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wtf???
wtf???

Tyciol is a unemployed basement-dwelling Asperger's nerd from Canadia. Wikipedophile, furfag, pederast, and all around sick fuck, Tyciol is the poster child for why post-partum abortions should be legal. Among his many other failures, he's best known for publicly defending downloading kiddie porn, just as long as you don't pay for it, anyway. Because that's just wrong!

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So far, I say I go as low as 14 because that's the legal limit in Canada. Any less, I wouldn't feel comfortable pursuing it so I wouldn't really be able to find out if it was right for me. I do think I'd be fine with 8-13 though, honestly.
 

 

—Tyciol, on where he draws the line.

 
 
I'm very interested in the furry culture, I read a lot of the web comics and like the art. If I ever have a sizable amount of money maybe I'd try fursuiting, looks fun.
 

 

—Tyciol, A furry is born.

 
 
Is it relevant to mention how he was made the Wikipedia mascot over Wikipe-tan who was demoted to be a WikiProject mascot, yet she's much more popular?
 

 

—Tyciol 06:42, 23 March 2009 (UTC), Tyciol, upset that Wikipedia decided to not go with the loli mascot. Also he likes to go around ED loli images and rate them a scale of 1-10

LiveJournal drama

some fanart
some fanart

Drama found from the kick the freak LJ group in all cases.

Moonlily

moonlily78 sez: "Its belittling, degrating, and mentally straining on the children."
tyciol responds: "I think you may mean emotionally straining. A crossword puzzle is mentally straining, and quite beneficial. As for emotional strain, a little bit is part of living life, long as it's not so extreme as to be scarring. It would be if the aforementioned negative qualities are true, so back them." [1]

In the world of pedos, certain truths cannot be taken for granted. Some argue that kiddie porn isn't degrading. That means as a member of the oppressive anti-cp majority, you need to back up your arguments to babyrapers.

Dookiedragon

dookiedragon sez: "Kiddie porn, as in the images with REAL people and children is FUCKED. Free or not, a child WAS harmed, maybe not by you, but still."
tyciol responds: "In some cases they'd be harmed, in which case I'd hope I wouldn't be aroused by such images, but there's still nothing wrong with viewing them, though there is something wrong with paying for them, or not reporting them to the authorities. [...] Even so, to say that they'd always be being harmed isn't necessarily accurate, as that would mean any sex would be harmful. There would exist a minority that wouldn't harm the child. I didn't have any outside influence at all from adults and I did a lot of weird perverted shit when I was 3-4, much less 7-14, that I can remember." [2]

Presumably tyciol is a member of this minority that wouldn't harm the child. After all, he doesn't pay for his kiddie pr0n!

tyciol sez: "The whole 'a child can't consent to putting their photos online' is under the same route as them not consenting to sex, which I also argue anyway. [...] No, just make it illegal to put it up without the child and their guardian's consent. Obviously it's quite moot, I fully agree that making child porn should be illegal as long as child sex is, so until that's resolved, there's no much point discussing it." [3]

Lulz ensue as non con love says that being trolled is especially bad for a past molestation victim and tyciol says that he wants the same rights as the police have to view kiddie pr0n, because it's just "harmless looking" and "helps catch perpetrators."

Gettin' personal!

moonlily78 and chinesedentist then escalate to tyciol's omg personal journal, and tyciol brings it back into the community thread and points out that if he were to have a daughter, he "believe[s] the role of parent (and teacher) takes presidence over romantic relationships."

Nice.

Other stuff

It should also be noted that along with kiddie p0rn tyciol is also a big fanboi of incest and bestiality. What a winner.

  • tyciol sez: Dude, I wish I had an older sister to have sex with.[4]
  • tyciol sez: There's nothing wrong with lusting for your mother if she's hot...[5]
  • tyciol sez: ...I think it's stupid to prevent people from having sex with animals as long as its legal to butcher them.[6]

Moar recent fail

Tyciol finally gets lucky.
Tyciol finally gets lucky.

In addition to his very promising career on TOW and LJ, Tyciol is also failing it as a YouTuber. Unable to foster one creative thought of his own, Tyciol makes videos about his wanderings around his mom's front yard. After the proper responses were elicited, he set all of his stimulating videos to private. He has since featured a favorite clip of his, for fast access.

In a fit of boredom, Tyciol thought it would be great fun to call attention to himself. He started leaving comments on pages in an attempt to stir up some good old-fashioned pedo-drama. It worked, but much better than he thought. In retaliation, Tyciol and everyone he subscribes to were covered in a shitstorm of pedo-hate. Lulz ensued:

 
 
DONT you freaking dare comment on my page!!....This is a massege to amsterdambound fckhdx100 and themeanstoanend...I HATE YOU ALL!!!
 

 

—WTFpropductions, serious fucking business

 
 
STOP SPAMING YOU FREAKING LOSER!!!!...Ohhh youtube!! i couaght a SPAMER!!...YOUTUBE:YOU IS BANNED FO LIFE RETARD!...ME:See? thats what you get!!...TO - that loser below this comment
 

 

—MonictheDemon777, internet badass

 
 
YOU SAID IM A PEDOPHILE RIGHT!?!?...YOU SAID WRONG!!! I THINK TYCOIL IS INOCENT AND DOSE NOT DESERVE THE SPAM YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GIVEING TO HIM!!!!...IM TEN YOU FREAKING RETARD!! READ MY VIDEOS TO SEE IF IM TEN!!

SOME OF THE VIDEOS CLEARLY STATE IM A TEN YEAR OLD!...And What the HELL!? im my own person you freaking furit cake butt eating fagot!!!...NEVER SAY IM TYCIOL!! I REALY DONT WANT TO BE HIM!!!...ITS TIME TO CALL FOR MY FIRENDS TO BACK ME UP!!!...FIREDS LIST TIME BABY!- Bengalz Astinraven Vanishmatle(I live ith him) And MY SISTER USE YOUTUBE TOO!!!!

YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!!!!...IF YOU DONT BELIVE ME I WILL STOP GOING TO THIS GUYS ACCOUNT!!!
 


 

—MonictheDemon777, Tyciol's pedo-friend pretending to be a 10 year old

 
 
And no i am sane.....

just i am pessed the hell off right now!!!!!

go to my channel to see my saness.... i am not crazy
 


 

—MonictheDemon777, "my saneness, let me show you it"

 
 
Holy shit. Umm...k I'm tired of deleting stuff. Just a couple notes to clarify:
  • distinguish readers between the letter Y and the letter V. The icon helps too though I guess he might mimic that later if he wants.
  • Leave 777 alone, I don't use sock puppets. While I don't have any reason to think so, for all I know he's being honest about being 10, and I know you types tend to be against harassing the tweens right?
     

 

—Tyciol, failing it

Banned from TOW

outline

Tyciol finally got his ass B& from TOW last Thursday for "Pro-pedophile activism", with Ryan Postlethwaite swinging the banhammer. Needless to say, this caused the usual drama bomb, as the Wikipedos ran about trying to deal with it, and poor Ryan caught the fallout from it.

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