Talk:PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE/IDES OF MARCH
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[edit] Pre-Protest virals
I have a thermal printer and access to as many thermal labels as needed. If anyone has suggestions for sticker designs or would like a couple hundred printed, comment on my talk page and we'll work it out. OH LAWD IS DAT SUM STICKER MADNESS?
[edit] DIGG please
DIGG, please, this is truly shocking and horrifying. I was seriously shocked by this speech. I probably shouldn't be by now, but I was. --
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[edit] Suggestion
I personally suggest alternating rickrolling and playing Cult of Personality on the Ides. That oughta really piss 'em off, and we won't annoy ourselves quite as much. Any objections to Living Color?
Fixed: Everyone just bring your laptop's, X-Box 360's, and all the Guitar Hero games. That's most of the songs right there!
I think that if it's supposed to be a party, it should have good party music for people to get down to. Bring out some classic/catchy stuff for passers by to get stuck in their head; it'll keep the message there, too.
Here's an assload of suggestions:
- ABBA - Dancing Queen
- ACDC - Big Balls
- B-52s - Love Shack
- Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out
- DarkMateria - The Picard Song
- Electric Light Orchestra - All Over the World (SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A RECRUITING VIDEO WITH THIS SONG)
- Elton John - Saturday Night (lol weekday appropriate)
- Guns and Roses - Sweet Child of Mine (Welcome to the Jungle?)
- Haddaway - What is Love
- Jefferson Airplane - Don't You Want Somebody to Love
- Journey - Any Way You Want It
- Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
- Kenny Loggins - Footloose
- Kingsmen - Louie Louie
- Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
- Lipps Inc - Funky Town
- Lynard Skynard - FUCKING FREEBIRD, MAN. FREEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD!
- Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
- OMC - How Bizzare
- Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Bohemian Rhapsody?)
- Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
- Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
- Scooter - How Much is the Fish
- Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
- Talking Heads - Life During Wartime
- They Might Be Giants - Instanbul (Not Constantinople)
- Todd Rundgren - bang on the drum all day
- Waylon Jennings - Good Ol' Boys (Fuck Yeah Duke Boys)
Also, EVERY LOCATION MUST PLAY ANDREW WK - PARTY HARD.
[edit] Elli Perkins
Not only is it Elron's birthday, but it is also the five year anniversary of Elli Perkin's death. That would be an excellent point to convey, as the "The Scientology community was not happy with the story, which raised the possibility that Elli Perkins might not have been murdered had her son been given psychiatric treatment."
Basically, Ellie Perkins had a son named Jeremy and he was a schizophrenic. (He not only heard voices, but he also thought that John Travolta's character, Terl the Psychlo, in the Scientologist-backed flick, "Battlefield Earth," was in his bedroom and that he might be turning into Jesus.)Instead of giving him the psychiatric treatment and anti-psychotics he desperately needed, she started "treating" him with audits and vitamins. This made Jeremy suspicious and, thinking the $cifags were trying to poison him, stopped treatment. In 2002 the Co$ deemed him "PTS Type III", which is C0$ jargon for psychotic.
The following year on Elron's birthday, he finally snapped.
His mother told him to take a shower and according to him, that was the last straw. ("She gets mad at me when I play my drums in my room and she makes me take these vitamins every day. When she made me take the shower this morning this was the last straw.") After he got out of the shower, he found a steak knife and his mother in the kitchen and attacked her while she was on the phone.
Besides stabbing her 77 times, he unsuccessfully tried to cut out her right eye because he thought it was evil. His statements led to a court-ordered psychiatric exam, which led to him being diagnosed as a schizophrenic and was found not responsible by reason of mental disease or defect
Tl;dr: "If Jeremy Perkins had gotten psychiatric treatment, would Elli Perkins be dead?"
- Holy shit, that IS on L. Ron's Birthday! We can't pass this up. --
For every piecethere is a puzzle 23:36, 20 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] Revenant
We need a protest in Newport, RI or Providence RI after the March 15th set of protests.
[edit] Bomb Threats?
I smell a Scifag rat pulling out CO$'s trump card. HedgeJew 13:29, 5 March 2008 (CST)
[edit] Decentralization Failure!
Only fags use a centralized location to display their information. Use it less, faggots.
