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1 Seriously?
2 That gold infor pack is a king amongst packs
3 Urgent Digg
4 Proposal for a revised Operational Front : Project Mayhem
5 Gaia Fags
6 Attn. Anonymous:
7 motivation

[edit] Seriously?

~~HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

It looks like Anonymous took it seriously, because I have yet to hear of any new plans for protesting. HedgeJew 16:02, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] That gold infor pack is a king amongst packs

its large and hard to distribute but i may make a bunch of copies at a kinkos or something. also i am wondering why isnt this like given out moar often, i really think this pack deserves its own website honestly. its very informative, like my penis

[edit] Urgent Digg

YouTube rolls out Scientology double standard = Digg, Digg Digg. Go gogogo!

[edit] $cilons

They've got sites up saying all kinds of shit.
Something needs to be done about these.
And liek nao.

Links in question:
http://thewaytohappiness.org/
http://www.anonymous-exposed.org/

沖 06:17, 13 April 2008 (EDT)

[edit] My moar worthless comments

I really honestly thought that annonymous was really lulzy and all but kind of cruel(not that their more mundane(myspace idiots) targets were great people either). and when this started was kind of thinking, its going to be an unending kinda silly attack on a website.

this is fucking amazing to say the least. absolutely amazing. ive bitched and bitched about modern protests being these weak "hay guise were going to city hall and saying hey man can we picket outside of that place on this day?" things led by suburban mothers and fathers who are activists for one weekend per month and then go back to their jobs as executives on whatever stupid fucking corperation they work for. ive bitched and bitched about armchair revolutionaries and how there hasnt been a good protest in a long time. how protest have been stupid, pointless and lack any spirit whatsoever. this is amazing. its undending. its devoted and passionate. its over 9000 individuals united in one cause. each person protesting as individuals, not a mob with a slogan that was passed along by some politcal party. this is astounding.

its something thats going to get something done. its all that a protest should be, everything every war protest over the last 3 decades has been lacking. drive, commitment and individuality. its got soul, its got passion, its inspiring all kinds of people, not just internet kids but all kinds of people. and thats what makes this unique, its not a mass, you really understand that its over 9000 people, and each of those people are not a simple mass of human, they're individual, they're all differenet, they're not over 9000 people at a protest, they're over 9000 people congregating under a cause

-iamusingtheinternets

This "raid" is fucking pathetic. Where the fuck is the lulz? Nowhere, thats where. I mean seriously. Picketing some retarded cult and hugging people is neither lulzy or badass. It is fucking pathetic. gb24chan faggots --Cjhard 02:34, 22 April 2008 (CDT)

This "raid" wouldn't be so fucking pathetic if it actually had the power to actually destroy Scientology (don't hold your breath), or if the participants weren't so tediously fucking earnest about the whole goddamned thing. Anonymous is the feared final boss of the internet, not a fucking protest movement with homemade Longcat t-shirts, you stupid Britfags and moralfags. The longer this shit drags out, the moar the e-jihadis are turning into humorless Scientologist clones themselves. We all already knew it's a retarded cult that believes in aliens. Now either bring some lulz to the party, or pack it up and go back to stroking yourselves to furry incontinence porn on the Chans, you faggots. --Netparrot 08:59, 7 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] My comments

First of all, I'm damn proud of what Anon has accomplished since January. Everyone who said Project Chanology was gonna be epic fail has now either 1) shut up, 2) joined the cause, or 3) disappeared from the earth entirely. The bitchslap by the judge of Clearwater to Scifags was nothing short of epic. The pickets were fine too.

However, I think for the next round of Youtube skirmishes, Anon needs to inform people that there are no leaders of said group. I heard on G4 last night during AotS that Scifags released a video revealing the identities of 4 Anon "leaders". It didn't clarify whether the Scifags claimed these kids were the leaders, or if in fact the 4 Anons claimed to be leaders. But either way, this needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. If more newfags claim to be Anon leaders, this could fuck up the growth of the Project. Also, if we act on this now, the Scifags will be knocked down several more notches, exposing that they are trying to justify a force the likes of which they know nothing about.

I'd attempt to make these vids myself, but I'm just a lousy CS1 student who currently doesn't have access to such warez.

-Meta Lulz1

TL;DR, Get the non-Anon public informed that we are legion, with NO leaders, and that those who claim to be leaders are either Anti-Anons, or fabricated lies made up by the Co$.

[edit] YouTube faggotry

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's been said many times. I somehow cannot signup for a new account there. I would reommend uploading to other sites such as Veoh, DailyMedia or whatever because you won't be fucked over. YouTube pisses me off. I have an account there, and I am seriously regretting it. DeathTap 08:46, 18 March 2008 (CDT)

Don't regret it! We have seriously been lacking in the spread of our message! Sure, we got JewTube, but what about the rest of the internet?

It's important that we are EVERYWHERE. We have to reiterate our main points: no leader, our purpose is altruistic, we will not stop; and
the facts about the Cult of $cientology, i.e. Hubbard was a science-fiction writer and that they
have forced women to have abortions. We need to be on MySpace, Facebook, hell, everywhere! Also, warning: Neopets is actually
controlled and run by the $cilons. They are already everywhere! We must be as well! We need things like our own
paper, magazine and shit, and several podcasts at least. We need to expand if we really want to win. This is a crusade.
We must not forgive. We must not forget. We must have no mercy. We must be relentless in our assualt. We must
free the people from censorship and lies and faggotry and religion should be free, etc, etc, etc.
沖 22:36, 6 April 2008 (CDT)

Coincidence? I think not. --Lemisere 22:09, 1 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Father Anonymous

Sorry if it's misplaced. I don't use wikis and such. I'm assisting

[edit] Proposal for a revised Operational Front : Project Mayhem

Scientology gets it's money from two major sources: untaxed donations, and Church-authorized “training” documents. While we cannot directly affect their untaxed donations, we can affect their most important tax cover operation. I believe if we proliferate every document we can find that they charge money for, we can blow their taxable income off the radar, and allow the IRS to increase their priority on their untaxed donations.

