Teruchan

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Fucking Christ, he's wearing children's panties! What better fucking definition of pedophile do you fucking need, people?

Teruchan is your typical Japanese pedophile, and like your typical Japanese pedophile he wastes his art talent on drawing assloads of animu pantyshots and underaged girls in questionable poses. And the chicks dig him for it. What. Instead of portraying himself as the tiny-dicked creepy kiddy fiddler he is, he likes to appear as a little bunny with pants on his head so that he looks all cute and innocent instead of some fucking creep looming over a 12-year-old girl while sporting his microscopic erection.To make matters worse, he apparently has a wife, a son, and a daughter.

The reality of what goes on in Teru's basement.

What he actually wanted to draw and couldn't submit to devianTART

Teruchan gets taunted by a fellow Tartlet

Teruchan asks a little Tartlet if she's got any fresh pantyshots for him to fap to.

[edit] Professionalism

OMG dA picks on pedos!

Gee I wonder why he's so popular

Teruchan drew this just for ED. Srsly. He did

Teru reveals the obvious reason behind his art.

Teru explains why he granted another artist probably three dozen precious favs.

As it turns out, Teruchan is actually one of those rare professional TARTlets, making him even moar pathetic, if that is possible. Teru claims he studied 'art' in Japan, but fails to mention the name of the (nonexistent) school. In Teru's sick, fucked up mind, tracing Playboy centerfolds and adding animu eyes and bunnies obviously equates to art; DeviantART agrees wholeheartedly, judging by his million plus pageviews. The better the artist, the moar pageviews, rite?

Browsing through Teruchan's gallery really conveys the message of artistic mastery and brilliance to the viewer (cheap pr0n website made by 13-year olds, anyone?). Obviously, this individual has worked hard to obtain his unique artistic style that is not only beautifully rendered but also profoundly deep and emotionally moving. Teruchan is a prime example of years of hard work and dedication in the field of illustration, a shining star in the art community who deserves to be praised. And thus, praise does exist, in the form of legions of ass-licking fans who fawn over Teruchan's version of airbrushed Victoria's Secret models. Shockingly (..or not, it's DeviantART after all), most fans are young Otaku females who gladly draw this shit for him. And then it gets creepier. These generally female fan-artists do a wonderful job exploiting their own sex for some pedo in the name of KAWAIII o^________^o

Supposedly Teruchan is responsible for one of many, many worthless "How to Draw Manga" books that have made weeaboo all over the world think they can draw and be ~**kawaii artists desu**~ Teru's book in particular does a generally good job convincing weeaboo that Flash isn't shit - that is, if he truly did create the book.

This means that for each piece of shitty anime fanart that has ever been uploaded to the internet, Teruchan has profited.

[edit] Loli Lies

Back in '06, when Teruchan began to be "bullied" by devianTART despite, shockingly, the fact he's a popular TARTlet and usually popular TARTlets can kill your mother and rape her festering corpse while never having to fear the banhammer, there was an incident. Teruchan had an obviously loli pic removed from devianTART. Becoming immediately butthurt and out to falsely prove he was innocent of any wrong-doing Teruchan uploaded a completely different image than the one that was actually removed, slapping the message he received when the original, much more risqué, pic was removed into the description and trying to convince everyone on devianTART that the admins had baleted a pic of a catgirl in a leotard rather than a pic of a half-naked 12 year old girl (see below).

And to think people are asking why the fuck he hasn't been banned yet.

He also claims to draw people, asking for references (send him Tubgirl for lulz), etc, and then flat out refuses to do so (perhaps because he thinks they're not hot enough, therefore not worth putting effort into)

Teru is a dictator! FEAR! Watch out Lolly, A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

The original loli Teruchan uploaded that got baleeted

The pic he tried to claim was the one baleeted. "I am not drawing the crack of the groin" Like knowing this makes us feel any better.

Teru draws an assortment of loli, most of them being Animu nurses and catgirls; Teruchan is so original it's small wonder he's so popular. And with his affinity for little girls' panties he'd probably get along with his fellow Asian pedophile Bleedman. Together they will probably overthrow Lolly and realitysquared after a failed beer hall/Complaints Forum putsch to assume the rank of ADMIN. DA's color scheme will thus be changed to a subtle pink and white pallet, and the DA mascot will be replaced by a loli instead of..whatever the fuck their mascot is right now.

