The Fury
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Fury is a particularly pissed-off Russian guy from the 12 hour long interactive cutscene Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater who likes to run around in a spacesuit with a flamethrower powered by rocket fuel. He is known for his ability to KILL IT WITH FIRE. One of 7chan's many mascots (three), he supposedly has a mission to burn every furry on the face of the earth.
Tactics
A summary of his attacks:
- Setting you on fire.
- Dousing the area in flames.
- Charging you with a trail of fire behind him.
- Shooting you with a flamethrower.
- Exploding in fire when you tranq him up.
Also; when you kill him it takes less than a second before his ghost is haunting your ass, IN UR SEWERS, BREAKIN UR DOORS, effectively cooking that giant stash of ramen you collected all through the game.
Though rather inexplicably, nobody seemed to have any questions as to how an astronaut with a flamethrower could possibly have been responsible for helping to end World War 2. Or how a clairvoyant, a fat ninja beekeeper, Spiderman, a zombie sniper and some cunt with a c-section scar could do the same. GOTY 2005 HIDEO KOJIMA FOR PRESIDENT.
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