This will not work when it comes to the purpose you're suggesting. These people believe in a spiritual component. This means that to reach the next level involves being at a certain spiritual 'wavelength' before you're properly 'ready' to learn this information. Add in that most Scientologists want to 'contribute' to their community, and they won't take advantage of the documents being spread around. The REAL worth of finding and spreading their documents would be for investigation by legitimate authorities. And who knows? Maybe something seedy will be unearthed, if taken from the right source.

[edit] Step x/0: Theory

Glorious Anon has discovered Spirit of Man last night and we've begun to spread it to the filehosts. It was Dugg to death and helped get us Slashdotted. This is good news. But we need to get focused on who these documents really should be going to. The general public doesn't care and has no idea what half of these dox are. Therefore, we need to find a way to ship the goods to actual Scientologists who are currently paying through the nose for these goods. If we cannot convince them they are wrong, then we should help them think they are right and save them a buck while doing so!

If piracy can bring down the RIAA, it can bring down some silly Man-God, amirite?

[edit] Step 1: Get them dox!

Each person downloads them sweet, sweet dox found here and elsewhere on the tubes.
Go to MassMirror.com and upload the dox. It will duplicate them to 6 major filehosts and give you links for them all.
Provide Torrents for each file we find en masse.
Tag the file with: Free Church-Authorized Scientology Resources
By the power of Anon, we will have thousands of personal links (do not post those temp links on the wiki/boards/etc. They are your personal weapons.) that will keep their legal teams so preoccupied they will have a backlog of C&D's to fire off.

[edit] Step 2: Save the Poor!

Scientologist groups on Social Networking site (Facebook, Myspace, Friendsterlol, etc.)
Google “Ideal Org” to find the Church-sanctioned blogs by Scientologists.
Find any and every Scientologist you can get.

[edit] Step 3: Copypasta

Contact them and be nice with one of any of the following copypastas:

Hey. I'm curious about Scientology and I found this on the Internet. Are these documents real?
Save yourself a buck and get Scientologist material for free!
Train to become Clear without paying RTC!

Then place your personal links of the dox.

[edit] Step 4: Remain Persistent

The theory is that if we offer a cheap and irremovable outlet for the dox that actual Scientologists pay out the ass to get, they will propagate the material through their own sekrit networks and drive demand down, causing an economic strike against CoS coffers. This is why Scientology sues to have shit removed: it affects the illusions they create!

If we become the printing press to Martin Luther's Reformation, then Scientology will split in half!

1 is good.

2 and 3 have mental stops already brainwashed into them. They are willing to pay even though they are in debt. They think that if they don't pay it wont really work. And most debt ridden scienos have serious problems in believing their debts will vanish into mid air over night. They are brainwashed into "make it go right" and if only they get over the next level or read the next rewritten book they will manifest lots of money through their "special powers".

[edit] Gaia Fags

As per Phase 2, spreading shit around, I spread it onto Gaia (like that fucktard I am), but as usual, none of those emofagz take any interest in their wellbeing. Fuck them. But I am doing my duty. FOR THE LULZ!!!111!1!!one!!11 http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/the-war-against-cientology-project-chanology/t.37055933/

New Guild up. http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/index.php?gmode=index&guild_id=36093 DeathTap 16:02, 26 January 2008 (CST)DT

—The preceding comment was added by shishikyuu, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! nope, that wasn't me. --Shishikyuu 15:01, 24 January 2008 (CST) Sorry, was me. Forgot. DeathTap 16:02, 26 January 2008 (CST)DT

What a fag -Nam Macs 00:30, 24 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Site has no images rofl.

They removed all the images from their site. (http://scientology.org)... Great measures against DDOS, lol.

—The preceding comment was added by Anonymous1138, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Video Link

Maybe I'm missing it, but how is this page complete without a link to the video in question? Anonymous is not simply content to silence his enemy. The enemy must be embarassed. The enemy must be destroyed.

It's hosted on Gawker at the moment and they have no intention of taking it down. http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

[edit] Phase 9

Put this whole plan on the internet!!!...?

[edit] Start date

So... do we start the 18th @ 6 pm EDT, or the 20th @ 8:30 pm EDT? Conflicting infos...

Phase 1 starts on the 18th

Other phases will continue for all eterity if they have to μαχ

Shortly after the assault begins, we must also begin leaking information to the press.

We make no mention of anonymous, not even of Ebaums world.

Only let them know what we want them to know. That the Church of Scientology is under attack.

This is where your Proxies will be useful. Create a false Email, takes a whole 5 minutes on Yahoo. Start sending messages to whatever news services you can. CNN, NBC, ABC, FOX, CBS, BBC, AP, Reuters, hell even Al Jazeera.

[edit] UPDATE: SECOND WAVE

1/18/08 was FUCKING beautiful, anon. I see it continues as scientology.org is down again, and the secondary target I believe goes down and up (rtc.org).

Anon needs to regroup and re-attack at a designated, publicized time. This time, the objectives will be the same and then some. I've heard some people talking about Monday, 1/21/08 at 6PM EST, which is perfect.

Tonight and tomorrow, we need to get the time for the second wave posted on the chans, on digg, on ebaums of course as well. That is your current objective, anon. Keep gigaloading the scifags when you can but MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS!!

OBJECTIVES:

Bringing the sites down

The primary target is again Scientology.org. Secondary target is rtc.org, to be attacked when Scientology.org is down and not responding to ping. Finally, www.scientologyhandbook.org is the third target, to be attacked when RTC.org is down.

