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Contents 1 Wow.. 2 Just a Note 3 Teh B& 4 Banhammer'd 5 o.O 6 notoc 7 Uncle Anon novel

Wow..

This man should of been awarded the medal of honor for his bravery and perseverance in such dire opposition to his sense of morality and good standing in his future relationships. Even though he did cross the line quite a few times he never actually went through with it because of his outstanding willpower. The source of the problem I'm seeing here is the subjugation of pornography on people who are all to influenced by it and the unrealistic expectations it gives to people such as this girl, who even asks him if she is as pretty as the people she watches in the porn movies. Many parts are really heart warming and it was a good read; a lot of people especially on 4chan can learn from this person. Kirix 04:32, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

Just a Note

Yeah, the dates of the first three postings are only speculation. Unless the thread of the first post shows up in the 4chanarchives, consider those dates official, yo. --Yaanu 04:30, 20 June 2008 (CDT)

• I was there, and I'd say it was about that date. I'll keep looking for it in the archives, yo. --Relyks 10:31, 10 November 2008

Teh B&

So Uncle Anon has been b&, apparently. Anyone got contact with him so we can see why? -Unsigned

• I was thinking that was a joke pointing out that he quit posting. Bans don't really last 8 months so if he had wanted to keep posting he would have found a way (it's not like Tor's hard). It's possible that he tried a few times but /b/ being what it is, threads don't always take off and he might have given up after a few frustrated attempts. He could try editing directly to the wiki but then the admins might trace his IP or something. Romeo-san used to do that for wikichan but that admin wasn't into betraying users to create drama. Ty 11:08, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Banhammer'd

UA here, behind 7 proxies. The only explanation I got was "pedo shit" and a month long ban. My appeal was instantly rejected. I always said I wouldn't make an account here, but I thought anon deserved to know what happened. Naturally, I have no contact information; that would just make me "Uncle", not "Uncle Anon". I'd rather not post updates directly onto ED (though I can do so now, since I have an acct), so until the ban is lifted, I'm afraid the updates are over. It could always be worse: the first time I was b& it was a permaban. Also, even though proxies = banproof, I won't be posting through proxies. Moot takes ban evasion seriously, and I can respect that.

Watch as I shift my eyes left and right and conspicuously direct you to www.underblock.com. But you didn't hear that from me. --Tilde x 4

• Friggen moot... I hope you're a troll tho. What was wrong with the last thread that wasn't with the previous 16 threads? We even started tailgate parties at 21:30 Wednesdays for UA updates... Friggen moot. Mashtato 17:34, 10 July 2008 (CDT)
  • ED sysop here. We've got no intention of touching any of the things you've posted - it's part of documenting internet drama and it falls within our domain. You are more than welcome to continue to post/archive here. If you need help organizing the content into manageable subpages or anything of the sort, just ask and one of us will give you a hand. WM 17:37, 10 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Is ED going to be taking over the role for stuff like Category:Stories like wikichan used to do? This seems eerily familiar to the type of content that used to reside there. Anyway this is somewhat sizeable so subpages would be cool, but it'd be good to validate UA's identity first, but I can't think of a way besides tripfagging to do that, unless you presume that User:UA (as in the history) is who he says he is. Ty 09:43, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

o.O

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to arrive at the conclusion that this kid was abused by her dad well before 9 years old. Replicant10000 11:49, 28 December 2008 (CST)

• I don't really see how you reach that kind of conclusion. It's not impossible but nothing in the story seems to indicate that. Rather than abuse, it just seems like her parents are neglecting to monitor what she does, thus the unmonitored web access to porn and earlier sexualization due to interacting with said web memes. Ty 11:08, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
• I think UA might be pedobears cousin or something. JCC 06:35, 23 August 2009 (GMT)

notoc

I noticed this tag to remove the ToC, I know there are a lot of chapters, but is that bad? Some were out of order but I think that's fixed now so it should appear smoother. Ty 10:31, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

what is this: Category:Stories you speak of? i like the sound of it where can i find it thou?--Iamagod357 04:52, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Uncle Anon novel

So yeah, atm I'm writing a novellette based on the uncle anon posts, obviously it'll take kind of a while but yeah, it should be up on DA at the end of the year, maybe less.

inb4 DA faggot