[edit] Recent Lulz

If this shit doesn't get him banned who knows what will. As predicted, the below depiction of bestiality and cunnilingus brought the banhammer down on Teruchan on devianTART. However, he got off with just a temporary suspension. Expect much Engrish butthurting when he returns.

despite having much tamer shit than this deleted from devianTART before, Teruchan seems to want to go out in a blaze of glory. "she is kitty girl and my pet :D. Had anyone under 100,000 pageviews posted this, they would have been permab&."

So Teru is back from a two week suspension. What has he been up to in his time away?

Translation: "voyeurism"

[edit] A woman?! In my DA?!

As of January 13, 2008, Teru-chan has declared himself of the female sex. This is none other than a poor attempt to escape the fact that he is at least a 200 year old pedo. Being an illiterate bastard, he is attempting to brainwash all of DA with his poor grammar confession. Is he really that stupid to think that no one would remember his previous bitching about being a father and a husband? This only proves Teru to be more of a sick fuck then anyone originally thought. Is that even possible?

We all know a female animu artist who subscribes to the "make it fucking shiny and no one will notice its shit" school of art wouldn't be drawing pic after pic of sexually abused lolis and would instead be devoting her time to drawing kawaii yaoi shota buttsecks. Hear that, Teru? That's what it'll take to convince anon that you have a vagoo.

[edit] Proof and Lies

I am female...its true

"('____')y~~i have wife and lover a lot. so ,You too. maybe,It looks like my wife's elder sister...she is very pretty!"[1]

Teruchan IRL??

When confronted by a fan who read his book, Teru claims that he only said he was male (in the book) for the business. Moar like a weak excuse to cover up his building lies, amirite?

[edit] You're Just Jealous!

In response to receiving hurtful comments about his art being pedophillic and shitty, Teruchan set up an account on SheezyArt in an attempt to avoid the flames. It didn't work and three days later he posted this...

Butthurt and out of candy to lure the neighbors' children with, Teru threw together a crappy doodle of himself herself as some kind of giant squashing all the flamers like grapes and uploaded it on devianTART:

How Teru views the peasants from atop his/her throne constructed entirely of slavish, drooling, loli-loving TARTlets.

As with most of Teru's images it rocketed to devianTART's frontpage fairly quickly, however, there were also quite a few people flaming him for his massive cock-eating ego. Then he had to be a pussy and close the comments. To that, he added:

Proving that his method of becoming a popular artist works, Teruchan recently did a Littlecloud and made his very own support stamp.

[edit] How 2 Becom Populaar!!11!!!1!

Being popular is way moar important than being a good artist!

Becoming popular requires 'research' which you must share with your retarded fans.

Recently Teru-chan proved his stupidity by creating a DeviantART journal solely to inform his fantards on how to become popular. Teru claimed the entry was lost due to a glitch on DA's part, but even that entry seems to be gone, so it's quite likely he just went bahleet-happy. However, ED preserved the lulz:

The worst thing about this journal is that his stupid fantards ate this shit up.

[edit] Everybody Hates Teruchan

teru has blocked sixty-eight people and counting. how dare they not put EVERY SINGLE PIECE of his art in their favorites!

Recently a former fan of Teruchan's. Kiwi-monster had commented on a certain part of his/her journal that she liked...Teru, being the Popular artist he/she is, asked what she liked in his/her art, and why, more specifically, it wasn't in her favs... Before Kiwi could even justify herself, Teru went batshit and hid the comments, as well blocking Kiwi from his/her page. Believe that a lot of people had changed their view of Teru...
If his/her's art isn't in your favs, you are obviously a flamer
Tell him/her that you like his/her page and watch the sparks fly, Do it for the lulz.
This Just In!!!
Teru went one step further by making a comment about the defenseless girl, by referring to her as a defective fan...Apparently Faving his/her working is a gift that makes him really glad. Thus proving that in between molesting lolis and daring the mods to ban him/her..Teru also likes to inflate his/her ego because faving makes him happy and to not fav his work is selfish...

[edit] How Do I Be Fantard?

Anyone who dares live up to anything less than the conditions listed below will be bitched at, hidden, and blocked.