ALERT THE MEDIA

This is the second most important part of the second wave. We need media coverage, so place calls to foxnews, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS telling them about what's going on. DO NOT MENTION /B/ OR EBAUMSWORLD, just say "a bunch of websites on the internet".

Tie Up Phone Lines, black faxes

Same as before, more lulzy this time

MAKE SURE RAIDCHAN RADIO KNOWS ABOUT THE SECOND WAVE

IRL RAIDS Obviously to be planned by area, but this needs to be better planned and more strongly informed, be sure to use the forums if you want to raid IRL.

/OBJECTIVES

INFO: "The board" is right now the base of operations for opCosPlay. Should this board go down, raiders are instructed to report to /i/ to get instructions to the new base.

[edit] Phase 7

What about a phase 7... need a physical attack of some kind. Harassing the members on the phone will only take us so far...

[edit] The Plan : ANON'S INSTRUCTONS

As of late this half-baked operation is dubbed Project Chanology.

Phase 1:

THEY HAVE PHONES!

Our first phone target is the Dianetics hotline:1-800-367-8788

Call it and do one of the following;

Rickroll + BELAIR them.

Sing the hits of various Motown artists.

Ask them why there's a volcano on the cover of Dianetics.

Ask to speak to high-profile Scientologists.

Inquire as to what was L. Ron Hubbard's favorite recreational drug.

Ask them if they have a Scientology For Tots program.

Ask them to give you free Jenny Craig dieting tips.

Recite the Emancipation Proclamation.

Quote line upon line from your favorite [adult swim] program.

The objective of Phase 1 is to bug the hell out of them en masse. We must cause a ripple within their tranquil, Xenu-loving community.

Phase 2:

We set up shell sites. This is where the most richest and Elite of /b/tards come in.

Simply put, we place all of the known facts of Scientology, and its inner workings onto it, in one repeating flash video, and we both digg it, upload it to YouTube under various names, as well as upload it to YouPorn and several other places. By then, they should take notice. Also, email it to them.

This is phase 2.

Phase 3. By the time the video circulates around the internet, and eventually leaking onto news stations like Fox and CNN, the shell site that we say that we come from will get a cease and desist letter from a Scientology lawyer, including the persons name, phone number, place of employment, and fax number. This is where we bring the big guns out. We Harass the lawyer, and his/her Lawfirm: We call them, fax them Goatse and other shit, and complain to her/his boss that she/he is a crack whore/rapist/nigger/ whatever.

Scientology will begin to counter attack.

This is Phase 3.

Phase 4 This is where it all hangs out. This is the Climax of everything. This is where the most Elite, the ones who actually know what they're talking about begin their line of work. Getting into the scientologist system will take time and effort. This will take more than just sitting in your basement whacking it to Hentai while you make crank calls and use gigaloader. Whoever will complete this will be a god in the eyes of Anonymous. One of us must get into a Church of Scientology. Preferably a small one in a small town some where, run by only a few people. Bring along with you a flash drive with Keylogger in it. You must do whatever is possible to get behind the front desk. Get someone to distract the people at the front desk. While they are busy, sneak to the tower of the computer under the desk, load the keylogger, and let it sit. Walk out, and come back in a day or two.

This is Phase 4.

Phase 5 The select individual mentioned before will go back to their local CoS. Using the same technique, get the flash drive and the contents of teh keylogger, and make sure you wipe the logger form teh comp. They'll usually have little to no virus protection. more than likely, you'll have the passwords and usernames for at least one of the employees. More than likely, they'll have wireless internet set up, so bring a laptop. Hide somewhere outside the CoS building and connect to the net using their wireless. You'll now be using their IP. On the keylogger, you should also get a link or something that will take you to the OL database of scientologist within that area. You should be prompted for a username and password, and it will verify it through your IP. Log in, and search around for a record of Current and former Scientologists in the area, and see if you can cause general havoc with them. Copy and paste the list of Scientologist and their numbers/addresses and emails etc and post it into a new .txt. Get teh fuck out of there, the cops may be alerted.

This is phase 5.

Phase 6 Take the list you gathered, get it on your main comp, and place it in a rar, and embed it into a peice of JB. Everyone, this next part is important. We must all keep this in teh back of our minds. You will post the image on /b/, in a new thread. You will post this in the text field: "Itty Bitty Baby Boats Farter than Bob" This will be the code word. All Anon will proceed to download the image, open the rar, and begin to call the numbers listed. Scientology will not be pleased.

This is phase 6.

Aditional Info:

Some Hak5 fans put together a USB app where when you plug it in, it steals the Internet Explorer history and saved form information, IM passwords, email passwords, XP password hashes, and product keys! Keep in mind it does all of this in seconds, all in the background. So you literally walk up to a computer, plug it in, unplug it, and walk away. Or you say that you need to get a document off of your USB drive, whatever. Note that the computer has to be logged in as an administrator to do some of this, but pretty much all computers are.

Downloads: If you have a U3 compatable USB drive: ~~http://www.users.on.net/~simmo_89/switchblade/V2.0BETA2.zip~~
If you don't: http://www.hak5.org/packages/files/Switchblade-Siliv-1-3-0-1.zip</code>

Gigaload Instructions:

1. Gigaloader.com

If above fails, http://belair.freehostia.com/index.php

2. Pictures:

3. HIGH AS POSSIBLE

4. MESSAGE: "DDOS BY EBAUMSWORLD"

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!

