Txt msg
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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a txt msg iz a small msg sent from 1 cell phn to 1 cell phn. also clled sms or sumthing. home to l33t-sp33k msgs, bad drections n drunk posting they r usd 2 say in a expnsive n useless way wen emails r just az gud but free
hiptops r oftn used 4 txt msging as they hav a full keybrd, mking txting eazier. a tool of the devl. itz mainly uzd by stephen hwking n ppl 2 lazy 2 tlk
rmber u cant txt msg br8kup. Altho it jst mite open up the bitchs eyes lng enuf 4 her 2 realize dat she needs a fckin life.
Effects of texting
As texting becomes more and more accessible to young children, a decrease in the collective intelligence of the human race grows imminent. Not surprisingly, most texting goes down in America. The type of parents that allow their children to text uncontrollably are usually white ungrateful shits that grew up living sheltered lives (all inherited traits among honkeys). This lifestyle subsequently led to a fear of niggers, so they send their kids to private school so they can waste even more money (that their kids aren't already spending on drugs). Texters and their parents are arguably the cancer that is killing America.
In short, texting turns you into this fucking abomination.
Recently, a girl was presented with an award for texting. This caused much rage, ragequitting and h8.
 typical txt msg |
 this translates 2 "the future is stupid." |
See Also
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Txt msg is part of a series on Language & Communication. |
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