Tim Buckley
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tim Buckley is the creator of CTRL ALT Delete, a webcomic about games. The comic is notorious for being the worst comic ever created. You can ask him all about it on AIM: TimBuckleyCAD.
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The rise of ego
Timothy William Buckley is the son of Maureen and Robert Buckley. Whist both are Irish going back to both their parents, neither of them would be considered so in context as they would have been American citizens for far longer. Yet Buckley claims he is Irish, and by default that means excessive drinking, being an arsehole to everyone and acting "funny" and "whacky".
Often a troublemaker at school and in his teens he has been arrested several times and has spent a few days or so in overnight stay.
Unable to hold a job he shifted through College and eventually dropped out. One day things came to a bit of a climax. A girl he'd been seeing was knocked up and suffered a miscarriage, Tim seeing this as the perfect excuse to break up used it to his full advantage, suffering backlash supreme in the process.
Seeing counselling he was suggested he'd start up something he likes, drawing. And thus CAD was born.
For Tim it was a chance to remake his life, on the internet, and hide away all of the poo poo he'd done in the past.
Between 2003 - 2005 CAD shot up in popularity in a rather surprising scale, and Tim's ego gorged itself on the hits and cash he was pulling in.
The hatred of CAD comes from this, the fact that a comic that relies on sloppy craftsmanship, very bland jokes and often dated and inaccurate references to video games is considered a popular comic.
But other issues quickly cropped up that made him the anti-christ of comics. His behaviour at conventions was noted to be brash, unneeded authoritarian, pushing for sales and generally acting down to fans. He was quickly removed from convention invite lists and hasn't been to once since 2006.
The other bombshell was from the allegation that he really likes em young. Back before CAD he was known to openly hit on and engage over the internet girls around the ages of 14 - 16. This even resulted in him sending photos of his genitals.
Such a story was exposed on CAD's own forums and Tim's adamant and steadfast attempt to expunge any reference to it (including banning most of his fans) resulted in him gaining the reputation of being a sensitive callous wanker.
Other stories supporting this came from a poster in YCS who lived with Buckley for a while. She informed that he was stuck in his own world and refused to accept any fault or blame for his actions and that anyone else was merely against him. He also assaulted someone so that he wouldn't be distracted from his six hour binge at Soul Caliber in order to take out the garbage.
The Man Himself
Amazingly, he's even worse than the comic is. He's known for being an attention whore of epic levels, and more notably, a pedo. This accusation comes from an incident where he sent a picture of his infantile-sized penis to an underage girl who frequented his forums. When this got out, he dealt with the situation in a calm and dignified manner, namely banning everyone who saw it, everyone who heard about it, everyone who even thought about it, everyone who knew someone who had heard about it, their families and even their pets. None were spared. This event became known as the Lolocaust or RoMicide and made Tim look really totally awesome. Because Buckley knows he will be severely beaten if he ever shows his face in public for more than an hour, he must remain indoors for the majority of the day. While inside, he watches infomercials and makes tired and overplayed jokes that nobody laughs at.
A blast from his past.
Source: West Warrick Beacon. Dated May 31st 2001, Tim would have been 20.
Officer J Allen responded to a shoplifting call at Stop & Shop on May 26. Upon Allen's arrival he saw the suspect, Timothy Buckley, laying on the floor of the security office, tired and out of breath.
According to store security, Buckley was seen shoplifting and needed to be physically led to the office. Security guards said he was cooperative for a short time and then tried to escape again, fleeing towards the door.
Allen got Buckley up off the floor and proceeded to pat him down. Allen recovered two packets of El Paso seasoning in his front right pocket.
The store security said they observed Buckley on the cameras putting some items down the front of his pants. A veal cutlet and top round steak were recovered from his waistband. According to the report, these were the items he tried to push down his pants.
In total, $23.35 in goods was recovered from Buckley.
Timothy Buckley, of West Warwick, was charged with shoplifting and was released on a summons to appear in Third District Court.
Master of his domain.
Although rarely posting in his own forum, he will take the time out of his busy schedule to ignore any and all positive comments and personally attack the smallest of insults [1]. This is what is referred to as the “Matt Heafy-complex”, where somebody, as a result of being famous for no good reason, suffers from a constant need to build himself up against haters, usually NO U tactics coupled with excessive swearing.