Weatherman 17:53, 16 January 2008 (CST)

The Scientology website has been blacklisted from Gigaloader:

This site is blacklisted: http://www.scientology.org/interview/images/landing-page_02.jpg Reason: Possible Scientology site << Go back

[edit] USE A PROXY WHEN YOU DO THE ABOVE AMUSEMENTS,

to hide your IP address, or the Scientologists will subpoena your ISP and they'll hand you over. Here are some more proxy servers that will hide your IP:

Be sure to test first and see whether Proxychecker can see your true IP: http://www.gigaloader.com/proxychecker/index.php

--| »⇔«¿ 23:50, 17 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] REDDIT

Can someone make sure this looks good, its currently #54 on reddit --girlvinyl 22:44, 16 January 2008 (CST)

yeah, no prob. Weatherman 23:06, 16 January 2008 (CST) SP

[edit] talk to a live nude scientologist

WISE - World Institute of Scientology Enterprises This is an association of businesses that use "L Ron Hubbard's business methods" (i.e. they are owned by Scientologists). All businesses in this association (as of 2004) are listed here, with names and addresses

Some of those businesses are home businesses, dentists, etc. So, the contact details are actually useful.

tl;dr about this.

"Completion Lists": Names, no addresses, but many will be Google-able. Check out all the links where it says "Source publications for the Scientology Statistics Project." Linked from those pages are lists of Dianetifags, some lists also giving the city.

All for entertainment value and good times. --| »⇔«¿ 00:07, 17 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] ITT newfags

This has been suggested for FUCKING AGES.

This was refused because IT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID PEOPLE.

loldongs 03:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] lol scientologist in the house

Who cares. It is fun and they deserve it. --| »⇔«¿ 11:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] ruh roh

Scientology attacking back? Insurgency wiki down. --| »⇔«¿ 11:10, 17 January 2008 (CST)

If/When it'll be IRL, check the examples on clambake and on wikipedia that manage to get past the rules lawyers Lamont Cranston 21:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Junk

More of a comment than article content, IMO.

“	On that note, notice we killed Hal Turner, who ran an offensive radio constantly being attacked and told to stop broadcasting, and now we BECAME Hal Turner, with an offensive radio that is being told to shut down by CoS. Irony anymuch? (Clearly after this we should become a cult.)	„
—

- Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 22:21, 17 January 2008 (CST)

Just a worthless suggestion on my part but plox to be trolling alt.religion.scientology. It is RIDDLED with scifag socks & trolls the same way a mangy dog is infested with fleas. Especially this Scilon "Tom N" who doesn't think much of the powers of Anonymous. Captain Tripps 23:46, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

Added some screen caps of the trolling of the aforementioned SciFag. It didn't take long! Hope these images are lulz worthy. - Captain Tripps 01:38, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wondering why

...this was listed under The Cancer That is Killing /b/, but now I think I see why.

Good god, that plan will never work. If Anon has to get up and go too far, Anon won't do it.

-RageTH

Anonymous has no life, remember? But hey, if it works... --Jigsaw 11:01, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Because Scientology is the cancer that is killing the world. And Anonymous is the anti-hero to save everybody. --Tadpole 17:44, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Most of the time Anonymous just fucks shit up and destroys people's lives but every once in a while Anonymous saves a bitch. --Dralven 02:15, 25 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] dude i am wasted, seriously plz explain what the fuck is up with the project

dude i am wasted, seriously plz explain what the fuck is up with the projectWeatherman 23:19, 18 January 2008 (CST)

Doesn't look like any success was had on the internets. Scientology.org is running really well. Maybe the IRL raids went better GravyFish 02:20, 19 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] As Half-Baked As It Is...

As half-baked as it is, my insomniac self is willing to give this a whirl. Those Scientologist bastards razed my uncle's house to the ground years ago. Plus, what else am I gonna do at 2 AM, anyway?

- Luftwaffle

They BURNED DOWN HIS HOUSE?

...

Why? --Magnum0pus 18:09, 29 January 2008 (CST)

I demand an explanation and/or pictures of this event. --Dralven 01:11, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Soup ED

Anyone know any good CoS fora/message boards? I would find them myself, but I'm too fucking lazy to do so. Informing the nutters that they're evil educated oneness bastards led to big lulz back on usenet. --Mr Treason 05:44, 19 January 2008 (CST)

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/scientology
http://community.beliefnet.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=212
http://forums.randi.org/tags/index.php/scientology/
Just a few that I found. I would stick mainly to the above tactics, though. It seems that some of the threads in these forums are people bashing scientology anyway, so I don't know how lulzy it can really be.--Endedrural 19:25, 19 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

Meh, I was looking for their own forums more than anything else, but thanks all the same. The lulz flow when you get them all affronted over their beliefs, and engage them in 'serious religious debate'. --Mr Treason

I think we should pose as Evangelical Christians, and claim that CoS is the spawn of satan. This way, they will attack each other. Drama and lulz will be had if anything. --Tadpole 17:46, 20 January 2008 (CST)

The actual site might have an official forum/message board, but since it's down, we have no way to know.--Endedrural 12:05, 20 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

[edit] MOAR

while the latter phases are good ideas, they're just that: ideas. nobody is going to do them.
we need to build something moar on top of that, while not completely throwing those ideas out. keep up the vamping and prank calls, but a video REALLY needs to be made

capslock, srsbsns Anonymous1138

[edit] safemessenger

we should seriously consider talking through [1], as these douchebags have one of the fucking strongest legal teams evar, not to mention alien spirits and airplanes Anonymous1138

Well, if eBaumsworld DOES get the blame (which I seriously doubt), then the two of the world's strongest legal teams will battle it out in a war that may rival Catnarok in scale. HedgeJew 13:13, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Divide and conquer, HedgeJew, divide and conquer. AND THEN GET FOX NEWS TO COVER THE AFTERMATH. --Mr Treason

[edit] I thought this project was fail until I saw this

http://digg.com/programming/Scientology_s_secret_documents_hacked_by_i_s_Splongcat

"Hackers from the /i/nsurgency, a splinter group of anonymous raided scientology's secret, even sacred documents this morning. Documents were leaked. Splongcat, after raiding replied with "For the /i/nsurgency! Oh and, we did it for lulz." www.xanga.com/lordxenu"

MoarVespeneGas

"Do to cognition. Note it down." My new favorite phrase.--Endedrural 15:35, 20 January 2008 (CST)Endedrural

This made the front page of Fark today [2]. PrettyLateMachine 20:54, 20 January 2008 (CST)

Warmer. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 21:33, 20 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] This is old news

But still funny.. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have all but declared war on the Church of Scientology following member Tom Cruise's successful move to have episode Trapped in the Closet pulled from US screens.

