Talk:Ty Ziegel
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[edit] DELICIOUS DRAMA
Yeah, I know there's a lot of drama surrounding this article. However, I'd just like to put in my two cents and say that I think this article should stay. Maybe not in its present form, but the topic should at least have a page. At the risk of being flamed and having my user and talk pages plastered with dong templates, I'm going to take out the last three sections. The reason for this is because they originated and are titled after the controversy over this article, which should stay out of the article itself. The article also needs to be a little less verbose, such as in those other sections toward the end of the article, but I'll let somebody else take care of that for now.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Turns out the article was flushed while I was posting my tl;dr opinion.--Endedruraltalk20:43, 15 March 2008 (CDT)</s>
- Actually I agree with you, and I'm pretty sure WhiteMystery (who flushed the article) would too. In fact, I'm gonna try to write it up in the next hour or so. Though I really wish I remember the filenames for the images in the article. -- Dustbunny 20:47, 15 March 2008 (CDT)
- I'd love to see a good version of this article written because it's an important meme. I'm going to copy the text of the article below here so you can have it for reference. White•Mystery
Ty Ziegel (born in 1982) is a butthurt army guy United States Marine Corps Sergeant who was somewhat injured while serving in Iraq. During his second tour in Iraq in 2004, some Canadians saw him rollin. They hatin, so Ty's group was attacked by an explosive an hero. Ty threw an infantile tantrum and decided that he wasn't going to get out of the burning truck until he got more pokemans. The heat melted the flesh from his face. He sustained an injury or two, but survived. After returning to the United States, he spent 18 months in Texas to level up his exp back.
His injuries led to the loss of his left forearm and of three fingers of his right hand, and Ty was rendered blind in his right eye. He also sustained widespread severe burns that led to the loss of his ears and much of the tissue on his face. He is seriously fucking scary.
Ty married his girlfriend Renee Kline in 2006. They lived together in Illinois up until their separation. Nina Berman's wedding portrait of Ty and Renee, "Wounded Marine Returns Home to Wed," won the World Press Photo competition for portraiture in 2007. Renee subsequently put on about 80 pounds and divorced Ty a few months later.
Ty now spends his days drinking, muttering and scaring children.
You sometimes it's best to just STFU & GTFO when you're a dumb nigger. The dude has given a gazillion fucking interviews since they separated and he's still supportive of the war. He's actually quite interesting.
In a stunning turn of irony, however, he'd be more interesting if they just sliced him and put him in a sub roll with some fried onions and apple sauce.
How does he shaveeee?
[edit] How does he shaveeeee.
Ty became something of a meme on b around last Thursday when some fucktard thought it would be lulzy to post a picture of Ty and his blushing bride with the caption: 'JOIN THE ARMY,' THEY SAID. This line comes from the videogame Halo.
This monumental event has since been repeated over 9000 times and is a great way to troll military fags. Simply post Ty's wedding picture, put the stupid caption and prepare for an epic shit storm of butthurt warmongerers. Within five responses, the OP will be informed that he is stupid, because the Marines are not the Army. Republicans will start yelling about respect and heroism.
Eventually the thread will come to its senses and result in several jokes made at the expense of military fags. Much bawwwwwwing from grade school Republicans will ensue, creating lulz for everybody else. These threads always dissolve into intelligent debates about the Iraq War and the policies of the great President George W. Bush.
[edit] And she cries
While they were still married, she used to have to rub lotion on his skin daily. Because of the burns a special balm needed to be applied to skin quite often. She used to have to help with this process. He would strip naked and lay on their bed. She would then have to massage the oily salve into his wrinkled and mangled flesh. It made her physically ill to do this. There were often times she would audibly gag as she traced her fingers along the unnatural curves of pink, meaty skin. As she grew up in a city, she often wondered if this is what a pig's flesh felt like.
Every time he would ask her to rub the balm on his skin, he could see she was visibly upset. But it had to be done. There were times he felt ashamed that he would put her through this daily torture. But in the end, he overlooked her discomfort.
To this day, she will sometimes have flashes of when she used to have to oil that monster. She'll run her hand along some rough surface and cringe. Remember what it was like to caress that human beast.
And she cries.
Ty and Renee met
