Timothy Treadwell

Sad to say,
there is an hero in this article.

Picture of Treadwell moments before being mauled to death.

Timothy "Grizzlyman" Treadwell was the ultimate furfag; a notorious ursiphile, devout environmentalist, and an aspiring actor. He was the American metrosexual equivalent of Steve Irwin, only he wanted to molest bears instead of crocs (which unfortunately lead to him becoming an hero). His demise was proof that bears really are "godless, soulless killing machines".

Early Life/ Acting Career

Born Timothy Dexter, Treadwell may have been doing it for the lulz his entire life. He almost made it in Hollywood, making a failed attempt at filling a role in the old sitcom, "Cheers". Butthurt after losing it to Woody Harrelson, his life dwindled into much drama and faggotry involving drugs, alcohol and petty theft of Mongo's sunglasses.