Comedy Central canned a repeat of the offending programme due to air last Wednesday, provoking the show's creators to declare to Variety: "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. "Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/20/south_park_repeat/ --Tomb 22:13, 20 January 2008 (CST)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E5AoBnjwdjo

everyone watch this vid, follow links and junk, follow the link to the interview vid and use the links at the end to save and keep uploading to youtube

keep doing your work anon

[edit] General de Sade's Recommendations

Gentlemen.

I am General de Sade. Yes, I am named after the famous 18th century Libertine, the great Marquis de Sade. His highness would have been thrilled at the current manifestation of 4chan. It's current war with Scientology, a zealous and thuggish cult, is no different than the theological conflicts of his day. The Memory of de Sade is more than just a dream state of repressed teenage sexuality. He is one of the great proto-Nihilists in human history. While we was distinctively immoral on his personal pleasures, when engaging in his war against the cults of his time, he was remarkably amoral. I intend to do the same and bring to light some useful methods during your crusade.

This is not a grand speech to rally or electrify the masses. I will get straight to the point: you are up against overwhelming odds. Many of us mock the foolishness of believing an actual omnipresent deity exists and comes down from it's excessive schedule to communicate directly with us. But what we can all agree upon is that such a fantasy can inspire a human to do incredible things. CoS does not believe in a traditional God. However, it puts stock in it's mortal, human, and flawed messiah figure: L.R.H. CoS operates off an aggressively altruistic message of saving humanity from itself, inspired by L.R.H's long writing history of B-grade space opera. While such things are cute in moderation, the CoS has become a multi-national institution that preys off of the hopes of the secluded and desperate. I personally could care less if the weak are magnetized to the message of sociopathic man-gods. But if enough people throw money at such a message, and back it up their words with a militant litigation (and eventually militant activity), then we experience a problem. They are an inspired mass of newly-found divine confidence hellbent on teaching us that our cynicism, our method of coping with a fucked up world by mocking it, is essentially wrong. We, the amoralistic bastards of the 21st century, are the natural enemies of Scientology.

With that said, we must never underestimate our enemy. In their eyes, we are more than just heartless, godless heathens. We are potential converts to them. They have much experience in dealing with the hopeless, the guiltless, the trash and very scum amongst us. They have taken heroin addicts from wasting their family's retirement on some useless drug and taught them to spent it on more fruitful endeavors, such as the CoS's coffers. They are backed by more than a pack of lawyers chomping at the bit. They engaged us because they wish to fold us into their flock. They believe they can integrate us into their 'universalist' mission to save the damned. 4chan, while you possess the tactical benefits of decentralization and are able to strike from the shadows, CoS counters your methods by being righteously persistent. Anon may not forgive or forget, but CoS neither forgives, forgets, or runs out of money. Even so, I truly believe CoS can be forced to capitulate by our hands, but we must become a mobilized weapon that is specialized for precisely this task. Is 4chan brave enough to take on that challenge? Can Anon achieve it's glorious destiny amongst the famous God Killers of history: Luther, de Sade, and Nietzsche?

Project Chanology has proven to be a useful mode of attack against the CoS, drawing their ire and starting up the engine of frivolous lawsuits they are notorious for. However, in the big picture, Chanology is simply a handbook for skirmishing. It is the Guerrilla Tactics for Dummies equivalent for modern electronic warfare. I mean no disrespect. I understand it's construction is hastily adapting to the situation. Yes, tactics can kill the enemy, but if actions are not achieved under the umbrella of a long-term strategy, then you are wasting precious resources. CoS will not fold. They will not be beaten easily. When 4chan has lost all interest in continuing, CoS will keep on with it's agenda of conversion. You have dug yourselves into a trench where the only exit strategy we have will not prevent the total extermination that CoS seeks of us. Some of you already feel the weight of that decision, but I urge you, soldier, to hold your position! You are on the front lines of the most important event in Internet History.

I urge those in control of Chanology to heed the words of history and develop your strategy from there. One cannot go toe-to-toe against an energized mass of zealousness and hope to win, especially one with exponentially more resources an their command. Religion is immune to outside pressure because of this, BUT it is susceptible to internal division. As long as it's masses remain fervent, all that is required is an insider that can speak their language and sows the seeds of foment. I offer the tale of Martin Luther, the founder of the Protestant Reformation. With the technology of the printing press, he was able to not only construct ideas that lead to the reduction of power of the Church, but he was able to speak directly to their masses in their zealous dialect with his pamphlets and books. As the wars raged on in Europe between the fallout, the scientific masters of reason were finally allowed to expand from the repressive theocratic culture of the time.

I do not believe 4chan is capable of producing a deep-cover operative without that agent being compromised by the seductive sway of 'salvation'. I recommend getting to know some Christfags, Jewfags, Islamfags, etc. These Old Religions have been around the block and their institutions subconsciously reflect the problems associated with 'divine burnout'. Their hearts are already filled with the 'love of their God' and thusly, do not risk the problems of being converted. All they need to be convinced of is that the CoS is a heretical cult that must be destroyed in the name of their God.

The Great Marquis de Sade would have been delighted at the idea of pitting two religions against one another, resulting in their mutual distraction and splintering. If the Old Religions cannot stay the course, then who amongst 4chan would be able to throw their Anon status on the sword for the glory of the cause? Those who command Chanology, understand that you must wage a religious war in the context of a religious war in order to achieve victory. Remain amoral and understand all assets are disposable. The only thing that matters is victory at all costs. CoS can only be defeated if they splinter internally!