From his journal:

   About becoming my DA lovers
   I draw this to express my feelings to these women.
   They are very kind to me. I think they truly like my pictures and myself.
   That's the reason why I WILL NOT do this on request.
   I will ignore any note or mails about it.
   People that are kind to me:
   1. Those who truly like me and my pictures.
   2. Those who watch me, and those I watch too.
   3. Those who advertise me in they journal.
   4. Those who always fav my deviations.
   5. Those who always give me comments.
   6. Those who add my prints to their wishlist.
   7. Those who do their best to make me be a popular artist.
   8. Those who give my present and mean it in their hart.
   9. Those who are nice to me when I am in a pinch.
   10. Those who give me panties (kidding)."
 

[edit] What People Really Think of Teru

TEH TRUTH

Someone seems to agree with LittleCloud. A helpful, civil piece of advice that will likely get hidden for lack of ass-kissing. Teru is a racist against Americans. [2] Even the weeaboos think he's racist, too.

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An email Teru received from anonymous. Anti-Teruchan devianTART stamp made by Scuttlebutt. [3] Someone trying to talk some sense to Teru A user who is grateful for ED showing him the truth about Teruchan. Teru; the puppy with a broken leg being fed with unneeded sympathy. Just read what it says.

[edit] Memorable Fanbase Quotes

ur just jealous!!!	When angry retards attack [4]	Not being stupid enough to fall for Teru's lies makes you A EVIL PERSON!	Teru's shitty fan base always comes with a bunch of ass kissers willing to comfort him while facing the truth.
Harassment? The devart mods have been overly lenient by keeping up his obscene "artwork" AND refusing to ban him after countless offenses. But it's never enough.

[edit] Teru vs Anon

On April 16th, 2008, Teru received a threatening, yet truthful, email from anonymous. Teru then posted the email in his scraps asking people to help him. Instead he was actually wanting people to defend and fight for him.

He then reported the email to the police and banned the user from DeviantART with the help of the superfriends. Little did Teru know that Anonymous doesn't forgive and the internet doesn't forget. Shortly after, Teru received a response from anon.

Teru then stated that half of the artists in Japan were, in fact, pedophiles. That quite possibly would be the only piece of truth that came out of Teru's cum-filled mouth. TERU BALEETED THE STATEMENT Not only did Teru add moar drama, he had many of his unions fight for him. The current previous fucktard defending him was x89. She said that she disliked anonymous for "picking on Teru because of the animu terms." X89 said that Teru's art are just chibi 18-year-old girls and it's NOT pedophilia. Lol. X89 sent two emails. Source.

Anonymous responded after a while with the following...

Shortly after a response from x89, anonymous responded with the following:

Another statement was added a few moments later by anonymous. (without a response from X89)

The last known response from anonymous was the following:

X89 then wanted other people to flame anonymous, as if that would work. Yet, shortly after he/she stopped due to major butthurt and stopped defending pedophiles.

[edit] His Artwork

Poorly made, traced garbage that looks like he spent about 5 minutes on it. But it doesn't matter -- his fans love it because there are panties, and it's SHINY!!! @w@

We know you're fapping to this shit, you sicko.

Gallery of Fail, AIDS, and CP

Teruchan, proving that as long as you draw yourself as a cute harmless bunny it's totally cool to draw yourself stealing a 12 year old's bikini top It's fine artistry like this that made Teruchan an internet celebrity Not loli because the age of consent in Japan is like 13 or some shit. They're all pedos over there. "This is a maid of my ideal. XDD She says like this. 'Aww...Master..' This will be too short.'"

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You know, he's probably right. The devianTART staff probably is all hard over the idea of a nubile young Japanese schoolgirl with no panties on. Also not loli at all you guys. srsly Oversexed little girls with visible camel toe are so kawaii! Crapping out a pink fluffy turd is also so kawaii. Teruchan's hobby; lusting after a 6-year-old girl who is unaware that she will be raped. "umm but my face looks like butts and lips looks like anal XD kya!" Teruchan is clearly a righteous individual who is out to stop nasty loli-lovers like Pedobear! New Teruchan Shit: His Retarded Caramell panties dansen... Teruchan is also into beastiality. Not to mention this is totally traced, look! Male or female Teru's no pedophile, no sir not at all! Apparently, Teru is a nazi too. Teru just has weird fetishes in general. What next? The more appropriate email name should be "ILoveLittleGirls@pedo.jp"

[edit] Fanart

Gallery of Love

If you become populaaar your fans will bestow wonderful fan art upon you. (Best representation of Teru evaaar!) IRL Teru, doing what he does best. Being a pedo is kawaii if you're popular! ^-^ An shota-lover calls Teru out.

