TheWetRabbit
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
As the name clearly indicates, TheWetFaggot is another 38-year-old (aka the 40 year old furfag virgin) pedophile and babyfur (NOT diaperfur) from devianTARTland and FurAffinity, who will rape your eyes with Photoshop filters in his pictures, fuck your ears with amazing music, then persecute EDiots and Trolls, by doing what he does best.
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His epic quest against ED
TheWetRabbit first came to EDiots' attention with his anti-ED journals. He is also a friend of Knuffy, who told him about all the butthurt he got!
| —TWR |
| —Captain Butthurt |
| —TWR. BAWWW |
| —You tell 'em, girlfriend. |
 He can't go for a second without being a riot. |
 How to cope with being wrong. |
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 ONE HUNDRED. FUCKING. INCHES. LONG. |
 Watch out, ED! |
 Really, watch out. |
 -Punches computer- |
 It sure is suspicious... |
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TWR's Response to this Article
| —ITG |
EDiots are talentless tards. What about him?
To say something like that, it must be because he's really talented! Right?
 Right? |
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 Talented indeed. |
 Anyone and their grandma can do animations like this. |
 This is art progress?! |
Only a Fur
But who is TheWetRabbit when he is not being an internet superhero? Well...
 Self-explanatory |
 Trouble at home :( |
 So many unanswered questions. |
 Holy shit, this thing is short. |
 Never in his 37 years has he ever felt true love. |
 Ever. |
 His life is so hard. |
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 This is why he can't have nice art. |
 This is why he can't have true love. |
 Off fighting other forces of evil...like evil AUPs that say you can't have screenshots in your gallery. |
 Musical! |
 Tests! |
 Oh, that explains it. |
 Good to know. |
 Fighting the good fight |
Merry Christmas, Wet Rabbit!
 He has a special delivery for you. |
 There's more where that came from. |
 Quit leaving dead animals on my porch! |
 Drawn from life. |
 And here's moar! |
 Nice aim. |
 Lookin' sharp, Wetty. |
 TWR is loved so much, the gifts just keep pouring in! |
 DAAAAH I DID A POOPIE! Teehee, this was done in the GIMP too. |
 Better late than never. |
No More Wet Rabbit?
It seems that the other day, our dear furry friend has blanked his DA account and blanked all the comments. But all is not lost. By the way, the last journal entry in this gallery shows a list of people he wanted banned. The list totals to no more and no less than eighty-six users. Three of those users are administrators (chix0r, lolly, and moonbeam13)! Madmantyke (FiztheAncient) also makes a cameo on the list.
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 And things were looking so promising, too... |
 IAWTC |
 Some tl;dr on the situation and a Michael Jackson quote. |
 Moar furfag hate. |
 TWR finally admits defeat, blames the Admins for not protecting him, does a internet tough guy routine, and makes list of all the people he wants banned. Congratulations to all who made it. |
PROTIP: Real men settle disputes with words, not fists and knives. TWR wouldn't know this as his balls never dropped, though.
His FurAffinity gallery is still active.
Beyond DA
Recently, TWR has begun spreading faggotry across YouTube while continuing his War On Lulz. In addition to involving himself with zoophile Wolfeedarkfang, TWR has issued a set of guidelines on how to be a True Furry, as well as helpful tips on keeping profiles safe from trolling.
After a brief period of relative silence, WetRabbit decided he would launch his plan of attack against the trolls that took YouTube from him. However, he didn't find the support amongst the Furry population that he had so desperately desired, and thus soundly concluded that the trolls have obtained victory over them, the reality being that furries are rightfully disgusted with his behavior. As on DA, over time other furries requested that WetRabbit refrain from his crusade, to which he respectfully disagreed. Well thought out and strongly worded messages were sent to everyone with an opposing viewpoint.
Before long, he had accused at least several furries on YouTube of supporting several trolls he so despises. In this incident, he got in a dispute with former friend and once-hardcore supporter EnslavedByDragons, after TWR discovered that he was friends with a troll whom he despised. While trying to discuss the conflicting opinions civilly, TWR went off on a 10 message, 10-30 paragraph long rant for literally four straight hours.
He then, in a last fit of rage upon realizing he had alienated what little support he had gained up to that point, had his YouTube account closed due to failure.
 Che Guevara enjoyed pissing himself as well. |
 Since, as we all know, all real Furries don't understand clever humor. |
 "But I'm not scared of them!" |
 Blocking = Epic Win |
 WetRabbit is on YouTube to spread truth and justice. |
 WetRabbit finds support in fellow sick fucks. |
 "There's no way this is gonna fail twice..." |
Back on DA
While TWR is no longer on DA with his account baleeted over there, furries begin to ignore TWR's advice on dealing with trolls. After TWR attacked ChuongChoSoi, he posted a journal (can be found here http://chuongchosoi.deviantart.com/journal/18651537/#comments) on DA revealing TWR's faggotry. Chuong also claimed that TWR was using a translator to see what he and Vietfox said about him in Vietnamese. Chuong and Vietfox also claimed that TWR is so paranoid, that he watches every single furry and troll to make sure they don't join forces against him. TWR always believed that furries should not support trolls and that trolls should be removed off the Internet as well as furries who support trolling.
Even though TWR is dead OTI, the hunt for whats left from his faggotry continues.
Gallery of Faggotry
 Oh shi- he's going to get revenge! |
 Yeah... |
 OVER 9000 FUCKING INCHES LONG! |
 Silly rabbit! Trolling is for trolls! |
 lol internet tough guy. |
 In other words, "STOP TROLLING ME OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT BAAWWWWW!". |
 TWR's secret weapon against Vietnamese furries revealed. |
 What a fucktard... They don't even live in the same country. |
 TWR attempts to use an online translator on Vietnamese but fails miserably due to shitty grammar and spelling. |
 TL;DR |
 Wait a second... A diaper fetishist preach life lessons? |
 TL;DR |
 TWR contradicts himself. |
 TWR doesn't get the joke. |
 TL;DR |
External Links
TheWetRabbit on DevianTART Almost entirely empty, all comments hidden, contains final journal. Baleeted.
TheWetRabbit on FurAffinity No! He's back!
TheWetRabbit on Youtube - Commenting and ratings disabled due to extreme butthurt and furry style faggotry, and associates all negative comments to this very article Baleeted.
trollthetrolls on DevianTART Possible sockpuppet account of TheWetRabbit. BANNED!
TheWetRabbit's LiveJournal account. DOX INSIDE! Baleeted, try here.
.Zip file containing three YouTube videos of TWR's. Download them NAO! Get them while they're hot!
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