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Tory

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A typical Tory: notice massive grease secretion.
A typical Tory: notice massive grease secretion.
An atypical Tory -Tory Lane: notice massive cock in arse
An atypical Tory -Tory Lane: notice massive cock in arse

"Vote for that nice David Cameron. Look at him, he's standing next to a fucking tree and everything, for fuck's sake!" - The new caring, eco-friendly Tory Party

Tories are like those crappy rich white pieces of shit who go to country clubs and drink martinis if they pretended they understood classical English literature and had the disorganization of the Unitarians. They love to steal from the poor and stop schools giving milk to children.

Now that they are out of power, they do not actually do anything except criticize the Labour government for stealing from the poor and having other policies the same as them. David Cameron is the current leader, and is restyling the party with a more centrist and environmentalist approach, while still maintaining a general loathing of gays, immigrants, and sound economic policy.

Tory Policies

Better than Labour and Lib Dems, thats all you need to know.

Tory media

A typical Tory conference

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