Africa
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Africa (also known as "Blackistan", "Africoon", "Niggerland" and "Lolfrica") is a minor continent, further south than Europe and much darker. It is almost completely uninhabitable and very, very dark. The few who have visited this continent have commented on its darkness. Airfares to Africa are very expensive because pilots must fly completely in braille because of the dark. It is dark, so dark it is the darkest emo island ever. Africa had a bunch of civilizations that nobody gives a fuck about because Africa is now a poor emo island that no one likes. Africa is made mostly of dirt and AIDS.
The entire continent has never progressed due to the fact they are all niggers (this is also why hurricane katrina turned out so bad). There has never been a day in african history where a war isnt going on, or anything less than 100 children have been massacred. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast possible, spreading AIDs and killing even more people. Despite the whole world pouring money into it they still cant figure how to stop killing each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving they'd rather to walk 3 miles every day for water.
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is spreading AIDS, and the second is becoming a child soldier. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like Bono made Amerikkka give a lot of money to Africa, but it's just as shit as it's ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years yet it's still a shithole even when basic education for farming has been introduced.
Feeling unwell? Just go to your local witch doctor if a decent medical center is too far away, They've got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that'll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it's good for you!
Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter's clitoris cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!
The only useful invention that originated in Africa is AIDS, developed by Xanga tribesmen specifically to rid the world of GNAA.
Did we mention the dark?
It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. Proof.
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Africans Today
"African: A Nigger who votes our way." -Ambrose Bierce
Haha silly nigger children dying! haha hilarious! Those gangbanger retards deserve it! Stupid coons. Complaining about every single thing. Installing expensive sound systems in a piece of shit car with brand new 22 inch rims.
African Culture
The National Anthem of Africa
Foreign AIDS
Lately, a lot of whining liberals have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the AIDS virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes. Often people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit, but this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York.
The cure for AIDS
Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in Afrika, dat's why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.
Europe and Africa
Just as the first European settlers came to America and conquered the Moors and the Indians (feather, not dot) then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources; White Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong. These retarded apes still haven't done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (which stands for Niggers, Alligators, Apes, Coons, and Possums) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominate because no black person could receive enough of an education to disprove those racist beliefs.
300 Africans
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying: Africans!! Tonight..We dine..in..oh wait, we don't have any food. Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to that ugly bitch. But by the mere lack of cheese burgers in their McDonalds. And by failing at purification through the fucking of 1 yr olds.
Gallery
 Africa's future flag, take that America! |
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 The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the moon, lads |
 Even the internet doesn't know... |
 There are several fine Universities in Africa. |
 AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa. |
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 A traditional African meal. |
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Africa is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻ |
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