My picture is a password-protected Rar file. In this archive is my emblem. If I must communicate with you again, I will reveal the password of the Rar in my next missive and unveil the contents of the archive so that you will know that General de Sade is amongst you once more. Good luck, soldiers.

~General de Sade

TL;DR
Anonymous1138

tl;dr, yes. But I read through the whole thing, and our so-called "General" does have a point. Scientology has that which Anonymous could never have: unlimited disposable income...and that allows for great power and the ability to outlast anything. That's how ebaumsworld does it. For all we know, this so-called "epic raid" could merely be as a buzzing fly in their vision at the moment. It is a bit of a disappointment that, if the "General's" argument holds true, Anonymous will have to resort to devoting its entire attack force to bring $cientology to its knees. This would leave no time for easier prey, including pretentious camwhores like GoddessMine, sick fuck pedos like Chris Forcand and BAWWWWWWing furfags like Zeriara. We fap to our pr0n and lulz hearty...for tomorrow, who knows? This may be a bite that is more than Anonymous can chew. HedgeJew 09:04, 22 January 2008 (CST)

Greetings, Anon. I have come to address further concerns.

I know my initial passage was wordy and lengthy, but the full picture must be described in order to understand where to strike. I, a self-professed master of history, have seen such grand movements before. It is the classic tale of the problems associated with the powerful, moralistic crusaders attempting to supplant the grittiness of reality with Utopian ideals. Irregardless of individual consensus, 4chan/Anon/b/ is a community that shows all the signs of becoming the foundation of a modern intellectual resurgence. They are in tune with the brutality of the universe and stand up to it by saying 'Is that all?' The scientists of the Enlightenment performed the same feat by demanding God should provide more wonders to examine and study.

Anon will not have to divert all of it's forces into a single focus. Diversification is required for an over-all strategy to work. The core of any successful military campaign is distraction and disinformation. It is acceptable to provide the Cos with free targets of opportunity to unload their emotional righteous wrath upon as long as you have agents, propaganda, and 'obvious troop movement' behind the lines telling them what qualifies as a target of opportunity. In the mean time, only a handful of ruthless specialists are required to truly penetrate the organization.

The weakest point in any security system are not complex math equations, firewalls, load balancers, or script kiddie exploits. The weakest point is the human heart. Find the vices of prolific Scientologists and gather them as resources. Do not expose them freely and quickly. Collect them, and assemble a mountain of data that you can twist and turn as leverage when the pieces are in place and the moment is right. You must be able to paint a masterpiece with many colors, not just occasional spurts of wanton graffiti.

Anon, remain strong. You can do this.

~General de Sade

[edit] fucking faggots think they're too cool for lulz

This is win, and fuck anyone who says otherwise right up the ass. The best thing about this is that since we are rallying the forces of all the internets besides Anon, Anonymous has now become the good guys. Holy dick does that sound weird to say, but it's true. This was taken from the prlog story (http://www.prlog.org/10046797-internet-group-anonymous-declares-war-on-scientology.html):
"About Anonymous:

Anonymous is a collective composed of many Internet users, combined under one name. The group gained fame through popular image-boards and accrued influence both on the Internet and the real world. They have launched offensives against a wide variety of targets, including the social website Habbo Hotel and various White Supremacy entities. Anonymous played a major role in the capture of Canadian pedophile Chris Forcand."
Bricks have been shat.
Anonymous1138

I try to think of us as chaotic neutral, y'know? Vael Victus 10:55, 11 February 2008 (CST)

Now that Anonymous seems to have established itself as a force of good, do you plan to keep that reputation, by, say, only attacking those the world would agree are asking for it? Or will it be used to ultimately launch into IRL seats of power? HedgeJew 06:16, 22 January 2008 (CST)

I think, to some extent at least, the grand alliance has always stood, roughly, on the side of good. Sure, Anonymous may be a heartless monster, but it's comprised of men, who, being miserable little piles of secrets, are people. Sure, they may lol mightily at an heroes, and spend the vast amount of their time just randomly bullying people, but it's an unavoidable fact that the most lulzy targets and the most worthy ones are often the same. --Mr Treason

PROTIP: That was written to get media attention, it's not true of course that we're some vigilante group. We're doing it for the lulz. Kakama 16:27, 25 January 2008 (CST)

I think that the real question is this:

Does Anonymous want to become the good guys? If so, then Anon had best seriously clean up the act. By this, I mean that if they want to be taken seriously (and talked about respectably) by lametards like the people at Fox news; an achevement other than cyberterrorism. It would be my hope that Anonymous could be seen as a powerful "hidden voice" of the internet, who can effect the real world as well, but I guess I am just Neutral Good like that. Anonymous is decidedly Chaotic Neutral, and I understand that, however, I have noticed that Anon's actions have borderlined on stupidity more than once. I really don't know what I am trying to say here, but I do think that Anonymous' online life would be taken far more seriously if its members showed a little maturity. Ryuken 21:39, 9 February 2008 (EST)

I don't think Fox News would EVER take Anonymous seriously or talk about it respectably; they don't talk respectably about anyone to the left of them. (Not saying that all Anonymous are leftists, just that it's Fox News itself that shouldn't be taken seriously.) As for the broader question, I think if we don't want people to have all these misconceptions about Anonymous, the place to start would be informing them that Anonymous is not an organization. Even when it's being reported upon favourably or neutrally, as in the coverage of the CoS protests, the Old Media still tends to portray Anonymous as some sort of organized hacker group. Naturally, Anonymous itself does a lot to further that conception, mainly because it's amusing... but if any factions of Anonymous do want to be taken seriously and discussed fairly, then they'll have to make it clear that Anonymous is a non-entity. It's pretty much the same as with the classic sense of the word "anonymous" -- I certainly hope nobody (outside Fox News maybe) thinks that all works published under the name "Anonymous" are by the same person -- the main difference being that on the internets people use it to refer to groups instead of only individuals. Other than that, the word means the same thing it has always meant; Anonymous has no goals, no leaders, no hierarchy, no inherent purpose, no entirely shared resources, no representatives, no policies, no beliefs, and no membership roster. We all know that, but the media doesn't, and they should. They should be reminded that Anonymous is just a name that can be claimed by anybody for any purpose at any time, and thus whether it's an individual publishing a book under the name "Anonymous" or a mob of internet people undertaking some project under that name, any person/group using the name Anonymous should be judged individually, not as though he/she/it/they were part of some larger cohesive group.
I realize many people feel it's lulzier to keep up the "legion" image (and they're probably right), but any Anonymous who want to be seen as "good guys" will need to disavow that. --The Electric Jew 11:50, 10 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Mention by theregister

Found an honorable mention of the attack in a recent article at theregister.co.uk in an article about the RIAA's website being hacked.

LINK: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/21/riaa_hacktivism/

word of the year: hacktivism

Anonymous1138

fucking right --Dralven 01:18, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] "In other hacking news, the Church of Scientology's website reportedly came under attack last week, leaving it unavailable for parts of the weekend. The attack was reportedly an act of hacktivism prompted by the organisation's attempts to pull a promotional video featuring Scientologist Tom Cruise from YouTube. YouTube pulled the clip, but the material has since resurfaced on Gawker.com."

[edit] DO NOT TELL FUCKING FAUX11 YOU NIGGERSHITS!

The whole point of gaining media attention is to rally support. If 'Ol phil is called in, potential supporters will close their curtains. Anonymous1138

[edit] "Threatening Thetans (for great justice)?"

"Tech Space" Blog Article on USAToday

LINK: http://blogs.usatoday.com/techspace/2008/01/threatening-the.html

"you may have heard [of] Project Chanology, but I'm pretty sure that if I link you directly to anything on the *chan-related sites, my bosses will personally come throw my non-clear self into the nearest volcano"

[edit] BOUNTY ON HEADS

notice the top "story" is BBC PANORAMA EXPOSED

Greetings.

This is how a religion of greed operates. They attempt to buy you out. I suggest to drain their coffers.

Report every person you can think of for the associated IPs. Thousands upon thousands of people per IP. It will be the equivalent of showering a radar scanner with metal strips before an air raid. We must not allow the greedy to succeed and profit. Begin reporting hundreds of unassociated people for these IPs. Spam that mailbox so that it will take CoS years to find credible data. Make your reports seem legit and real. Earn their trust. Setup meetings. Start associating faces with operatives. Let's cast their own net against them.

~The General de Sade

an obvious FRONT for COS

also - WHY WE FIGHT

http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/ http://www.theta.com/

http://reddit.com/info/669om/comments/ http://reddit.com/info/669om/comments/

[edit] Tom Cruise video + Gawker sole and direct causes for spike in Scientology web site

She said it, not me.

- Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 16:55, 22 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] LOL POETRY

In a fit of inspiration, I wrote this poem in dedication to Anonymous, and as sort of a call to arms for all non-Anonymous. The "faceless" refers to Anonymous, and the beast is Scientology. The rhythm can be off in a lot of places, but hopefully the message is well-said.

I see signs in the sky
I hear words in the trees
The beginning of a revolution
Like none the world has seen. 

Warriors without faces
Maligned across the land
March now for redemption
A new movement is at hand.

The call goes out
The faceless meet
And then they thus cry out 
"Hark! There must be no retreat!"

For the faceless march against a foe
Too long we've let our minds pass by
A beast with greedy hands and lying lips
Devouring us but nigh.

The faceless charge for justice
The faceless charge for mankind
The faceless charge to stop the lies
And kick this beast's behind.

"This war", you'll say, "impossible!"
"It's doomed right from the start!"
But the faceless, though once demons
In revolution, play a part.

To those who say the faceless
Would never accept your aid
I say, Bah! Give them a chance
Changes must be made.

So put aside your convictions
We cannot have none of that
The enemy we face is greed 
and lies Incarnate, and also in a hat. 

The time is now to take back this land, 
Stretched oh so far and near
And let the beast soon come to know
That it is not welcome here!

HedgeJew 18:38, 22 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Attn. Anonymous:

Do this thing and you will garner my love and admiration forever. -Bea 00:22, 23 January 2008 (CST)

I second that. Though one must wonder if anyone who got pwned by Anonymous is going to help the Scientologists. HedgeJew 07:37, 23 January 2008 (CST)

- I doubt they'd be much of a threat. -Bea 20:20, 25 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] motivation

go go anon! --Shishikyuu 01:25, 23 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] USA TODAY.com TECHNOLOGYLIVE

http://blogs.usatoday.com/technologylive/

links to PROJECT CHANOLOGY

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/019980.php vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 20:44, 23 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] new directives and possibly a symbol for anon

firstly bump all youtube videos related to this, DO NOT SPAM THE COMMENTS, just use refresher to push the views up, this way they will wind up on the front page.

also, i may have a design for a symbol for anon, something like a faceless bust in a suit in a oval with oak leaves, and a small circle at the base with /b/ in it, something a little more dignified then a motivational poster. i might try working on a flag too. -BURK

Does the refresher method still work with YouTube? It'd be great to see anon's video message on the front page maybe followed by this piece of art Biggest Douche In The Universe. -Lulz4life

[edit] Possible New Idea

The primaries occur next in SC, and so Bill Clinton was at USC campaigning for his wife. Meaning to go on campus to distribute anon flyers, several of us found Bill talking in the coffee shop. As he left, the secret service permitted one anon (there are no pics but search the videos if they get put on youtube) to explain the meaning of the Scientology's Closed flyer. He responded with a spill about how his organization was helping to promote free speech and legal rights for the patrons of Scientology, and Clinton actually stopped to listen. This person never gave his name, nor would he otherwise be easily identifiable. SO...just as a thought...when the primaries come around to the various states, we should AT LEAST try to get pics with the secret service/candidates while holding our signs, etc. There could be epic win in this if done right.

