Tyler Weinman
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Plenty of sick fucks abuse and slaughter cats. Some knock them around for fun, while other subhumans prefer to murder them in microwaves and stoves. A contender for the ultimate high score in feline slaughter is Tyler Weinman, a creepy little suburbanite who mutilated and killed over a dozen cats prior to his recent arrest.
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Details
Weinman's parents are divorced, he likes dogs, and he acts like an innocent angel in an attempt to conceal his smartass persona. His standard M.O. is to gut and crush the skulls of his victims, and conveniently leave them on the front yards of their owners. He's also found the time to gouge out the eyes and cut off the snout of one of his earlier targets.
Experts speculate that his hatred of cats may be a result of being raepd by furries at an early age.
BUSTED, FGT
In a lame attempt to appear innocent, Tyler joined a Failbook group devoted to catching him, which retroactively served to draw more attention to him. Undercover police arrested him during a party on his prom night, booked him while he was still wearing his faggoty tuxedo and made him miss his dance.
| —Kyle Hantzis, friend of Tyler. |
| —Undercover cop to Tyler's friends after arresting him. |
| —Anon |
Out On Bond
For whatever reason, a whopping $249,000 was collected to pay Tyler's bail. However, police have recovered knives and cutting tools hidden in his room that will be tested for kitty DNA, and with the use of a GPA device, have also determined that Tyler's car was near the scenes of the crimes around the times that they occurred, which he has desperately denied. The piggies have also found scratches on his body that might have been inflicted by his victims.
WHOOPS
According to numerous investigating officers who have no reason to jeopardize their careers by lying, Weinman twice alluded to an admission while trying to make a deal with them.[1]
| —Tyler, having not yet struck a deal |
| —Tyler, when asked by detectives what should happen to the cat killer |
/b/'s Reaction
| —Anon telling it like it is. |
| —Rinse, lather, repeat. |
| —Sources say this user might be the real killer. |
Free the Cat Killer
To make matters more interesting, Tyler's butt-buddies, local sluts, and mom have established a Facebook group asserting his innocence. According to them, he's the OJ Simpson of cat killers, and must be innocent. The members of this group are reported to hate cats as much as Tyler does. Notably, they tend to fap to pictures of dogs.
External Links
- Weinman's lame attempts to appear innocent online.
- Weinman's arrest.
- Mounting evidence against the little freak
- Tyler's near-admission
- Freed from the surly bonds of house arrest to celebrate Thanksgiving
See Also
Tyler Weinman is part of a series on Bad things to happen to animals
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Basic Concepts
Furry • Bestiality • Taxidermy • Animal Abuse |
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Opposing Concepts and Causes
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BestiLOLity in Action
Poeticirony • Crusadercat • Darkhorseman • Dracoguard • Esachasa • Mr. Hands • WolfJLupus • Chibiabos • Charles-wolfman • ShadoWolffess • Snover • Skylos • Marry Your Pet • Neuticles.com • Dalhusky • Cory Williamson • Abbie Hawkins | |
Why We Don't Have Nice Things
Alcohol • Alisa Kuzmenko • Michael Vick, a.k.a. Ron Mexico • Camrose Cat Killers • Chevy the Therapy Dog • Cheyenne Cherry • City glitter • LinktheWolf • Staredog • Tinkebell • Wang Jeu • Zeriara • Zippocat • NEDM • David Motari • "Mudkips" the cat • Bonsai Kitten • Japanese Bug Fights • Heaven • Kenny Glenn • Travis the Killer Chimp • Tyler Weinman • Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola |
