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Contents 1 Famous, read this at least, tl;dr the rest 2 History of TL;DR 3 Winnar! 4 Needs Moar 5 What 6 Want some nerd stuff? 7 Suxxx 8 I read TL;DR. 9 Wall of Text 10 Usage of TL;DR Version 11 Strike = annoying 12 hey 13 hai 14 The hell is that crap?

Famous, read this at least, tl;dr the rest

I added this section. I want my virgins kthnxbye

History of TL;DR

TL;DR --Anzac 21:10, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

• It's supposed to be. It's funny that way. Samsara 22:10, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • yes I know.......can you say irony? --Anzac 09:45, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
    • It's not ironic if it is done on purpose. --Einsidler 09:52, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
      • I know it's done on purpose, I meant I was being ironic by saying TL;DR --Anzac 10:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Shut the fuck up all of you.--WKD 10:15, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
          • I just thought it was pretty short on lulz. --StarKruzr 10:28, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
            • Someone really needs to expand this article. --Spoom 15:44, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
              • Racism

Winnar!

The 'stub' wins. Ahanix1989

• Agree. Kbo 03:39, 9 July 2007 (CDT)

Needs Moar

I can't believe that TL;DR isn't the longest article on ED. We need moar of everything on dis har page.

• I added shit from "House of Leaves" (also known as the source of all 4chan creepypasta) because if anyone is king of tl;dr it's Johnny fucking Truant. Ademska 17:31, 18 July 2007 (CDT)

• • Be careful what you ask for... I shall make sure this is indeed the longest article... put in a little something that's public domain... so no legal issues... PS: dammit I can't edit the article, anyone know how I can paste war and peace into it? (it's in public domain)

What

Who the fuck turned this decent article into something that looks like it came straight out of Uncyclopedia? ~ Krade ^{hi yo~} 21:19, 27 October 2007 (CDT)

Want some nerd stuff?

(throws some 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273)Rickyrab 21:07, 17 November 2007 (CST) tl;dr! Rickyrab 21:07, 17 November 2007 (CST)

Suxxx

New article blows, way to squander your fifteen minutes. Put back in all that shit about shit. If there's copyright issues with the old shit, im pretty sure by 2008 there's more free license shit out there on the internet by assholes who want their shit to propagate than there is copyrighted shit. Put some of that shit in there and make some livejournal bitch look like a tard. —The preceding comment was added by Bunnyhunter, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Agreed...this article is looks like complete shit now- —The preceding comment was added by Nokimak, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Yeah srsly, who the fuck took all the good shit out of this article, not to mention the lulzy pic that consumed the entire side of the page. -Foamy

I agree. This article was way better back when it was the longest motherfucking article on the tubes. Now it's just... blah, I don't even want to look at it. LoliHAETpizza 15:17, 3 March 2008 (CST)

I read TL;DR.

If you can read it, it's too short.

TS;DR. --Jasper 21:58, 3 September 2008 (CDT)Jasper34

Wall of Text

I know its an obvious inclusion, but I thought Gatsby would be funny. Chunkmunky 03:52, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

Usage of TL;DR Version

This might just be arguing the semantics, but is the TL;DR version the version that is longer (and hence, too long to read), or is it a contracted version for those who do not want to go through the ropes of TL;DR. MrCrawford 16:30, 9 July 2008 (CDT)

Strike = annoying

If you want to read it just to prove you can, the strike is way too fucking annoying... it's gone. --Bryce 19:45, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

hey

I think candlejack is essential in TL;DR if you are

hai

Please note that you must put double brackets BEFORE and AFTER a word or phrase or it will not work.

I.E.: My penis is of superior length and size.

kthx.

Please keep note of that, especially the person who tried to quote. Thank you. :)

--Xcoloryourworld 16:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

The hell is that crap?

That big blob of text in the middle. Anyone know what all of that stuff actually is? I actually took the time to skim over it, and the first half or so is from The Great Gatsby. And then the very last few lines are the Fresh Prince theme. SHOOP DA WHOOP 03:36, 5 September 2009 (UTC)