TenPoundHammer
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TenPoundHammer is a gigantic clusterfuck. Not only is he furry, he's a self-proclaimed bum, "Organ player" and very sad wikipedo with no life whatsoever. With Over 100,000 edits, almost all music related, he takes the concept of over-specialization and dying alone to a new level.
Wiki Faggotry
According to The 30+ Userboxes on his Wikipedia page, he is Bobby from Michigan; a lonely 22 year old college student/bum. His life revolves entirely around country music with all his life accomplishments summing up to "shit I wrote on Wikipedia". He even has his own Wikipedo Law.
He is a proud N00b and masochist with a thing for being slapped by fish whenever he fucks up. He also proudly admits that he fails at making wiki articles and a constant screw-up in his posts.
TenPoundHammer is a conservative Christian... furry? WTF?
When not posting insane numbers of country music articles or moonlighting as a Christian, TenPoundHammer is happily sucking dick in order to become a wikipedia admin to join their evil inner sanctum. Thank Raptor Jesus he has been, so far, shot down every single time! Pray to longcat that he never succeeds, or catnarok will happen.
Wiki Furfaggotry
This user is a WikiOtter, and should not be confused with the otters who share his account. Nor should he be confused with User:Barkjon or his otters.
What the hell is a Wiki otter? Let's find out... *click* Oh dear god, Furfags have started to subvert Wikipedia! Foolish Wikipedos begin to believe they are cute and cuddly animals, sucked into the corrupt ways of the furry, taking on special Wikipedia Fursonas!
TenPoundHammer is special because he believes he's not one otter, butsix. His "wikiotter" names are Lari, Aaron, Caleb, Jason, Kirk, and Wayne. He also has a "clue bat".
...and he wants to run wikipedia. Definitely someone to keep an eye on in the future.
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