The fact that B^Uckley can swoop over negative feedback like a hawk on a baby chicken proves that he actually spends over 9000 hours a week combing his forums, ordering his loyal army of cock-sucking moderators to throw the banhammer whenever somebody puts his life’s work down. This Hitler-esque display of self-worship reveals the true hypocrisy to Fuckley’s nature, as he the was first to stamp the Nazi sticker on American Greetings when they threatened Tyco and Gabe with a lolsuit on some shit last Thursday [2].
In fact, if you listen really carefully, you can hear him weeping as he reads this page right now.
Britanny Benn
His love of his life is Britanny Benn, a rather insecure girl who's distant from reality and wants to be a vet to look after cute animals, collects My Little Ponies like it's out of fashion and talks like a 12 year old's first time on AIM.
She also is four years his junior and was courted by Buckley at Conneticon when she was just 17. Barely legal indeed. It appears Buckley also ditched his current girlfriend once he'd realised he had a chance with Britanny.
Other stories include that Britanny's cherry was popped by Tim, along with the first time bonus prize of herpes.
Greed
In addition to the comic, he also has a subscription service where people actually pay money each month to see really bad flash animation of his comic. It's well-known that his site is secretly used by the government, and anyone who actually pays for this is automatically declared "too stupid to live" and killed by the CIA.
Hobbies
Tim Buckley spends his days being an incredible asshole to anyone who may try to undermine him, shitting out copy-and-paste comics with stolen jokes and stupidly slow plotlines and generally trying to make more money any way possible. It is currently unknown if he is actually a money hoarding jew, however seeing as even the lowest Jews are experts at manipulation and golddigging it seems unlikely.
He played EverQuest and modeled his Gary Stu character, Ethan, after him as a recovering EQ addict. After his time with EverQuest he formed the guild "The Rapscallions" on the World of Warcraft server Dark Iron. This occurred in response with PVP and Penny Arcade forming guilds along with their fan bases on the same server. Joining the legion of nerds who had brought about the most monumental influx of retards since the times of Ellis Island; he continued to ride everyone's coat tails while trying to be original. Over the course of time he inevitably lost interest as the guild made progress through Molten Core, where eventually loot disputes would take their toll. After apparently receiving emails from members complaining to him about his guild for a game he stopped playing on he suddenly showed up on Christmas week, much to the rejoice of his followers. Within minutes he went on a tirade about how everyone was bitches and to leave him the fuck alone, resulting in him kicking everyone from the guild in nerd rage. He wasn't the guild leader so everyone just rejoined but let it never be forgotten.
He then moved on to EverQuest II, even after saying he will never play it, ever. He was on the Nagafen server, as a character named Vithran, as mentioned here. For some reason SOE let him run a few CTRL ALT Delete strips in their EQ2 magizine, EQuinox. Aside from that, there are no known lulz involving him and EQ2, besides the occasional goading from EQ2Flames users. He then went on to play Age of Conan, but even he must have realized the game was shit. Expect him in Warhammer: Age of Reckoning next. According to a SA Goon, Tim apparently still plays EverQuest II or World of Warcraft. Gamewide manhunts has begun once more in both MMOs, which is a first for EQ2 and WoW players: not going at each other's throats.
Tim Fuckley also enjoys vandalizing the Wikipedia pages of other webcomics. This was discovered by fans of some fat fuck that runs some other unfunny comic called PVP:
This is so great.
A fan sent me a condolences gift yesterday to try to lift me up. Boy did it ever. Apparantly there is a site called Wikiscanner, where you can look up someone's IP address, enter it into the site and it will show you every Wiki entry and edit they have ever made.
This fan had an email from Tim Buckley and used his IP address to wiki-search him.
http://wikiscanner.virgil.gr/list_edits.php?ip1=68.60.213.27&ip2=&ip3=&ip4=#
My favorite: Tim deleted the enitre wiki entry for PvP and replaced it with "pvp sucks."
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=prev&oldid=32072999
If you look, you'll see that at various points, Tim vandalized his own page anonymously, then posed as CAD fans admonishing the vandalism. This was like Christmas, and my birthday all rolled into one email.