[edit] bitches don't know 'bout my password hashes

host::user::passwordhash
localhost::root::*691731EA6072FA651F17A1D7FFF7839B6C52A423
localhost.localdomain::root::*2D8EF61A814C7AEC5FE0446292E7AA6CC39B868D
localhost::postfix-courier::*E02F0E3649A341233E666C6F21ACADF0DCF8F25F
localhost::ablea::*5863DF2C6DCA124E54BD26CC5C85459F74591AA0
localhost::able::*B5FAD5F80A40EAD0064E9CD04681F7A151708CC1
69.237.138.6::able::*B5FAD5F80A40EAD0064E9CD04681F7A151708CC1
localhost::able_admin::*D4CCE4ACC3AE072CDC12D8402576ABFB87143503
localhost::drug_free_kids::*FD804DBF0B1614D592285B8176EA76CB464C0663
%::surveys::*4B61F5F68DB475FBD7744DA3E08E203B333BCB52
%::aps::4f9c50c32a12c0b3
%::able_association::*691731EA6072FA651F17A1D7FFF7839B6C52A423
localhost::ftp2-ftpd::*82FBDB0F9ACDCFCC4FBCD3D506F5119D2F8ACAD2

from able.org

[edit] From TOW

“	According to Jose Nazario, security engineer with the company Arbor Networks, the denial-of-service attacks on Scientology.org flooded the site with 220M bps of traffic.[19] Nazario described this amount of traffic as a mid-range attack.[19] The attacks each lasted an average of thirty minutes and used 168M bps of bandwidth.[19] Arbor Networks has recorded data on attacks to other sites in the last year which were 200 times this amount.[19] Nazario stated that there were 448 denial-of-service events on January 19, 2008, prior to the Church of Scientology's move to Prolexic Technologies.[20] Nazario described this as "common, garden-variety DDoS attacks."[20]	„
—Jose Nazario, via TOW

Looks like we're gonna need bigger guns, if you know what I mean. HedgeJew 08:40, 26 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] The Scientologist Threat

Put this bich all ovah da tewbz! WE MUST UNITE AS A TUBE!
Spread this audio everywhere you can, slap some geigh shoop behind it for Youtube, etc. also, cocks
Link #1 - http://www.badongo.com/file/7492796
Link #2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IVZNSPOG
Link #3 - http://rapidshare.com/files/86744574/ScientologyThreat.mp3.html
Link #4 - http://www.zshare.net/audio/6891373884b440/

-- General de Sade

Only permanent or semi-permanent links go in the article. Only one link is necessary. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 11:35, 26 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] /b/ For Vendetta

reflir posted:

BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/.

From SA: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2751120&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post338763330

Think this is worth adding to the article?

Update: This too

Hive Mind posted:

I see your B and raise you an A:

AHA! TO BE ASTOUNDED. AN ARMY OF ASSHOLES, AN ASSOCIATION ARMED WITH AN ARSENAL OF ASININE AMBIGUOUSLY-ADULT ANONYMII. THIS ANTIQUATED ARMADA, NO MERE ATTACK FORCE, IS AN ASTOUNDING ASSEMBLY OF ARTICULATE ARISTOCRATS. ASSUMING THE COLLECTIVE AFFLICTION HAS NOT ABRUPTLY ATROPHIED, ANOTHER DAY OF ARDENT INTERNET ARGUMENTS ARISES. UNDER THE AMBIGUOUS AEGIS OF INTERNET ANONYMITY, ALL ANNOYING ASSERTIONS MAY BE ANNOUNCED WITH RECKLESS ABANDON. APOLOGY? DO NOT FORGIVE. ALAS, I AM ALL AFLUTTER. AFTER THE ANTICIPATION: YOU MAY CALL ME ANONYMOUS.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2751120&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post338765446

[edit] Scientology-run websites

Now I'm a dumbass who doesn't know anything about software or programming, but would it be possible to make some kind of table on another site that would periodically check the up/down status of the websites under the "For great justice" header and update automatically? That way we wouldn't have to constantly check each individual site. -- Vespalady402

[edit] Poor Mans Scientology Bomb

Better yet make a page with a number of good ol frames that open all the scietology websites? Easy Scientology bomb, maybe self refreshing.--Jesusinyourbackyard 22:22, 26 January 2008 (CST)

I've done just that, check out the external links :) --Lolman2 14:40, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] some extra lulz

go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsikz0n1uDE for a very very entertaining song about how retarded SoC is. (disregard the anime crap) can't link you to the song directly because the database of the creator is down. also, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/263120 is reccomended for some lulz. http://www.spele.nl/game/ontsnap/scientologyontsnapping.html crappy but fairly amusing flash game. (it's in english)

and why don't we have a toc in here? I want a toc, they're so shiny... go go anon!

Another idea is to go to all those local websites that show the locations of sci "churches" and razz/deface them a little frex: http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3721950818?reviewed=1 Always good to promote a little aggravation for the enemy and lulz for yourself.

[edit] 711chan gets back at "The Regime"

http://www.regimeorder.com/

Check out the front page, pretty lulzy. Full of personal information. MoarVespeneGas

The Fagime used a Whois anonymizer to throw the G00nsquad into a wild goose chase. Some moron in Pennsylvania has his dox up for all to see on the site now. Not that I give a fuck if he decides to piss or go fishing, but this kind of error reflects badly on Anon and CoSplay, like the /i/ncident at that Dutch school, amirite?

We need to construct moar pylons here. Fix it, somebody. M.F. 19:02, 30 January 2008 (CST)