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Prior to viewing this page, please take a moment to glance over Arguecat's original challenge.

For the actual cat, see This is why we can't have nice things.

On Christmas Eve 2008, Arguecat3, known as Diane IRL, offered ED users with a challenge; the first user to find a picture of her would be awarded with a glorious blowjob. Unfortunately for her, her picture was discovered by zaiger (was there any doubt that it wouldn't?) on some weeaboo forum and it was found that Arguecat was in fact a fatty-fatty piece of shit uggo and that the offered reward would be far, far from necessary.

Users Eppigy and Metaprotist screamed in agony and a simple suggestion was made by Entropy: everyone thinner than ArgueFat should post pictures detailing their disgust. Thus began The Arguecat Weightloss Challenge.

The kind hearted would view this serious matter as that Arguecat, for motivational purposes, should see what she is striving for. In reality, we want to humiliate her to the brink of suicide. This has been a public service announcement from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Contents 1 The Challenge 2 STOP EATING 3 Eppigy's Effigy 4 Comments... (add a comment) 5 Gallery 6 See Also

The Challenge

1. Post a picture of yourself proving you're thinner than Arguecat and calling her fat.
2. Upload it to ED.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

STOP EATING

Eppigy's Effigy

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL THE HARPOONS COME OUT
NEXT THING YOU KNOW IMAGES IN THE PLUMBING LOG, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
FAT BITCHES LIKE TO WHORE IT UP TILL SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
SEE THAT ARTICLE DISSAPEAR FASTER THAN A BABY RUTH
OTHER SYSOPS TRYNA BE NICE TALKIN BOUT "GIRL LEMME ME GET THEM NOODS"
I CAN SEE YOU IN A IMAGE MACRO "IN UR LOCAL GROCER, HORDIN ALL YOUR FOODS"
BMI INEXPLICABLE
ROSEY O'DONNEL TEN TIMES MORE DICKABLE
ADVICE, TRY SPENDING 30 MINUTES A DAY ON AN ELLIPTICAL
--Eppigy 09:19, 22 December 2008 (CST)

Comments... (add a comment)

MAN THE HARPOONS!

--NeoLobster 10:20, 21 December 2008 (CST)

• Cannot unsee. --metaprotist 22:14, 22 December 2008 (CST)
• HUEGER THAN XBOX. --Entropy 08:09, 23 December 2008 (CST)
• I'd rather fuck a Walruss. --Coon_Cheese 01.16, 24 December 2008 (WST)
• That would be fucking a walrus. --Dysrythmia 12:16, 23 December 2008 (CST)
  • He obviously capitalized implying a proper name. How dare you insult Walruss like that. --Eppigy 13:38, 23 December 2008 (CST)
• Fuck the harpoons; Use the Death Star. --Various_Artist 19:45, 23 December 2009 (Future)
• I dunno, I'd still hit it. Of course, I also dated HER at one point, so maybe I'm just blind or have low standards... _ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - ^{He is coming...} 10:45, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

• wat -MATTYX

• Obviously it wouldn't be for free. I have low standards, not a death wish. _ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - ^{He is coming...} 10:48, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

• I'm the exact opposite so maybe I shouldn't say anything. But I will: OH LAWD Pink Poodle 00:11, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
• No hope left for humanity. Well at least she has nice-... no... Well her hair is very-...no uh... Well maybe she has a good personali-... no... No, glass is definitely half empty this time friends. ...Okay well let's hope she has a car. --Skyling 04:48, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

• Even for my unrealistic expectations, this is so do not want. I wouldn't tap that for all the heroin in the world. (i heart rape)

• Lying ass! You know you would jump her for some pure H. M•||•

• True, true. But we're talking alot of dope there, man. I mean aloooooooooot. (i heart rape)

• One would need to take so many drugs they would probably never come back from the dead after diving into that...whatever it is. I, myself, would need to restart my oxy habit 20-fold to even consider the thought of disrobing her. _ZALGO-MALICE - ҉ - - ҉ - ^{He is coming...} 01:02, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

• *fap fap fap*-- What would you do for a ? 01:23, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

• I found her a boyfriend!

--A Boku is fine too.

02:33, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

I thought Anon had to remain, well, Anonymous. Did I miss A memo again or something? This sig is a poem to mien self, it helps me to live. 04:21, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah, the one about ED not (completely) being made up of Anon. Choo-choo of Contemplation (Where's your ticket?) 23:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

• ED=/=anon. An EDiot may be anon. An anon may be an EDiot. But one does not equal the other. Insert random meme here. --A Boku is fine too.

01:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

• I'd like to tittyfuck her then fuck her between folds of fat before pounding her pussy and ass. That's the good thing about fat chicks is that it's a target rich environment. With skinny chicks you pound the pussy, the pussy gets sore quickly and they don't want anything in their tiny virgin bunghole. So with skinny chicks you have to stop when there's still plenty more you want to do. Bantustan 23:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

• Amen. I would fuck her hard. Not as hard as Allison, but still formidably hard.-- What would you do for a ? 00:09, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

• I want to give her an ass smoothie, drink her piss, give her a liposuction and use the fat as lube for when I'm banging her in the ass, and then shoot her in the cunt... and not necessarily in that order. TheUreaScientest 07:27, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
• Nice rhymes eppigy -ASeriesofTubes 04:39, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
• Now I know why she quit ED, her fingers became too fat to type with. --Stumbles 20:49, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
• As a black woman living in America, I am offended. Mishaxhi

• Why, because Arguecat has eaten more fried chicken than you? Bantustan 02:06, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

Gallery

Everyone thinner than Arguecat is to post a pic stating the plain fact that she is a beached whale deserving of a harpoon.

Entropy	Metaprotist	Eppigy	zaiger	Coon_Cheese
Jdire	Thewarondrugslost		Toothbrush	majhimujhuko
Piilu	SkylingSIF	LULZUDED	TrainOfThought	At least epic fat guy got his tits out
PunaKoneAnother fat guy	TapRoot	Mokry	Bemybreath	Not A Robot
Littlerudi08043, WTF is a rat cow?

See Also

• User:Arguecat3
• Done with ED

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