Talk:Peter Chimaera

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So, the "furfag claiming to be Peter Chimaera" part is a joke, right? Just saying if someone thinks I've actually made it up, I can easily prove it. Anyway, thanks for the page. It made me laugh giddily.

• Nah, i figured it was legit, I just thought it would add moar lulz :3 if you want we can either push the idea that its 100% real, or spring that its been a trap all along "oh noes". Lemme know -Cirrus 09:52, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

Nah, might as well leave it as it is. I added my website URL to Peter Chimaera's profile so that should hopefully remove any doubt anyway. Curious: How did you peg me as a furry? There's nothing remotely furry on the site. :p

Just a heads up: There's a new Devil May Cry fanfic up. I dare not add it to the page myself. You did a great job at summarizing the others. --Peter Chimaera 12:30, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

• random guess :3 your nick has "Hyena" in it :P -Cirrus 15:41, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

Nothing furry about it (or me for that matter, just so we're clear :p). It comes more from my tendency to burst into laughter at inopportune moments. Anyway, I'll stop using the discussion page as a chat room. --Peter Chimaera 21:29, 27 July 2007 (CDT)

Is it possible Peter or whoever s/he is can write properly and this is all a massive con for the lulz? It would be pretty epic trolling. --Zellos 19:54, 7 April 2008 (CDT)

Doom fanfic rewrite, now with meta humour

I wasn't sure where to put this, it's yet another re-write of JOHN, but this time with META HUMOUR:

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were fanfics in the doom fandom, he didn't read them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to John Carnack were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a faggot fanboy for fourteen years. He was young he watched the gay porn and doom games and he said to dad "I want to be on the interbuts daddy." Dad said "No! You will BECOME VIOLENTLY RETARDED" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fanfic page base of the doom fandom he new there were fanboys. "This is Jason" The headset crackered. "You must go on the interbuts!" So John gotted his clicker and posted on the wall. "HE GOING TO POST SOMETHING RETARDED" Said the fanboys. "I will make a meme out of this shit" Said the head faggot fanboy and he copypastad the shit out of it. John posted at him and tried to fanfic up a not gay story. But then the 4chan came and tehy were trapped and not able to ungay the fanfic. "No! I must unfag the fanboys" He shouted. The radio said "No John. You are the gay retarded fanboy" And then John was A VIOLENTLY RETARDED DOOM FANFIC MEME FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.

I'm not sure if this is lulzy enough for ED, so I'm not going to presume to add it anywhere.

Lol, i made a wikipedia-themed version of this. SWFanon Guy 17:41, 15 June 2008 (CDT)

Fanfic of a Fanfic got a Response

Thought it's worth mentioning, Peter left a review of one the pseudofanfics out there. http://www.fanfiction.net/r/3030011/ Healthyhead 18:50, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Epic Troll

If you go to his website, he's actually selling collections of his fanfiction. And based upon the front cover and the descriptions from the bookseller, this whole thing looks to be very tongue-in-cheek.

This guy is one of the best trolls I've ever seen.WatchingFromTheShadows 23:16, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Yeah, it has to be. No one could be that dumb. Replicant10000 16:26, 30 January 2009 (CST)

His book

Anyone bought it? It has two five star ratings. Can't be that bad! -- Buttoi Man 17:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC)