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1. Possessing balls (pl.) refers to the ability of someone to do EXTREME and/or profoundly stupid shit that most people's brains would tell hem not to do; said shit is usually awesome.
2. Balls may also refer to testicles, the dangly baby-juice generators located between the legs of males that, along with cocks and chromosomes, are what make a male.
   • If they touch, you are gay. No exceptions.
3. An object that is inert.

Contents 1 What Not to do With Your Balls 2 Quotes 3 Balls gallery 4 Fact of the Day 5 See Also 6 External Links

What Not to do With Your Balls

Yow!	Fixt	Oh fuck..that's what I get for being stupid	Piss off your mom
Lol wut?	Can't see shit, captain

The most common storage location for balls is in the asshole; as they say, Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. See also: Tony Eveready.

Quotes

“	"Testicles? I don't need no stinkin' testicles!"	„
—You, Trying to regain man points.

“	"My Balzac I Honoré it"	„
—Balzac

“	"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."	„
—Piccolo

Balls gallery

Most cars are eunichs.

Some men love balls.

Fact of the Day

The testes of the Blue Whale weigh 26kg which is 4 stone, the weight of an obese dwarf

See Also

• Ate my balls
• Big Bag
• BME
• Cock
• Castration
• Crystal ball
• Dragon Ball Z
• Neuticles.com

External Links

• What you and your imaginary girlfriend should do with your balls.