Total Drama Island
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Total Drama Island is a animated reality series that actually gets it right by having the balls to show nudity to children, and is a reminder of the classics that used to be on the air. It is likely the result of some girl who got pissed off by all the shit cartoons that dare to be classified as entertainment. With South Park, it is one of the only two animated shows to have a white man miscegenating with a negro.
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What it's Aboot
Total Drama Island is set at a camp in Canada, where twenty-two campers wait to receive anal rape from the host Chris. In every episode, Chris invents challenges that every fucking kid likes, resulting in drama and lulz, eventually creating a Total DRAMA Island. The process causes the campers to either make out or broadcast CP until Chris solves everything with a divide by zero, or the chef serves the worst food imaginable and everyone dies of food poisoning.
Most of the episodes feature the departure of a camper who did not receive buttsecks, making them the lucky ones. The last camper still on the island wins ten thousand crappy porno novels. This is absolutely not worth eight weeks of being trapped with a child-molesting host.
Main Characters
Owen
Owen is a fat piece of fuck who broke his mother's vaginal wall when she shat him out, leading to her death. The show implies he is bisexual: he dreams of sucking Justin's penis in one episode, and rapes Izzy in another. Even disguising decent food as shit will not help protect you from this beast.
Izzy/E-Scope
Mainly referred as Owen's buttfucker and the most well designed animated female in the series to more intelligent people, Izzy is the only known camper to get busted by the Man rather than walk the Dock Of Shame for carrying a bomb containing HIV. Also has ADD.
Gwen
Gwen is one of the better drawn characters in TDI and is the only girl to keep a relationship. Pulling up a Google search on TDI porn will result in Gwen being bukkaked, because she's fucking hot for a cartoon character.
Heather
It is common knowledge that some suffer from yellow fever and believe that Asians know what lulz is all about. Heather is no exception to the dream, trying buttsecks with Lindsey and Beth, and getting everyone who stands in her way raped.
Chef
Chris's homosexual boyfriend and a registered sex offender, the chef serves up fecal matter, AIDS and swine flu, claiming that it is actually food.
Chris
The unlovable child molester, he has buttsecks with an endless amount of teens under the pretense of hosting a TV show that claims to give $100,000 to the winning camper. Also a suspected Jew due to the bag of Jew gold he carries around his neck. May possibly be the Antichrist.
Total Drama Action
After making instant PROFIT in two countries by scarring kids for life, they did it again, Disney-style, by using the Jonas Brothers to milk the flogged, dead horse for mo' money. This time the nudity is being done by the black contestants of the show. There are a few changes in facial features and the campers are now called the crew. This made a potentially good show that could have restored respect for animation much fucking worse.
We now have black people prancing around naked, telling stupid jokes and delivering shitty, unoriginal, and unfunny lines and creating a bunch of bullshit drama that no-one cares about.
TDI and the Interwebs
If you think this is the worst ripoff of Survivor and await a lolsuit, you would be right. After shortly becoming a instant hit in Canada and later the glorious USA, the show gained more fame from the Internet, resulting in shitty fan characters, a fucking wiki based on the show, and even two memes spawned from Jewgrounds and JewTube. Who could blame a large group of basement dwellers that helped make memes like AYB and the Numa Numa rise to fame for force-memeing this show too? A bunch of fucking jews.
Dancing Owen and Heather's Boobs
The two memes that found there way out of the womb were Dancing Owen and Heather's boobs. After all, this is the closest you'll ever get to the real thing.
