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As you can see...Minerva doesn't change facial expressions.

Tpirman1982 (aka David... something or other) is a sick fuck furry artist who plagues devianTART and FurAffinity with his shitty MSPaint ~~tracings~~ art of Minerva Mink and Wilford Wolf of Animaniacs fame. About 99% of his art involves Minerva in some way. The other 1% is reserved for either Krystal from Star Fox, The Price Is Right art, or the Whammy from the '80s game show Press Your Luck. He also likes telling the other furries about his fiance, who is so ugly she can make a mirror melt.

1 Art
2 Life
3 Gallery
4 Quotes
5 External Links

[edit] Art

If you don't like my art, then don't bother lookin'!!!!!!1111!!11oneoneone~~

Tpirman82's art obviously is incredibly shitty, and as mentioned before, is pretty much all Minerva being fucked by Wilford. As you can see here and here, his art is pretty much the same thing, with some added details. Most of the time, it's traced and recolored too. Badly. Very, very badly.

But what's really funny about his art is the lulzy dialogue. Even other furries have commented on how unfappable it is.

[edit] Life

Tpirman1982 is, as his name indicates, at least 26 years old and still living with his mom. He has no job, no car, and can't drive, and he obsesses over everything. His biggest obsession is his fiance — yes, somehow this loser snagged a girl — whose tits he likes to play with all the time. He will go into very high levels of detail about his sexual encounters with his fiance. Unfortunately for him, he has gotten caught several times, and his fiance will be getting her tubes tied. Lucky for us, this means Tpirman1982 will no longer be able to procreate, as he is so obsessed with his girl that he would never think of boning anyone else.

He is clearly upset over his girlfriend being spayed, and even went so far as to say that he won't draw anymore pics of Minvera being knocked up. He's even gone so far as to tell everyone that just because his girlfriend's getting fixed, he might get a vasectomy too. Let's hope that he follows through on this so that he can't procreate.

Apparently, his parents are so overbearing and controlling that they do not want him doing anything else than drawing shitty art, taking pictures of streetlights, and stocking shelves at TJ Maxx or wherever the hell he works now.

The dude has autism and just can't help himself, though.

[edit] Gallery

Gimme some of your hot penis-milk!	(breathing heavily) Oh yeah! Erotic porn site! Whooo!	...wow, what?	PREGNANT SHOWER BUTTSECKS
~~COVER MY BREASTS WITH YOUR HOT URINE!~~ Ah, forget it...	Da FUCK?!