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Tony Eveready

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Tony sticks his nuts in dere
Tony sticks his nuts in dere
One of Tony's early childhood drawings showing the dream he would eventually achieve.
One of Tony's early childhood drawings showing the dream he would eventually achieve.

A nigga porn star known for his hilarious wit and his massive niggerdick.

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BOOYA!

His most famous performance is in the famous "Booya" scene, where he performs a move known as "nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy," or dogs in a bathtub. After sticking both of his nuts down his co-star's anus, he proceeds to "flip da dick down tha pussy" and in the words of one of the naked black men looking on to the scene, "then you got a DP." Eveready punctuates his performance by shouting hilarious catch-phrases such as "now i'm finna try dis at home." In a famous moment in film history, he extracts his nuts from the chick's asshole, making a fascinating "pop" noise, and then yells "BOOYA." Because of this, anytime anyone says "pop" on teh internets the only possible response is "booya!"


Ton finna try dis in prison

Tony Eveready keepin his nuts snug.
Tony Eveready keepin his nuts snug.

Seems to be that the nigga is about to do some time behind bars. Ton's spokesperson posted this statement via the official Tony Eveready MySpace page:

 
 
TONY EVEREADY AKA THUG OF PORN WAS ARRESTED JULY 30 ON SOME BULL SHIT CHARGES POLICE MADE SOME SHIT UP!!! TONY WILL BE SERVING At LEAST A YEAR FOR A PAROLE VIOLATION BUT I HIRED AN ATTORNEY AND WE WILL BE FIGHTING HIS CASE. HIS COURT DATE IS SEPT. 7 AT VAN NUYS COURT HOUSE FOR MORE INFO CHECK OUT HIS PAGE OR LEAVE HIM A EMAIL. THIS IS HIS GIRL I WILL BE CHECKING HIS SHIT AND KEEPING SHIT UPDATED! ANY FRIENDS AND FANS PLEASE HELP. I AM 8 MONTHS PREGNANT AND DOING WHAT I CAN FOR HIM BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME DOING IT ALL BY MYSELF. ANY SUPPORT AND DONATIONS WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM OR WHATEVER SEND HIM A EMAIL AND I WILL SEND THE ADDRESS. THANKS SO MUCH-KATIE RAY

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM THE ADDRESS IS: DUANE MOORE PO: 86164 LA CA 90086-0164

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND A DONATION PLEASE SEND IT TO: DUANE MOORE OR MICHELLE BUSSE 7657 WINNETKA AVE. #116 CANOGA PARK CA 91306

THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT! GOD BLESS U :)
 


 

—Some pregnant whore acting as Tony Eveready's spokesperson

The Sweet Kiss of Freedom?

Recently, this was posted on Mr. Eveready's MySpace.

 
 
UPDATE ON TONY'S CASE: TONYS LAST COURT DATE SEPT. 20 2007 ALL OF HIS CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED. THE ONLY THING HOLDING HIM NOW IS A PAROLE HOLD. HE SHOULD BE OUT IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WE WILL BE FINISHING HIS MOVIES THAN. THE FIRST ONE WILL BE NUTS IN THE ASS DICK IN THE PUSSY. FANS PLEASE SEND MAIL LETTING US KNOW WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM WORK WITH. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHECK HIS STATUS HIS BOOKING # IS 9886217 YOU CAN GOOGLE LAPD TO CHECK HIM OUT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE HIM SEND A EMAIL AND I WILL SEND THE ADDRESS. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT I WILL KEEP EVERYONE POSTED ON WHAT HAPPENS WITH HIM. :)
 

 

—The same pregnant whore

If enough requests fly in, perhaps PixelBeeProductions will come out of hiding for some nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy, which would be fitting, as that is the title of his next film. PixelBee would also be shocked to find nuts inside of her that aren't coated in chocolate and consumed by the pound. Actually, that describes Tony's manberries perfectly. Stay tuned.

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