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I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Tolstoy and Dragomike are actually juggalos.

Keith Moon does not approve.

Tolstoy is a popular-ass, disgusting, and untalented fat furry artist who is pretty much worshiped by every fucking fat furry on the internet. He is the self-proclaimed "leader of the S.L.O.B.S.", and has created a clan of e-warriors called the Anla Shok.

“	I am Tolstoy the bear. Fat fur and artist; brother bear to my bros and father bear to my sons. I am Anla' shok na to my rangers and leader of the S.L.O.B.S. ~~I am mate to Truck the polar bear. He is my hero bear and the light of my life~~. DISREGARD THAT, WE BROKE UP	„
—Tolstoy, on himself

He also has a habit of calling every fat furry he sees bro. Also, like Dragomike and EmberKomodog, he has a sweatpants fetish, AND an unhealthy obsession with Happy Meals.

1 Art
- 1.1 Fandom Rape
2 E-relationship
3 Gallery of fail
4 See also
5 External Links

[edit] Art

Tolstoy gives up vore. Fat furries become an heroes.

His art is uploaded on DevianTART, but he mostly pays attention to his Furaffinity page. Probably because a DA admin got too many complaint letters and told him to GTFO.

Tolstoy's art is so mediocre, that if it wasn't so fucking disgusting, no one would pay any mind to it. However, as bad as his art is, it's like a train wreck; you just can't look away. Unlike Dragomike, he doesn't seem to have an obsession with sumo wrestling, but rather a scat fetish, which he tries to cover it up for his fans by calling it 'slob furs', which they all cling onto like the twats they are.

[edit] Fandom Rape

A popular subject with fat artists and furries in general, is fandom rape. Here are some examples of Tolstoy's horrid additions.

The Pokemon Charizard. Notice the several inaccuracies.	I never would've thought there would be a Mudkip I didn't like...	Mortal Kombat, with this truly unfunny parody.	Fullmetal Alchemist. What the fuck is wrong with that green thing's face?
Samurai Champloo. What's anatomy?

[edit] E-relationship

Tolstoy had a 'relationship' with another fatty from England. However this has recently ended, and now, without the popularity of being Tolstoy's 'mate', he'll now disappear into furry obscurity forevar, lolololol!!!!1

This was shortly followed by typical furry emo shit, which is hinted at in Tolstoy's journal, here.

[edit] Gallery of fail

He's a fan of Rob Zombie. Rob Zombie never looked so bad.	He's also a Narutard As if Naruto didn't fail enough already.	...someone just shoot them all already.	Hey! One of these fatties is Tolstoy IRL! Who can guess which one?
More piss. Somehow, all his fans fap to this.	D'aaaaw, I love you, you fat, disgusting abomination! Let's have more buttsecks and McDonalds!<3	More like FAIL level is OVER 9000, Amirite?	If you engage in an art trade with Tolstoy, you receive an un-colored piece of shit. He manages to make it even worse than his own drawings.