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A satirical depiction of Teruchan's deviations. NO MOAR BOOBZ THIS NOT CHILD PORN, IT'S GIFT ART FOR TERU Typical Teru What SHOULD be done. What Teru does whenever DA deletes his art or when he gets b&. Teruchan's internet alter-ego. I DUNNO LOL Bitches are too stupid and gullible... Teru gets what Teru wants. How you can be kind to Teruchan. Anything Teru says is truth. Why the admins don't ban him. Teru loves teh cock. Boobs = not child porn. It's awwwriiiiight!!!. Do you see anything in common? Srsly, is there any proof in this picture that proves Teru a pedo? If a person appears young but has boobs then this is clearly not underaged, amirite? This is what little girls should do when Teru is close by. Did you know that Teru also loves dicks that ejaculate shit and blood? The Ten Commandments of the Almighty Teruchan. How dare they compare someone so great to such a low life? No, Teru! No! This is a Teruchan ... DevianTART's version of Pedobear.

[edit] Phun Phacts

Teruchan's second-biggest achievement. The first is his shameless popularity.

This stuff is all true (Just ask Teru. He wrote it himself!).

• Teruchan's real name is Teruko Sakai. He is a 27 year old male with a wife and two kids. As if we didn't know.
• He lives in "Not Tokyo", Japan.
• His daughter is in elementary school.
• Teruchan was so poor that his internet was cut off for a while.
  • He also had to stop using his cell phone for a while.
    • He shamelessly begs people for money and asks people to buy his prints.
• Teruchan is straining his family financially while looking for work in the art industry.
• Aware of us and refers us as Foreign Net Stalkers.
• Teru is a clumsy, sloppy fuckface and can barely take care of his shit.
  • He broke his shoulder.
  • His HDD recently died and lost all of his child porn. Thank God.
• If you insult him, he will mention you in his journal, making sure to specify which country you are from to make people think you hail from a careless, cold wasteland.
  • Or in other words, if you're from the US, he'll say that an American person insulted him and a bunch of his fucktards will say that the Americans shouldn't insult Japanese people.
• Teru constantly thinks about cheating on his wife.
• Teru likes pubic hair on the cunt, and that means that it totally doesn't make it loli LOLOL!11
• Besides being an attention whore, he is also a gift-whore.
• Despite tracing from Playboy magazines and spending 5 minutes on each picture, Teruchan actually has talent. Too bad he wastes it on CP.
• Teruchan wears girl's panties both on his head and crotch (they fit because he has an azn cock).
• Teru claims to be "Fmaile"
• Teruchan says when a girl appears underaged but has boobs, then it isn't considered as Loli.
• Teruchan has his own version of the Ten Commandments.
• Teruchan thinks that people hates him because he's a popular Japanese animu artist and not for being a greasy pedophile.
• Teru is planning to hold a lawsuit against ED.
  • However, he is too poor, and asks people for donations.
• Teruchan is keeping a close eye on LittleCloud, his newest rival.
  • He stalks her more than she stalks him.
• Teruchan only has 32 more people left to block.
  • After that, he's a walking target.
• Probably isn't Japanese for the following reasons:
  • No Japanese use honorifics in their screenname as they find it tacky.
  • In Moonland, drawn porn is never referred to as 'hentai'.
  • Can't even name a single art school in Japan.

[edit] Vandalism

Teru's profile box on mangarevolution.

Of course with a stupid fanbase, Teru has a bunch of fucktards willing to vandalize this article to protect him from the truth.

• Lemmur - for replacing the whole article with a period. They were banned. Lol.
• Narutoe - A dumb Sasutard who replaced a quote (twice) with the following:

Take note that WE ARE KEEPING AN EYE ON THIS PAGE, DON'T FUCK WITH IT.

[edit] See Also

• Bleedman
• HitmanN
• LittleCloud his rival
• cheese1997
• Lolicon obviously
• Pedophilia this too...
• Pantyshot
• Hentai
• Sick Fuck

[edit] External Links

• Val_Dole@hotmail.com (email)
• Teruchan on DevianTART
• Teruchan on Hentai Foundry
• his personal site
• his Sheezy Art page
• Mangarevolution account ABANDONED

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