Twice

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Twice is defined as once more than once and once less than thrice (also called "three times"). If you've done something twice you're either a big fan of it or just really stupid.

Twice can also be used as an intensifier for threats, especially if you're an Internet tough guy: "Listen, asshole, if you cross me again I'll kill you - twice."

What has happened Twice

Plane crashes into the World Trade Center.
The coming of Jesus.
Ninja Gaiden.
Butthurt.
Two.
The number of times I masturbate each day.
The number of times I actually masturbate each hour.
The number of times a Jew was actually killed during the holocaust according to Iran's president.
The amount of regular fun you can have whilst having sex with identical twins.
The proportional size of your virtual-nads whilst acting like an internet tough guy.
The size your penis would be if you were an average, healthy male.
The amount of generic sweet semi-gelatinous filling inside your double-stuffed Oreo, you fat fuck.
The World War
Noobs being pwned.
Random hobos fucking your mother in every hole.
Random hobos fucking you in every hole.
The number of times your sister was raped by someone.
The number of times Batman was attacked by a dog.
The amount of times that you voted for George W. Bush.
The number of times that a Bush was in office.
EverQuest

What shouldn't have to happen twice

Telling a woman to get back in her place.

Alternative Uses

Twice has also been used as a descriptor for a frozen tampon. The name comes from the words TWat and ICE. "It was so hot outside today I had to stuff a twice up my axe wound."

TWICE is also an acronym for "TWO WOMEN IN CONSTANT ECSTASY". Mmmm, sappho porn...