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Tehbigtoaster is a textbook example of trying too hard. Toaster has been making shitstains on YouTube since the middle of the ANON Vs PAUL FETCH WAR. He's basically what you get when you you take a random attention seeking newfag and give them a webcam. He's wholly symbolic of the new wave of desperate, cancerous and misguided 13 year old boys flooding our tubes in 08 whom repeatedly clown themselves trying to be successful namefags. His "trolling" (the term is used loosely) equates to a toddler spraying diarrhea all over the living room floor and then acting proud because he partly hit the potty. He's also a big fan of Paul Fetch, despite the fact that even Fetch has stated publicly that thinks he is a complete retard. Oh the irony.

“	you're behind the times.. it has already been proven why i am not "edward reeves". feel free to keep thinking that tho, idc. the police can trace you back through your 7 proxies with ease.	„
—Big Toaser on "wut/wat" debate

“	a fat redneck in a mask? Someone just needs to ask how exactly he plans to take down ED	„
—anonymous

“	BOXXY HAS BEEN HACKED BY BY 4 CHAN. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE IF YOU NO HOW TO MAKE A WEBSITE YOU CAN HELP US AND ALL BOXXY LOVERS AROUND THE WORLD	„
—Big Toaster

A Retard is Born

In the midst of Anons war against Paul Fetch, a new brand of faggotry was born. BodyXPolitic & Tehbigtoaster bought into Paul Fetch's propaganda. Being the newfags they are they began spewing videos claiming support of Paul Fetch...only to find that no one cared but them.

Recently he engaged in the struggle to make "Boxxy" Queen of /b/. After "Boxxyakamoldybread" made multiple remix videos making fun of him, TehBigToaster deleted his videos and filed DMCA claims against Boxxyakamoldybread, under the name "Hugh Ivarsson."

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“	Because I know all the people that support me would vote 5 stars"	„
—Toaster - Not realising noone supports him

The plan to attack Garrick on the 11th of July

Sometime Last Thursday Toaster decided to launch an attack on Garrick. He claimed that ED was a "hate site" made by "trolls" who used it to "slander" him and it was also full of lies. He along with BodyXPolitic started the Anti Troll Movement. Toaster than began to start e fights with fellow troll and ginger baby Darksidered992. Toaster apparently has been e stalking Red and gaining his personal information than adding them to doxbox.org. Garrick than was called at his house by Toaster who ordered him several pizzas. Garrick replied back by saying, "That he wasn't trolled and he was actually trolling Toaster who in fact got trolled."

Toaster's attack on EDs IRC

On July 31 2009, TehBigToaster decided to cry moar over this article and demand, under threat of lawlsuit, the removal of said article.

So, he decided to not only pick a sysop, but the OWNER of this site to bitch incomprehensibly at.

Being the total fucking moron he is, he totaly missed the mark and bitched at a regular user on EDs IRC, however as the user was the admin of bokuchan at least he got SOME admin to bitch at instead of our queen.

Full copy+paste of the chat may be read here.

Toaster Galleria

Toaster failing at life, when will he just an hero?!	bodyxpolitic betrays and drops tehbigtoaster nazi, KKK pic looz ensues.	Toaster's wet dream now in shitty anime version	The default icon he uses on YouTube, obviously not Anonymous.
A comment he now leaves on most YouTube channels.	A personal message he normally sends too YouTube channels.	His current MSN avatar.	thread he made complaining to his only friends on anontalk after being reported to the police.
Absenceoblivion proving that toaster is infact a faggot and a pedophile.	Toa4str admits to being a pedophile the short Ginger free version	The Anti Troll Movement's failed logo	Toaster's computer

Related Articles

• Boxxy
• BodyXPolitic
• Darksidered992
• DOING IT WRONG
• Newfag
• Paul Fetch
• Poser
• Trying too hard
• Ruining The Internet

External Links

Some of TehBigToaster's countless sockpuppet accounts on Youtube:

• BurdmanSRT Clone account.
• GingerDike Closed.
• Sock account. Suspended.
• Tehbigtoaster on Youtube Suspended.
• him again plus defending boxxy Closed.
• Another Toaster account Suspended.
• Yet another Toaster account Suspended.
• to4str Closed.
• him again Closed.
• tehbigtoaster2 Closed.

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