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Timmysmommy01

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Most argue Timmysmommy01 is a trailer trash, force of nature straight outta the eGhettos of Second Life. However in internets reality she is a YouTubeer super lutz. Mommy is not only an embarrassment to Timmy, but the entire online video sharing communities of web 2.0 as a whole.
Timmysmommy01 spends hours on the internets whoring herself out to men and woman on YouTube while dirty diapers liter the floor in her trailer and her husband sits on his ass in the background praying to find a slimmer, younger wife with a better smelling vagina. She also likes the best of both worlds, as she is bisexual and a cutter. Showing tits, making butt-clapping videos, and everything else goes, but to date, the only requested video that she has refused to make is "put shoe on head".

Scientists are still trying to find out why 80% of YouTube males find Timmysmommy sexy.
Scientists are still trying to find out why 80% of YouTube males find Timmysmommy sexy.
Using white sheets to cover up a world of hurt is recommended on the internets.
Using white sheets to cover up a world of hurt is recommended on the internets.

Contents

Lies, Lies, Lies

She takes requests, perhaps she ignored the request to keep her clothes on.
She takes requests, perhaps she ignored the request to keep her clothes on.

It cannot be confirmed at this time as her story changes from hour to hour, however she claims to be married one minute, then single the next. This little camwhore fat ugly piglet also can't seem to keep her stories about her age straight, as one day she claims to be 19 years old yet it has been confirmed that she is really 26.

Providing Safe-Haven To A Pedophile

It sucks finding out that your "husband" allegedly abused two young 8 year old girls at the age of 13. It's a sad life for Jennifer McDonald/Colter to lead working at Subway Sandwiches while her "partner" plays video games all day at his pretend job at GameStop/EBGames, constantly losing jobs and spending every waking hour of her life making over 300 videos on Youtube while Timmy Jr. sits in a crib all day neglected and over-eating.

Timothy Colter mug shot taken 3/29/07.
Timothy Colter mug shot taken 3/29/07.
Come and get it boys.. Makes great fap material if you're into farm animals.
Come and get it boys.. Makes great fap material if you're into farm animals.


Ambition

Timmysmommy main ambition is not to have her child taken away from her by the authorities, a war that rages on a day to day basis. When asked about this development, Steve Chen had this to say.

 
“ 		 
You’re not supposed to have your children taken away from you, you low expectation havin' mother fucker.
  		„
 

—Steve Chen

A sordid past revealed!

Apparently timmysmommy01 was quite the naughty girl in her younger days. That is to say, she's been an actual IRL whore from the age of 7! It is unknown if her whoredom is currently relegated to the webcam or if she is still up to her old "tricks."

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

timmysmommy01 deleted fucking all of her videos. ED: 50 YouTube sluts: 0.

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