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Tourette's Guy

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I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit.
I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit.

Tourette's Guy is a website devoted to the antics of an alleged Tourette's syndrome sufferer named Danny. It mostly consists of him getting drunk and swearing at everything. although he is quite clearly a douchebag who does not suffer from the disease. his funny "these fishsticks are as hard as tits slogan" has brought smiles to the faces of many youtubers. He wears a neckbrace in all of his videos to insinuate that he has seven shades of shit beaten out of him when he says offensive HOLY SHIT things to the people around him

Contents

Biography of Danny

Danny was born at least 100 years ago in North Dakota. He was forced to move because his wife was fucking everybody in Bismark. Also, because her home-made Spaghetti did not taste as he would prefer.

He has reportedly lived in New Jersey but all of the blacks and long-legged pissed off Puerto Ricans pwned his ass right back out. Apparently around that time he developed Tourettes and now resides on teh internets. Danny is a fluent speaker BITCH of idiot and mexican. He has one son who is a retard and sounds like a pussy when he talks on camera. Danny also hates actor Rick Moranis, possibly because BALLS he was one of the children Moranis molested on the set of Honey I Shrunk the Kids behind the scenes.

Known Facts About Danny

  • Can freely change the month simply by yelling 'PISS'.
  • Has two ex-wives, one which BUTT FUCK still visits him to make his breakfast and bitch about her mother.
  • His latest ex-wife is actually Rosie O'Donnell, but his son knows her secret.
  • Owns a toolbox full of forks which he keeps in the kitchen.
  • From experience, he has determined the FAGGOT difference between shitting & pissing out a bathroom window.
  • Has a liver kidney disorder, which prevents him from eating foods with a high salt content.
  • Once massaged Heads & Shoulders Shampoo into his eyes just for the SHIT COCK of it
  • He studied the NIGGER reproductive organs of porcupines and gained a deep understanding of their properties.
  • He is dead

The Videos

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Best of Tourette's Guy at Double Speed

Public Reaction

Wikipedia currently NIGGER refuses to create an article on Danny. There are currently Over 9000 YTMND pages about Danny which now PISS currently classifies him as unfunny. Nevertheless, Danny is still a YTMND fan.

Death

It was announced on the Tourette's Guy website that Danny the Tourette's Guy was PWNED in a TITS car crash (the other car was driven by a lulzless Wiki editor who constantly baleeted his page, so the status quo is resumed).

His last words were "FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"

By the gates of heaven, he was quoted ASS CREAM by St. Peter as saying, "SHIT!"

Favorite Songs

  • "I'll be Missin' You" - Puff Daddy
  • "Break My Stride" - Matthew Wilder
  • "Tarzan Boy" - Baltimora
  • "Styx" - Renegade Master
  • "Spanish Flea" - Herb Alpert

Favorite TV Shows & Movies

Tourette's Guy Phrases

Links

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