Talk:Paintball
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Maybe this has been saved by the Columbine image, or maybe it should be deleted. Thoughts? --Jacknstock 02:36, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- I'm on the fence. While the Columbine picture has improved the article a lot [not difficult], it doesn't necessarily justify having an article just for a Columbine joke. --無 02:39, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- Good point. The decision is made. --Jacknstock 03:13, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- I want this deleted, as the Columbine shootings has no accosiation with paintball. Paintball is a respected sport played by hundred of people and does not promote violence. --Sumguy21 03:23, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- That is the exact reason it should be here, faggot. ~ TiCL 03:27, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Every faggot that plays paintball wears a trench coat and talks about how much they love paintball. Nobody fucking cares about your shitty hobby. Go die in a hole you dick sucking nigger jew. - sloth 03:34, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- Wow, that was mindless flaming. Sloth, are you saying just the gay paintball players wear trench coats and talk about how much they love paintball? I can't really confirm this, as I've never seen a gay paintball player out on the field. Hey, at least I play a real sport (or hobby, depending on who you're talking to.) I'm not home everyday trying to be e-cool making (not)funny wiki pages on a dumb site that nobody in the "real life" give a shit about. Get a life, and stop posting images about how pathetic you are on your goddamm profile. I found it pretty mature of you guys to flood my talk page (like I give a shit? I just registered to get paintball changed.) GTFO my internets. --Sumguy21 17:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
- I've played paintball and owned paintball equipment until I realized the entire hobby/sport is full of social rejects who have nothing better to do than play pretend war. They're all the kids that were social outcasts in school, wore trench coats, and fantasized about Columbine. How old are you, 15? I'm sorry but, throwing "get a life" around just makes you sound like a pathetic reject pretending that playing paintball is all that. Sorry kid, grow up. It's because of people like you that make ED so much fun. Thanks for entertaining us. - Sloth 18:58, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
- Thank YOU for giving a somewhat civil response and not calling me a dirty jew! Anyways, I guess now as I think about it, there all alot acne-faced redneck paintballers, but usually these are the types of people who claim to be snipers and have scopes and worthless crap on their marker. For them, paintballing is a hobby which they play outdoors in the woods and, yes, it is sort of a "pretend war" for them. Then there are the people who think of it as a sport. For them, the game is not played in the woods on a rainy day, but on a football field-sized space with colorfull bunkers stratigically placed and quite often it is placed inside. The players usually are college students playing tournaments and having a great time or stupid annoying rich kids. They don't play with gun lookalikes, but with markers. The kids who play woodsball usually laugh at them because they aren't camoflauged and don't have scopes. So, yes, I do agree with you in that woodsballers are looking for war recreation. But these people are hardly social rejects. I mean, you gotta have friends to play with, right? Speedballers (playing with colorfull bunkers) on the other hand, are completely different and most oftenly look down on these "woodsballers." Anyways, if you would like to have a better article written on paintball, I'll be glad to do so. --Sumguy21 02:41, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
- I've played paintball and owned paintball equipment until I realized the entire hobby/sport is full of social rejects who have nothing better to do than play pretend war. They're all the kids that were social outcasts in school, wore trench coats, and fantasized about Columbine. How old are you, 15? I'm sorry but, throwing "get a life" around just makes you sound like a pathetic reject pretending that playing paintball is all that. Sorry kid, grow up. It's because of people like you that make ED so much fun. Thanks for entertaining us. - Sloth 18:58, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
- Wow, that was mindless flaming. Sloth, are you saying just the gay paintball players wear trench coats and talk about how much they love paintball? I can't really confirm this, as I've never seen a gay paintball player out on the field. Hey, at least I play a real sport (or hobby, depending on who you're talking to.) I'm not home everyday trying to be e-cool making (not)funny wiki pages on a dumb site that nobody in the "real life" give a shit about. Get a life, and stop posting images about how pathetic you are on your goddamm profile. I found it pretty mature of you guys to flood my talk page (like I give a shit? I just registered to get paintball changed.) GTFO my internets. --Sumguy21 17:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
Lawl, they're all just pretending their Master Chief from Halo anyway, amirite? Miltopia 19:01, 1 September 2006 (UTC) I decided to halp out and redo it. -Flyinpigfetus 09:18, 15 January 2009 (CST)
