Talk:Viking

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VIKING HELMETS DID NOT HAVE FUCKING HORNS ON THEM

STFU FRENCH PUSSY OR YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED AND PILLAGED <3 John Dublin 11:42, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

LULZ

MOAR LULZ!?

Lol, Grawp think Vikings were pretty cool guys

...but modern Scandinavians are fucking pussies of the highest order, just like how the Ancient Greeks were fucking cool but modern Greeks are fucking pussies. What the hell happened? Getting drunk and sailing to other countries and raping their women is just awesome. I would do that if someone gave me the chance.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:10, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

Also, they participated in raids according to TOW, kinda like Anonymous.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:16, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

If I was a viking, I would have gone to where present day Russia is and raped their women, because they're hawt and asking for it.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:23, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

Is dat sum irony? The Vikings founded a lot of the villages that make up modern-day Russia. Rus tribe FTW!--Goatse furry emo myspace 08:44, 26 December 2008 (CST)

• eh raids villages and doesn't afraid of anything? HedgeJew 20:48, 14 July 2008 (CDT)

I would probably be one of those Vikings who gets drunk, does it for the lulz, and goes to places like Italy or Romania and takes some of the women from there and impregnates them whilst pillaging and burning the villages. If only Vikings were still around today, they could show the negroes their place. I could imagine myself as a Viking, but I'm a little bit too intelligent to be a brute.--Pizza, Beer, Cigarettes, Music, Internet, Women 19:05, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

Fuck Yeah, Viking! Randononymous 15:45, 8 April 2009 (UTC)