? TL;DR
It's quite simple; the majority of the world's population (excluding Americans) use common sense and courage to ignore the right wing blackmail and judge the US government as child sacrificing brutes. But then... the internets arose, and so did 16 year old girls and fascist propaganda. However, a small sect/cult worshipped the 'dark lords,' as they refer to them. The spawning of stupidity didn't stop there, it reached out over the entire planet. Only a few sane persons remained, of which most can be found right here on ED. It was the time that all of these lost souls started listening to emo and other shitty bands and started lame communities on LJ, ever showing their immense hardcoreness to other kids who showed their immense erections to counter their l33t shizzle etc etc...
Things went pretty downhill from that moment onwards, but nobody foresaw a direct impact on modern society. The aforementioned cockloving mongrels were searching for ways to expand their already massive brickshit of intelligence-lacking lusers. It now became popular to have an opinion that contradicts every sense of common knowledge and consisted of provoking standpoints about subjects you really don't have a clue about, like war. People now suddenly knew everything about freedom and cheesy national anthem singing and began pretentiously defending their psuedo-neo-nazi dictatorship. Even Jesus transformed into a prominent pro-warrior.
Last thursday crowds of people even demonstrated for getting the Iraqi people out of Iraq, not because they honour human life, but because they really think it's a better choice to spread rapes of women, killing dead babies and general collateral damage. Or is there something behind all this? Why yes there is! With a little bit of self-diagnosis these fags could find out that they have a severe case of Attention Deficit Disorder, and are really projecting their frustrating sex lives (most likely involving inflatable pigs) on manners that go far beyond their interpreting and judging skillz. These kinds of people are often referred to as right wing fucktards such as Sean Hannity and Penis Cheney.
All this commotion led to some more drama, namely the presidential elections. Back in the 90s, when there were no internets and common people weren't hysterical retards without friends, nobody really gave a fuck about Republicans. Though when that period was done, there had to be a scapegoat for all the e-drama. The first instinctive action to undertake (when creating a fair and outbalanced opinion) is to rush to your tv and watch the news, which provides you with 100% accurate facts, just like ED!!
The media-indoctrinated citizens of America rushed out on the streets to make an allegedly justified statement against the government and the outgoing president Bill Clinton. People even started to make lame articles at ED or even far more lamer entries at LJ concerning him. Though not in the slightest has there been any mockery of Kevin Federline, this of course confirms the rule that the lamest group is usually the loudest (also because it's the group that swallows everything the media says and therefore is represented by the media, or Fox News).
Under gunpoint and after a lengthy brainwashing Bush was elected, twice actually, and that only fueled sensible people's rage, an LJihad soon followed, and Ann Coulter carefully constructed some poop drama. The core Bush lovers (the people's people!) continued their load of shit on Democrats instead of being properly educated on World War 2 and what really constitutes a just war.
The Drama Unfolds
Anti-Americanism is a potent force for generating retarded drama. Not even ED itself can escape its idiocy. In fact, studies show that 99.999% of ED users who encounter this page take damage to their IQ, which ends up making their already incoherent, rambling edits even more moronic.
Causes of Anti-Americanism
- Fear: Because America is taking over teh World.
- Jealousy: Because America is way better than your shitty country.
- Revulsion: Because Americans know America is better than your shitty country and are assholes about it.
- Evolution: Because the sludge on Earth coalesced into a machine capable of understanding.
- Peer Pressure: Because your friends hate America too.
- Idiocy: Because Americans know how to properly conjugate words such as deserve, as well as win most Nobel Prizes.
A Possible Solution
Denial, ask the haters: "Why do you hate America?". Or even consider talking about it using foreign arguments.
Haz Arguments
- French / Latin Argumentum:
- A variable in a logical or mathematical expression whose value determines the dependent variable.
- British argument:
- A discussion in which reasons are advanced for and against some proposition or proposal.
- Americanistic argument:
- Forpay of gun fight.
- Anything that kills rational discussion dead.
On the other, more important hand...
For at least 100 years, legions of shit-eating man-apes - generally inhabiting the deep-fried South (a wildly obese and glaringly embarrassing slice of the universe) - have been ignoring many major societal failmasters. The most prominent politard, George Bush Senior... the man who cleverly forgot to falcon punch a certain Mrs. Bush. Thanks for the ass-clown, douchefag.
Note: Research shows the majority of rightist pundits have an unfortunate genetic disorder than permanently prevents them from questioning even the most obviously dubious issues, such as government, ASSCAR, and Fox Newbs. Asking a conservative to think constructively is akin to asking a can of dick polish to walk on the moon, scientists said.
