Taxidermy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The process of producing rugs or life like three-dimensional replicas of a previously killed furry (often killed at a fox hunt), for the purpose of display.
Description
As furries are animals rather than humans, the laws prohibiting murder and (in some states and countries) rape do not apply, providing the furry is in season. After the effort of stalking the furry back to its basement and shooting it (a process known as hunting), the hunter will often seek to commemorate the effort expended by taking the carcass to a taxidermist.
In the case of a model the taxidermist will freeze the carcass and then take casts from the body parts, before crafting a model usually from fibreglass and other man-made materials; often only the furry's skin is incorporated into the reproduction.
For a rug the process is simpler; the furry is skinned and decapitated, with the skin being subsequently tanned. A mold of the furry skull is then inserted into the skin in place of the original.
Once the process is finished, the proud hunter will then often display their new trophy in a prominent place around the house, providing an interesting and stimulating conversation piece for parties and social gatherings.
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