Trumping

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Trump just sodomized the universe. He has trumped us all.
Trump just sodomized the universe. He has trumped us all.

Trumping is the grown man version of pwning someone IRL. Invented by Helen Keller at least 100 years ago, it has since been responsible for great achievements in asshole-dom.

[edit] How to Trump

  • Trumping involves sodomizing someone. This is absolutely necessary.
  • Before you tell them you've trumped them, you must get them angry.

[edit] Examples

  • Fred burns Sally's house down. Fred then sodomizes her and buys her house at half the price.
  • Bill Gates offered your mother 10 billion dollars to become a crack whore, which she graciously accepted. Then he sodomizes you. Your entire life has been trumped.

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