Dear fan who wished to remain anonymous. One thing Mike Wieringo LOVED to do with me was gossip like a fucking bored housewife. He would have FUCKING LOVED THIS SHIT!
Thank you for this. It made a difficult day better.
Yes, Fuckley not only gets off on showing his penis to 15-year-old girls, but he also vandalizes not only other people's pages but even his OWN page, then revert the edits posing as fans sucking his pedophile cock.
Since his last account got ratted out, Tim Buckley now posts on Wikipedia now as "Thrindel", still attempting to keep the Ctrl+alt+del page clean of anything that might offend the e-peen he saves for the kiddies. His user page, and equally shitty webcomic page is a regular target of vandalism, however, owing to his pathetic existence he relentlessly purges any edits to both pages within minutes and got the page locked because he was butthurt by vandalism. Now the criticism section that B^Uckley tried to prevent is on Wikipedia. More information here. If you want proof that Thrindel is in fact Buckley (apart from the fact that the edit history for that account is solely for CAD, apart from a few vandalizing edits of other, better webcomics), vandalize the fuck out of Thrindel's discussion page on Wikipedia for great lulz, and then, once the dust has settled, try to visit the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums. OH WAIT, you can't! Your IP has been banned! Coincidence?
 Thrindel has failed! |
 Sweet Raptor Jesus, a raid? Or empty vandalism? |
Fuckley Gallery
 Enjoy this deleted fucking everything post, TOTALLY OMG DID NOT EXPOSE HIMSELF TO AN UNDERAGE TRAP. |
 Some Argue that Tim Buckley is a Pedophile. |
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 When asked by a anonymous user on Wikipedia who Jackie was on his Thrindel user page, he admitted that he had shown his penis to her. |
 Oh, Tim. Such treatment of fans. |
 Watch out for this lady killer |
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 Typical reaction to fans who approach him at conventions. |
 Buckley's girlfriend is a little girl at heart...just the way he likes it |
 The inevitable. |
 Nice try. |
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Oh god. |
Typical Tim B^Uckley Statements
| —Tim Buckley, Responding to enthused fans who wish to see more of his comic. |
This is the kind of shit this guy comes out with on a daily basis on his blog:
| —Buckley, on wishful thinking. |
Notice how Buckley here is trying to suppress years of high school locker-room bullying and parental abuse by imagining himself beating up nerds who, unsurprisingly, engage in the same activities as him. This is but one of many examples in which Buckley attempts to hide his feelings of self-loathing and inadequacy by mocking the culture his comic and characters (and therefore himself) are a part of.
| —Buckley |
| —Buckley, Hypocrite and lazy bastard all rolled in one. |
Boner for Emo Spider-Man?
Some anon's anecdote: I used to read this wankchop's 'comics', and one day he had written the usual load of shit (I can't be bothered to go find the comic, because I'd have to wade through every self-indulgent, unoriginal, badly drawn comic, and I'm not prepared to do that. I like my dreams non-homoerotic thank you very much). So I decided to tell him what the world thought about Spider-Man via email:
And a few hours later, I got a wonderful reply from Mr. Cocknose himself:
| —Buckley, showing his love for emo pussy Spider-Man. |
Anyone who saw Spider-Man 3 can clearly see Peter Parker turns into an emo faggot. Buckley wants to suck some of that.
Being Called Out on His Bullshit
A user on Buckley's webcomic's forum called out Buckley on how he hadn't talked about video games in over 16 consecutive strips and was instantly perma-banned for "no reason".
Lol Bashing
ED isn't the only one to make fun of B^Uckley:
- Yahtzee's July 2, 2008 video ripped into him good. Lulz ensued. Before which, he'd pointed out that he hated Ctrl-Alt-Del's faggotry. ("23/3/08: You Cad" is the main one, but he mentions his dislike elsewhere.)
- A SA thread in General Bullshit making fun of the comics and Buckley himself. Lulzy shoops can be found there.
- EQ2Flames users either flame or defend Buckley in this callout thread. A handful of shoops can be found there, too.
- And of course, all of /v/.
See Also
External Links
| Tim Buckley is part of a series on Webcomics |
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