Toki Pona
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Toki Pona is a constructed language created by the French Canadian lesbian Wikipedo Sonja Elen Kisa. As with Esperanto, Toki Pona borrows heavily from the languages it is constructed from. It is also really easy to learn, making it the perfect language for retards to learn. She also wants to control their minds through Toki Pona, because of its fitting in with the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis and George Orwell's ideas of "newspeak" and "duckspeak".
Unlike most other Internets conlangs, Toki Pona is in fact so notable that it has its own article on Wikipedia. This is probably due to her flaunting her language, which has increased the number of Google hits on her, leading to her having USI, because we all know that Wikipedia always chooses what articles it has based on the number of Google hits they get.
Sonja herself is about 30 years old, has a girlfriend and is a pot smoker, as well as being alcohol-free. She also enjoys chess and other, lesser board games, Family Guy and listening to Squarepusher and Autechre. She maintains a LiveJournal, which can be found here.
Livejournal Quotes
| —Sonja Elen Kisa |
Like a typical stoned liberal arts academic, she's away with the fairies and has no idea about the real world.
It is said that Sceptre was also caught fapping to a pic of her Last Thursday, but nobody gives a fuck.
External Links
- Sonja Elen Kisa's website.
- Her TOW userpage.
- [1] Proof that she is a lesbian shemale.
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