Time Cube

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Gene Ray poses with his Time Cube, which also doubles as a disco dance floor.
Gene Ray poses with his Time Cube, which also doubles as a disco dance floor.
Harnessing your toilet's 4 sides since 1986.
Harnessing your toilet's 4 sides since 1986.
Irrefutable proof that Time Cube is true.
Irrefutable proof that Time Cube is true.
Time Cube deity.
Time Cube deity.
LINUX CUBE IS TRUTH, SINGLE DESKTOP ENVIRONMENTS ARE A LIE
LINUX CUBE IS TRUTH, SINGLE DESKTOP ENVIRONMENTS ARE A LIE
NATURES HARMONIC 4-DAY TIME CUBE IS THE TRUTH. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID BY YOUR GOVERNMENT AND SCHOOLS TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONE DAY, WHEN IT IS CLEAR TO ALL ENTITIES THAT THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS CUBED DAYS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME, THANKS TO THE UNITED STATES AND THE JEWS. EVIL ACADEMIC BASTARDS WHO PREACH THE ONE TIME THEORY ARE KEEPING YOU STUPID AND SHOULD BE KILLED. GOVERNMENT, RELIGION AND CORPORATE MONEYMOGULS ARE ALSO EVIL FOR SUPPRESSING TIME CUBE, AND NEED TO BE HANGED AT GALLOWS IF THEY DO NOT CHANGE THEIR WAYS.

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[edit] TIME CUBE TRUTHS COMMON KNOWLEDGE

  • TIME CUBE IS A "T.O.E." - THEORY OF EVERYTHING: TIME, LIFE AND TRUTH. TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE MAKES YOU EVIL.
  • THERE ARE FOUR 24 HOUR DAYS ON THE PLANET EARTH.
  • HUMAN LIFE IS A "CRAP SHOOT." MALES AND FEMALES ARE TWO SEPARATE CUBES.
  • GENE RAY, TIME CUBE REVEALER, IS THE WORLDS SMARTEST HUMAN BEING. HE IS ALSO A COUSIN OF PIRAT PONTON.
  • HUMANS ARE CUBES, NOT ENTITIES.
  • MIDNIGHT BE BLACK RACE DAY.
  • MATH IS TEH EVIL. ALL NUMBERS EQUAL ZERO.
  • HOW COULD CUBELESS JEW GOD-QUEER CREATE MAN FROM DIRT WHEN BODY IS 75 PERCENT WATER.
  • WORD ADULTISM IS ANTI-CHILD.
  • MAN IS PERSONIFIED PYRAMID; THE HEAD IS MADE OF FOUR CORNERS - TWO, EARS NOSE, AND BACK CORNER.
  • TIME IS CUBIC NOT LINEAR. NO THIS IS NOT A RUBIX CUBE HAHAHA LOL0RZ HAX0RZ
  • A MOTHER AND A BABY ARE THE SAME AGE: 16 YEARS OLD
  • CUBED NATURE IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, SO ALL EXPLANATION MUST BE DONE IN ALL CAPS FONT SIZE=5.

[edit] Dramatic Possibilities

(Note: Below, the faggoty portion of this entry begins, denoted by the fact it is not in caps, and is obviously written by a pretentious Jew.)

First, Time Cubers are absolute nutjobs; only Alex Chiu comes close for sheer amounts of certifiable insanity. They typically type in all-caps, they believe bullshit theories about the universe, and are as elitist as your resident indie fucktard. Thus, it's very easy to troll them.

  • Say there's only one time.
  • Say 1 + 1 = 2. They HATE that.
  • Say that cubes have 6 sides, not 4.

If you want, it's extremely simple to act like a Time Cuber. The caps lock is your best friend in this case, but you have other opportunities:

  • Blame everything on the Jews. Yes, we know, everything is already their fault, but since they're already responsible for world hunger, war, and Quasidan, we may as well blame fake things on them, too.
  • Whenever someone claims a fact, say "You are educated stupid," and begin ranting about the evil academic agenda. E-points if you can a) blame it on multiple groups, or b) come up with unique ways to kill said groups. Gene Ray prefers crucifixion or burning in Hell - strange for someone who claims to not believe in God - but your mileage may vary.
  • The less facts you can cite, the more successful your Time Cube argument will become. Wager money on it! Offer to kill your children! Claim that your amazing and superior Time Cube ideas are being silenced by the evil academics! The possibilities are endless!

(Note: Pretentious Jew is done bestowing us with his infinite wisdom, and is now massaging his Balls with Crisco.)

[edit] LULZ YOU SAID BALLS 

(Note: Pretentious Jew is done bestowing us with his infinite wisdom, and is now massaging his Balls with Crisco.)

definition: retard

HAHAHA DISREGARD THE JEW HE SUCKS COCKS

[edit] Time Cube - The Gene Ray Interview

Time Cube.
Time Cube.

TechTV interviewed Gene Ray, the Time Cube Theory creator, on June 18 2003. Was he two sides short of a full cube? You decide.

Time Cube - Gene Ray Interview
 
“ 		 
It is the only principle that has saved humans from self-destruction. Like Easter Island...they ate the chickens...then they started practicing cannibalism. They US is on the same path, it is just a larger island
  		„
 

—Gene Ray

[edit] PROOF OF TIME CUBE 

CANT DO THESE IN FIRST WORLD AWAKE MODE?

STARE AT AN OBJECT ON A WALL <---- MAKE IT FALL
USE A DIMMER SWITCH TO PUT AN ELECTRICAL OBJECT ON THE EDGE ----> MAKE IT TWITCH
LSIETEN TO A RECORD ---> ABSORB THE THOUGHTFORMS TRANSFORM SITUATIONS THRU THE GUIDES PATH
HOLD TWO MIRRORS UP TO EACH OTHER --> watch your self refect back onto a reflection of a reflection of illusion OF A TIME CUBE
UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER ---> hypnagogic black TIME CUBE
MAKE A LIST <---- CHECK IT TWICE
SWEAT--->
SWEAT---> SWEAT--->
SWEAT---> SWEAT---> TIME CUBE
SWEAT--->
MASTER YOUR DREAMS--> to --> ENSLAVE YOUR WAKENESS --> to ---> MASTER THE INFINITE DREAM------> FIND OUT IF YOURE NAUGHTY OR NICE
FIND SANTA <----MAKE HIM SHIMMER
DISSOLVE ---> UNDERSTAND THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT
I ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR HEAD
YOU IS BULLSHIT


Also some dude who sucked Gene Ray's cock and made videos for him named Richard Janczarsky an heroed by jumping in front of a train in Melbourne.

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links


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