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Teh

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The word "teh" in its natural habitat, note the basement dwelling being beside it and how he lingers to it.
The word "teh" in its natural habitat, note the basement dwelling being beside it and how he lingers to it.

Teh has been used ever since people found out that misspelling words and pretending to sound cool is uncalled for (or just plain fucking retarded) and will make you sound like a fucking retard, hence fucking retarded. The moar you say teh, the moar of a fag you become.

Though the word itself is still full of fail people still use it as a way of showing a juvenile excitement towards the subject matter. Originally a misspelling of 'the' but also adds a childish tone to the word, and puts across a more innocent feel to the subject.It has the ability to turn nearly any word into a noun.

[edit] Fun Facts:

  • Saying TEH, even ironically, is a horrible thing to do. It's like wearing a fursuit and yiffing a dog.
  • "Teh is a corruption of the word "The", meaning "The"." - Fox News
  • "Switch the play mode from normal to shuffle just by shaking teh Rolly several times when the side light is orange" - www.sonystyle.com
  • Teh was also seen in "Spend an Evening with Saddle Creek". The Faint accidentally put it on the back of their album.
  • Continuously saying teh or using teh will cause babies to grow out of your eyes and circumcise you with their Jewish torture tools
  • Like many other crappy word adaptations this one is full of AIDS and FAIL, teh originally originated from Hitler(which is actually badass).
  • People who use Teh IRL are teh gay.
  • Teh, unlike the, is used mostly is the way "el" is used by white fagtards who don't know spanish but want to sound savvy.
  • Teh *appears* to have the unique ability to turn every word coming after it into a Noun.

example: I was teh ownage

[edit] See Also


Teh is part of a series on Language & Communication.

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