Techa

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Rocking the fuck out!!!!

Techa is the male version of Summoner_Yuna from Adelaide, South Australia. He is a weeaboo, Nintendo Fanboy that attends Australian Conventions. He's well known for Owning Noobs and Rocking Out, though he barely does either due to being a 16-year-old girl in a teenage boy's body. and he thinks he can play pokemon but all his stats are HACKTD Your Time Is Up TECHA

Techa is known to noob up local forums by claiming that he owns noobs, although he's known to get knocked out of the AVcon tournaments within the first rounds by CHEETUURS. While attending AVcon, he's seen sporting a NINTENDO DS GUILD SHIRT which has "TECHA" print on his back in large letters, with the initials "TEC" on the front, standing for "The Elderly Camels".

Techa Has also had lots of sex with jubei's girlfriend rawksugar and she sucks chunks of shit out of techas ass for jubei to eat later and brag about at avcon

Techa at LAN partees

Techa is a noob at all games. He thinks games created in the 60s are cool and attempts to run tournaments of fail and $2 prizes. No one likes his tournaments of fail, Techa's 18 year old fat sister now holds his hand at tournaments and checks through peoples bags looking for chocolate and other fattening foods. Techa once dropped his phone and lost it at a LAN party, no one lieks him there and he had a shitty phone anyway. Actually he didnt drop it, it was stolen and thrown into the path of a truck on a nearby road. Also his DS went walking too and he cryed for hours on end to everyone. No one cared. Most laughed. When techa came around asking everyone if they had seen his phone I lied to his face because I'm a chicken shit dick licker that hides behind a series of tubes because I was scared techa would beat me up and my blushing could have been confused with my sexuality. I know techa would be a good kisser and it turns me on to see him frustrated. I hid my bulge and later repeatedly slamed my cock in my motherdrive,

Techa's LAN party

The fat n00b thought he was cool, and wanted to be able to title himself "lan admin" so he conned some money out of people to make a lan. The event known as Rock on Adelaide(Named due to most of Adelaide wishing to throw rocks at him) was doomed to failure from the moment of conception. His forums were hacked twice(btw he uses the same password on everything, its noobhax007 ,we got to his photobucket and all that crap with it), replaced with cats on Adelaide, he got his sex detective notoriety on his own front page. And at the event he failed so badly not even his helpers rocked up. He had 20 people show up and 50% of them were his "admin" friends who all left early anyway. He says he made money, but really he lost about $500 on his shitty attempt. He wants to try again not learning that no one likes him. Besides everyone went to Paper on Adelaide anyway, even his own admins left early for it. Even though it was the shittest LAN in the history of gay daisychains I still came and had a good time and was fighting the urge to kiss techa the whole time. To tongue his mouth and ass maybe next streetgeek?

Techa's fat sister

Techa's sister has aids and is known to hang out on Hindley street on Friday nights. The current rate is $12.37 an hour, but since she never gets any business she has the $5 special or feed it candy. Fuck it, you need some fucking harpoons for that bitch.

Techa's mum also takes it up the bum, she's all I want and I've waited for so long!

Techa's Return

Recently spotted in /v/. Epic thread ensued. Possibly broke up with his girlfriend "I'm leaving him, he slapped me in the face, even with his retarded mitten of a hand it bruised me a bit. I'm packing my bags right now. For the record, I haven't let that son of a bitch get into my pants yet, and after tonight I never will." Though the thought of him having a girlfriend in the first place is dubious. May have been a sophisticated troll. He has been known to get blowjobs behind the bus shelter by jubei's wife rawksugar who has admitted on national radio techas spunky seed gives +5% restoration skills on her withering elephant vagina face while jubei considers his sexuality on /b/ by saving hawt cawk images

Techa in irc:

<Techa> Dystopianray: I had a pokemon team like 2 years ago
<dystopianray> Techa: what?
<Techa> lost my save files, only had older backups
<TJ> right, im out
<Techa> so my team is like
 praticially dead
 i need my epic team from 2 years ago >_>
<micolous> when your DS got stolen?
<dystopianray> Techa: so you hacked them?
<jtz-lap> praticially hacked
<Techa> within legit possible ev/ivs
<Firstyear> so
 that is still worng
<dystopianray> rofl
<Fred> yes
<Firstyear> and still banable
<TJ> right, im out
<-- TJ has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
* jtz-lap screen shots this 
--> Raedur|Android (Raedur@owned-74EBEB2E.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au) has joined #streetgeek
--- DrTran gives channel operator status to Raedur|Android
<Firstyear> Techa: if i hear you enter hacked monsters in anyway shape or form to any tourmanet i will personally reoprt you
 wether in legitame bounds or not
<dystopianray> rofl
<Techa> i never do O_o
<Firstyear> and
<Raedur|Android> beans
<Firstyear> you need to amke people aware they are hacked before you battle

Techa on Youtube

Techa has had a YouTube account since July 2006, where he posted 1337 ownage videos of him practicing for a smash bros tournament at AVcon. All of his videos are butthurt and should not be watched unless you're in need of some dire lulz

Techa lays some phat rhymes at a school assembly.

Other Images

Techa Kiba cosplay meme.	"LOL!"	Mad DDR skills.	King of the internets obv.
Ownage stance initiated!	Techa owning in Sex suit.	PHOTOSHOP OWNZ U!!	Techa, sex detective.
Techa on 4chan, making shit cancerous!	DO NOT WANT	Techa doing his Gabe Newell impression.	Posing in the bathroom. Note the perfect oval head.