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Contents 1 You've ruined the book for me 2 WikiDrama 3 Article of the Week 4 neat 5 Potter Crash Video 6 Dumbledore (Anal by product)

You've ruined the book for me

AND I LOVE IT!!!!11oneonetwo Banaan 0:18, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• Same here. The fact that people are getting pissed off beats the fact that the book is now spoiled for me. I'm lulzing with all the comments in YTMND and those Potter-obsessed LJ communities. I mean, it's just a book, I can't belive people can get so mad about this. ~ Krade 01:10, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• This spoiler has been accessed 45 times awesome keep 'm coming! Banaan 1:39, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• If the spoiler is true then Dumbledore should be the half-blood prince. Also check out this library status. There's several hundred copies of the book and all of them are either "On Hold" or "In Transit for Hold". None have been checked out yet. (Note if it gets too far past July 15, 2005, then this link may be crap then). Thodin 潅腸 武 02:47, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • It's true, Netcraft confirms it. ~ Krade 02:54, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Where's it confirm he dies? Thodin 潅腸 武 03:03, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
      • Well, it confirms that it was leaked, I thought that was what you were talking about. It might be photoshopped, but it's still funny like hell, because it pisses off Potter fangirls. But yeah, the images do look horrible. I've never seen a scan do this. Crappy jpgs don't help either. ~ Krade 03:56, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• Yeah, I saw the Harry Potter page when it was edited and almost died. LOLZ pun! --Awshit 03:19, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)
• Totally fucking awesome. The legions of Potter obsessives are having a collective embolism --Wantonbehaviour 18:35, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Those of you with LJs can use this as an icon for the next few hours and post around to spread the meme. --Ignacio Alberetta 03:53, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

WikiDrama

Pictures of massacres are not even all that funny, it's too real = unfunny... (I'm saying this pure from a lulz perspective!), but allright go ahead and rape us all with your unfunnyness... --Banaan 12:23, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Oh jeeez....... wikipedia has such spoilers for it they have plot synopsii and it wasn't snape. Now this has no funny effect any more. We need something a lot funnier. Thodin 潅腸 武 15:04, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

• I sense that you are a wikislave. Stop worrying about the other wiki. Allow your mind to be free of its entrapment. Let your creativity flow in liberty from anality. We don't care about the other wiki. Open your soul to independent, non-derivatory lulz. Peace out, man. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:34, 17 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Article of the Week

It deserves it.

This article needs moar Article of the Week. You can help by adding moar Article of the Week.

• Now it does. ~ Krade 00:55, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)

neat

this is the sixth google hit for "snape kills dumbledore". and the third for "dumbledore dies", w00t! --John G. Roberts 09:06, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

• I'm e-famous!! ~ Banaan 10:58, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Potter Crash Video

I considered this the center of the Snape kills Dumbuldore thing, but I guess it's not or something. Remove/edit it as necessary, because it really needs to be fixed.

Dumbledore (Anal by product)

I think there are several more uses for "dumbledore" than merely the book character :

Dumbledore -- A dumbledore is a small portion of poop trapped within folds of the exterior of the anus.

A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk during flatulence, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.

Usage :

1) Jimmy had no trouble pulling guys at the club, but he never whipped his ass properly, so guys usually got annoyed with getting dumbledores all over their dicks or tongue, and dumped him pretty fast.

2) Harry hated when Albus called him into the office. Albus never whipped properly and usually got dumbledores all over Harry's penis.