Talk:Vandal

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Recent Modification

I've moved the "How to vandalize wikipedia" section down to the bottom of the article. Also renamed some of the sections to specifically reference ED. Methods for vandalism were dropped right into the middle of a section, making that section confused and crappy. Article seemed to discuss how retarded vandals were, then encourage vandals, then went back to saying how retarded vandals were. Now article says how retarded ED vandals are then goes on to discuss wikipedia vandalism.

Zim 11:42, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

The conscience of a vandal

Another one got caught today, it's all over WP:ANI.
"Vandal Banned after Vandalism Spree", "Ryulong
blocks an entire city from editing due to vandalism"...

Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece diapersuit
you wear while editing wikipedia, ever take a look behind the eyes of the vandal?
Did you ever wonder what made him/her tick, what forces shaped him/her, what may have molded him/her?

I am a vandal, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with school. I'm not smarter than
most of the other kids, but still this crap they teach us in the computer lab bores me...

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers
explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I
understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my
work. I did it on my calculator."

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found wikipedia.

Wait a second, this is cool. When I edit an article, it says what I want it to.
If I don't like what it says, I can fix it.

So I edited a while...

Damn kid. Hogging on the net so much, probably searching for porn. They're all alike.

And then it happened. A door opened to a world rushing
through my phone line like heroin through an addict's veins,
I got reverted and banned. I met various bureaucratic fucks
like SlimVirgin, Durova, Tawker, and more.

"This is it... it is time for payback."
Through stalking, I know about everyone here... even if I've never met them, never
talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all.

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike.

Based on http://www.geocities.com/carail666/ . This needs work/finishing. Ritegroic 17:31, 22 December 2007 (CST)

lawl...on wikipedia they now encourage members to contact your ISP for abuse if you vandalize pages. It's a little device on one's talkpage. moarvespenegas

• this failopedia has one admin and he is only on about once or twice a week. Please use this as a sandbox. —The preceding comment was added by Badbaby, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  • That site used to have 10 admins. Maybe they stopped being active. Ritegroic 00:52, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

good lulz

• Pool is closed www.encyclopediaofstupid.com lawl Digdog 03:29, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
• Their pool is now back open but it looks like the admin had a bunch of fun lol.Mr.Hands got his revenge Fireass 21:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
• Jean elliot apparently wrote ."I've heard you liek yowe-milking" in 1513 and George Fejer lived from 1766 to 1951 Fireass 17:35, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

sneaky

You can go to the school shooting articles and add First person shooter and Deathmatch under the see also section Fireass 22:35, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Hahaha and add Josef Fritzl to the see also section of Austria. Hagger 22:57, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

And Australia. Ritegroic 09:00, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

A good hatnote for Australia would be "This article is about the cockmonglers that inhabit the southern hemisphere. For the country in Europe home to Josef Fritzl and Adolf Hitler among millions of other sick fucks, see Austria." Hagger 16:47, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

My reply is here. --Ritegroic 16:56, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

• Check it you can go to http://tinwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page and vandalize the crap out of them they are all fuckin crazy, good lulz to be had there. Maybe someone could get some good copy pasta and put somthing like the government has been notified of this site....Thedecline 08:32, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Found new one

Tinwiki they are all insane. You can just vandalize the crap out of it or just add your own batshit crazy ideas to it.Fireass 20:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)