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Teenage Azn Girl

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[edit] Teenage girl kills herself over fake spoilers of Harry Potter and the Deathly hallows

This evil thing CRUSHED HER LIKE A MISSING IPOD

“	news report said that the girl and her mother had downloaded from a website what they believed to be the legitimate copy of “Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows”. It was actually a fake book (My own personal opinion is that it was most likely a sick sort of fanfiction) in which Harry Potter and his friends meet a gruesome end. The girl’s mother said that her daughter was very “crushed” by the news and locked herself in her room. When the girl’s mother came up to call her for dinner she found that her daughter had hanged herself in her closet using rolled up bedsheets and a nightgown. The news reporter interviewing the mother then said that the girls room was filled with all sorts of Harry Potter toys, models, posters, dolls and the six books.	„
—Martin Aquino, in a blog post.

[edit] The pwnage recap

After masturbating with her Harry Potter magic "wand", the zipperhead heard that her computer had finished downloading a fake Harry Potter book. The AZN pwned her friends on AIM and laughed at them for not being able to read the book on the internets. After reading the book in lightspeed with her asian invasion ub3r skills, she found out that Hairy Pooper and his friends got pwned. Although they really didn't, it was some ~~sick bastard's~~ genius' idea of lulz. After pawning all her Harry Potter toys, the dumb bitch decided to quit IRL forever. The subject now creates lulz throughout all the internets. http://martinaquino.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/teenage-girl-kills-herself-over-fake-spoilers-of-harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows/