Talk:Onideus Mad Hatter

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Anyone else think he wrote this article himself? I feel some raep approaching Crakwhrrr 12:45, 11 October 2007 (CDT)

Ha Ha Disregard that I suck cocks - I missed the article history which quite clearly shows he wrote it himself. I go directly to jail and do not collect my 200 internets. Interesting history though; "The malignant narcissist is presented as pathologically grandiose, lacking in conscience and behavioral regulation with characteristic demonstrations of joyful cruelty and sadism."[1] G H Pollock Crakwhrrr 12:51, 11 October 2007 (CDT)

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LULZ i've been accused of being OMH!

If you shit tards weren't so fuckin stupid you would know that OMH actually LIKES the original version, he's always linking to it and claiming it justifies his "Hatter Addicts" claim.

HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Four tildes is not rocket science. Or any kind of effort, which Moulton is violently allergic to anyway. JQuin 22:15, 11 October 2007 (CDT)

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the intro on the front page is much funnier than the actual article. ;_; FYIAD 12:31, 14 October 2007 (CDT)

LOAL, if this LOLCow's will is the strongest power in the Jewniverse, methinks he might take a minute to will himself into not being a fat, ugly fuck. Maybe he works at Wal-Mart, which would mean he has little money, but it costs >0 dollars for him to take the fork out his mouth, thus leaving him with no excuse. RaepStand

Holy fuck lol

Guy's a retard, read his PoE stuff.

Add this

Dear mods,

Put this lulzy shit in the article plz: --Spacey 21:47, 14 October 2007 (CDT)

Found him

http://disc.420chan.org/420/res/6710.html#6893

Onideus vs Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Onideus Dude has decided he's so amazingly awesome that he warranted his own Wikipedia page. Deletion ensued, followed by predictable drama before they locked his userpage. I'm pretty sure that means he's now banned from the whole damn internet except usenet now. If anyone has a record of the Wikipedia article Moulton put up about himself, please to be sharing it with the world.

Update, courtesy of Portal of Evil. Moulton claims he tried to submit the ED page that he wrote about himself, and is now complaining here[1] about how the Wikipedia admins are horrible inconsistent nazis who made up rules as they went so they could delete his magnum opus (which he's still claiming that someone else wrote in the first place). Turkmenbashi

Did anyone else read his wiki talk through?

"This is your last warning. If you remove the page again, I'll unleash the Reaver upon Wikipedia. And yes, my bots do have the ability to circumvent your pathetic image verification."

I LOL'D

TOW pulled it on 1/16/08, more's the pity. It was pretty funny. Smokedaddy 00:08, 22 January 2008 (CST)

Does anyone know who put the original Hatter Wikipedia article up? http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Onideus_Mad_Hatter

02:33, 4 October 2005 Delirium (Talk | contribs) deleted "Onideus Mad Hatter" ‎ (content was: 'Owns a ,000 hat.' (and the only contributor was '64.216.155.228'))

It gives their IP but not their name/handle. Apparently they didn't make any other entries on Wikipedia either. --Flippant 12:29, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

MOAR socks

user:pukimak is another b& Hatter sock who blanked this page a bunch of times.

As with TOW, he's relentless because his time is worth absolutely nothing. --Spacey 11:12, 7 December 2007 (CST)

Pukimak isn't and never was a Hatter sock...at least not one of the "official seven" whom Hatter (the original) refers to as his Onten Seven (plagerized from the animu "Outlaw Star"). It's possible that Pukimak could be an MHM holder and acting without expressed permission (rogue Hatters). Currently I only have the IRL identities of four of the seven and there is some debate as to whether the other three even exist or if they're open positions he's yet to have filled. --Flippant 09:41, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Matthew, you blubbery man-child, there are no "rogue Hatters" and there is no "debate" because no one gives a shit about you, except to laugh. You are Chris chan. You are Grace Saunders. PS: How's being poor and fat working out for you now that you're almost at the big 3-0? --Spacey 02:21, 23 September 2008 (CDT)

Also, when Matt's not busy working on his perpetual faggotry machine/perpetual energy drive, he is sock-puppeting as Flippant. --Arbo the Majestic 11:54, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

Mad Hatter supports Lori Drew

In an attempt to be even more unpopular and fat faggot, he has come up to support Lori Drew. He posted 20 times or so trying to take on all the 12-year-old girls fighting for Megan.

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7033946654739129415&postID=1110554683076738690

--MoarVespeneGas

Mad Hatter's Cyber Girlfriend Spacey

The evidence: http://deekoo.net/technocracy/vortex/nodes/mhm.html

Shows a user by the name "Space Girl" being a high ranking MHM holder.

Now look here: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/6dc4b1860acf78cb

Hatter openly admits that the article he originally submitted was nothing more than a ruse to entice others to backlash and create the existing article. He then uses said article as a perverse kind of justification to attack other people. Hatter also admits to tagging images in the "fan art" link in his article with PHP scripts that record user data which he then uses to randomly attack people.

The user "Spacey" is one of the most active contributors to his article.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/75b05aa462b382c0

From that link, a woman on Usenet who frequents the group alt.design.graphics is a known Hatter supporter, she goes by the name "Space Girl". Hatter often lovingly refers to her as "Spacey", the same name of the user "Spacey" who has built up most of this article.

It's more than obvious that this user "Spacey" either *IS* Hatter or is a Hatter supporter acting on his orders, possibly as some kind of initiation in order to become a part of his Onten 7 group.

This user "Spacey", her *REAL* name is Miranda Thomas.

Here is the current list of suspected known Onten 7 memebers:
1. Balance (Hatter says this is his brother, Josh)
2. Farfoos (generally believed to be the user Pinku Sensei or possibly a Hatter sock)
3. Julie (surmised to be one of the girls in his MySpace friends list, probably Angie whom he considers to be his all time best friend. She my also be the poster "Lil Hikaru")
4. Friend Bear Squared (no known information, some argue it's simply a sock or a shared identity, may not be an Onten 7 member)
5. Spacey?
6.
7.

Other names that could be Hatter socks, Onten members or supporters:
Inverted Crabcake

Tactician

Malkavian

Helar Quemar (Spanish for freezer burn) - the name he used in the early 90s

Squish

Malevolence

rettaH daM suedinO - the name he often uses to post troll control posts, often using a mixture of Rot* and Base64 encoding schemes, usually with a preset number of alternating encodes. When he reveals the number along with the encoding schemes used the message can then be decoded.

Baby Julie - Possibly Angie or another in his MySpace friends list.

LOLWUT - screenshotted. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, Matthew Moulton, but it made me laugh, which is your function. Please, do continue. Tell us more about the Onten 7 and your whole gang that exists only in your head. Where does your gang hang out? How did you meet your little friends? What the fuck is the MHM? TELL US MORE. --Spacey 13:46, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

You're not fooling anyone Miranda, go back to your shitty graphic design group.

Moar evidence. Check out all the recent screen shot images that Miranda uploaded. She claims she magically found them by searching through old Google posts. But Hatter has tens of thousands of posts archived in Google, so how is it that Miranda just so happened to stumble across these unique gems? Most of the articles she captured are from even before Hatter ever even used the name Mad Hatter! Only Hatter himself would have been able to pinpoint those gems so accurately. Further, they read like obvious bullshit, weak ass trolling, which is why he's called Diaper Boy. Not because he wears diapers (well, maybe he does) but because he used, "I wear a diaper!" as a troll. Hatter often "trolls" (or tries to troll) by making an overly obvious kook out of himself. --Flippant 14:37, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

Dairy Prince, ask Thor where he found all this stuff about you; I'm just re-hashing stuff from our days together on PoE because you raised your greasy head above the parapet and it brought back the memories. GRILL AND CHILL. --Spacey 14:53, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

So you're trying to claim it's just some magical fucking coincidence that you're using the exact same name of one of Hatter's biggest supports (a close third behind Connie and Reaper). The evidence speaks for itself, "Spacey": http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/75b05aa462b382c0

Also, who is "Thor"? Is that another one of Hatter's dirty socks? I never bothered to read any of the shit on PoE, mostly because it was all just reruns from 1997 when he trolled AUK with that "I wear a diaper!" bullshit. Oh hey, Space-bitch, the next time you're cyber sucking off Hatter, ask him about his "bullet proof glasses". LULZ! --Flippant 15:09, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

You are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. If "Space Girl" from usenet gave you a blowjob, it would be the first sexual experience of your life. --Spacey 17:27, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

Why do you keep ignoring the question, Space-bitch? Do you think if you throw around some weak ass Hatter lames that it's somehow gonna cover up and hide the fact that you're using the same fucking identity as one of his biggest supporters on Usenet? And do you think no one noticed the fact that you took out the edits by Submit? The edits that Hatter point blank told everyone on Usenet that he DID NOT WANT on his article? You know, the edits telling every single person looking at his article that he uses the fucking thing as justification to go around ruining the shit out of people's lives and going real life on them...funny that you would want to take *THAT* out so badly. And then, huh, look what you did right afterwards...went and added a whole truckload of inane, stupid, lame, weak ass bullshit to try and cover up yer Hatter cock sucking. Well, we just can't have that, can we Hatter? Sorry bitch, but every person who looks at this article is gonna know the truth about you, and no, not the lame as fucking "I wear a diaper!" bullshit that you run around convincing weaboos and retards from PoE of. I think you'll find the regs on ED aren't quite as dumb as those frothing morons on PoE who repeated history even when the truth was right the fuck in front of their faces the whole damn time: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06 Like I said, you're not fooling anyone around here, Space-bitch. --Flippant 23:56, 27 September 2008 (CDT)

I took that shit out because it was boring. Also, you've never gone "real life" on anyone in the world, ever. This is partially - but not entirely - attributable to the fact that you are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. --Spacey 01:04, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

So the pictures showing Hatter as a furfag were somehow "boring", eh? Wow, what a BRILLIANT explanation Space-bitch, I can sure tell you spent a lot of time on that one. As for Hatter not going RL on anyone, just who the fuck do you think you're kidding, Space-bitch? Hatter is practically net renown for being a fuckhead of the highest order, running around netkkkoping and posting people's dox just for fun, making pastie art and then sending it to victims family and friends:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Gay_Pride.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Weight_Watchers.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Poofter_Netkkkop.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Raymond_Dixon_aka_Rikijo.gif

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Knocked_Stupid.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Knoxy_Whiner.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Buzz_Is_Ghey.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Andrew_Cuomo_Has_A_Hard-on.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Coldwell_Banker_Idiocy.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Lil_Jeffy.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/_Is_This_Original.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Furry_Warthur.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/PoEtards_Plagerize_Their_Mommies.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Warthur_In_Diapers.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/Butter_Queen.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/The_Many_Faces_of_PoE/HATTER_DONT_KNOW.png

How the fuck do you think *THIS* happened you idiot:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Sakura-con_Lawyer_Letter.png

Cause he was just doing shit online? LOL, sure Space-bitch, sure. How much is Hatter paying you again? Does he pay you in "plastic crap"?

Oh hey, how about the time he TRIED TO FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY ONLINE:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/b3d02c52f1f22281

Oh yeah, that's not going RL, nope, not at all.

Or hey, what about THIS: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44

Oh yeah, what he did to Rikijo, boy *THAT* sure wasn't going RL. LOL, quick Space-bitch, run and try to baleet fucking everything! Not to mention all the shit he did with Tommy to the adult babies. Like the one he got kicked out of the military with a dishonorable discharge, because after collecting the in RL identities of hundreds of adult babies he went and decided to force all of them out of the closet. I mean, fucking hello, why the shit do you think every last person in that community wants to fucking kill the son of a bitch? You're so fucking full of shit Space-bitch and no one is buying your stupid routine. Anyone who has known Hatter for more than five fucking minutes can tell yer suckin his dick. --Flippant 05:05, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Mad Hatter, The Sick Fuck

These are probably the ones that really piss me off the most about Hatter: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278

If he's in an argument with someone in a technical group, if that person so much as even HINTS at any of the material posted on his ED article...guess what he does? Yeah, that's right, he goes and starts sending these super nasty messages TO THEIR CLIENTS, basically telling them they got ripped off and a bunch of other fucking lies.

Here's the flipside though...he expects retaliation of the same type, that's why he hasn't added a new client to Backwater in over FOUR YEARS, despite the fact that he's obviously doing business, since there's evidence plastered all over his test platform directory: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/

Gee, why doesn't he add any of THOSE clients to Backwater? Current word on the street is that he's doing a bunch of outsourced, outsourcing. Basically one production company is hired on to do a job and then if they're too busy to handle it they'll outsource part or all of the job to Hatter. That way he gets lots of work and doesn't have any contactable clients. Also, he does *NOT* work at Wal*Mart, that's a bunch of fucking shit that was revealed by the SASS group, who attempted to go RL on Hatter in retaliation for what he did to Poofter and others (and generally for his smug, arrogant, fuckhead attitude). When they contacted Wal*Mart (multiple times according to them) they got the same answer every time...there's no one who works here by that name. It's just more of the same bullshit.

Hatter works like this...he creates obvious trollish lies about himself. Yes, they're incredibly kooky, like wearing a diaper, working at Wal*Mart, Dairy Queen, etc. But here's the thing...they're not real. And since it's not real it doesn't bother him. Essentially he uses all these lies like a big red cape whilst dodging the attacks of a raging bull. The bull goes after the bright, shiny red cape, rather than at Hatter. In the mean time Hatter then goes and sticks fucking swords into the bull, torturing it to death for his amusement.

Here's some of the quotes that others have said about Hatter (he displays these proudly, like they're badges of honor or some shit):

"He's a freak, a liar, a thief and on and on.... Anyone that supports him is either deluding themselves, or are to fearful of being on his 'bad side'." -Anonymous

"He must get off on all the hate mail; otherwise, why would he be here? Everyone here despises him! Even the most easy-going, laid-back folks." -Friedrich von Bloggenstein

"FRIEND BEAR IS JUST AN ASSHOLE GAY ASS BITCH ITS SIMPLE AS THAT HIS DADDY BUTT FUCKED HIM TO MUCH AS A BABY SO HE TAKES HIS HURT OUT ON PEOPLE THAT CANT PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD HE HIDES BEHIND HIS LIL COMPUTER LIFE.WHERE HE FEELS SAFE UNTIL HE CAN FIND A GAY FAG ASS MOMMY TO TAKE HIM IN " -anonymous

"I think YOU're dead, your brain at least. You know nothing of life and death. SO SHUT UP !! -Dydeepants

"GO-AWAY, AND NEVER COME-BACK AGAIN." -1of ALOT

"to freind bear , i noticed that you cause 95%precent of problems in this gruop how does this sound ? i am sure you thought of killing yourself once or twice , due to the fact that you lead a very pathetic life and picker with people on line . just choosing that name of yours is a big giveaway that you don't get along with others . well my suggestion to you is just fucking kill yourself , you are just taking up space ,and wasting time , and i am very sure that no one will miss you or care that you no longer exsist . don't even leave a note ,no one will read it"

"take it from me, God is one mean sumbitch. But just admit it, so are you."

"Funny, mean BUT funny..."

"Because I followed him from elsewhere and don't want him to keep screwing up places."

"He'll continue to be a flame-festing dillhole, because the only thing he wants to do is disrupt, and he doesn't care about the community at large."

"This guy trolls the internet for "fights" and entertains himself by running scams, creating controversy and starting/fanning flame wars."

"Anyone remember the "MadD Hatter" threads from rtl? (comments about Brickshelf, Lugnet, etc.) Remember all the controversy and bitterness fostered in a never ending flame war?"

"Many people swar off rtl due to the unregulated animosity (although I hesitate to give him that much credit)"

"I don't think we deserve the angry side of you."

"Would you give cancer or a terrorist a second chance? Don't fall for plastic sentiment, faux remorse, and hollow words..."

"Personally, I think you're laughing up your sleeve."

"What about the people that was hurt by you?"

"To discuss this with Matt any further is to court the devil with flowers and wine... a monumental mistake."

"Well, uh, I have to admit, if some of the posts he made were directed at me, I'd be a bit worried."

"Matthew used his website (in my opinion) as a tool to damage and disrupt the community. He crafted lies and misdirections, then posted something designed to stand out and direct traffic at his site."

"Based on past experience, I think you will attack anything you want when you are bored or whenever it strikes your fancy."

"Your principle form of communication seems to be antagonism."

"You enjoy manipulating people and situations in the on-line world on a level that is perverse and pathological (AND BEYOND REDEMPTION)"

"For 3 years (12 now) you have travelled from one end of the internet to the other building a reputation that is offensive by the most liberal of thinkers (how many isps, name changes, scams, troll posts, stunts, wars, etc.?"

"You employ Machiavellian antics in group interactions for the sole purpose of creating anarchy, ridiculing "the ignorance of others", and couch it in the guise of being a revolutionray or intuitive reformer"

...Hatter is a sick fucking asshat, but not because he supposedly wears diapers. It's because of the sadistic fucking shit he does to people. Honestly Spacey, how can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning knowing the truth about the "man" you're cyber dating? Do you want me to post the link in Google to that post he made about children and what should be done to them if they're found online unsupervised? I'm sure you know the one I'm talking about, Space-bitch. How does it make you feel, knowing you're doing the dirty work of such a sick, demented fuckjob? --Flippant 10:53, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

HI HATTER ShitsSoCash 12:11, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Oh look, another retard. Oh hey, I know how I can prove that I'm not Hatter! *digs through old folder crap* Ahhh, found them. So...who wants to see a picture of the Mad Hatter...wearing a diaper! LULZ Unbeknownst to the lesser fags on PoE (the kooky, paranoid, morons who run around claiming everyone under the sun is Hatter), also the ones who don't know jack fucking shit about Hatter other than the fact that they got diaper trolled:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/31804acd3d6ecf06

These morons weren't around back in the early 90s, when Hatter actually baleeted shit after trolling, rather than just leaving it up. Those of us who were around back then though...well a lot of us have all sorts of neat stuff that you kids haven't ever even seen before and shit that Hatter would *NEVER* fucking repost.

I'll make a fun deal here...for every ED poster who comes forward on this talk page and agrees that Spacey is Hatter's online sex bitch...I'll post something Hatter doesn't want you to see. ^__^ --Flippant 12:34, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Matthew, I want you to really understand this with absolute clarity. No matter how much bullshit you spew on the internet, it can't change the objective reality of your life: you are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart. --Spacey 12:53, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Sorry Space-bitch, but you've been exposed. Check this out:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/9b99d18c513fcda6?hl=en

LOL, he calls you "Sparkles"...ROTFLMAO...man that shit is hilarious!

I'm gonna post those pictures, Bitch...better go run and tell yer boyfriend. LULZ Oh and btw, yer Wal*Mart troll doesn't work anymore, Retard, the SASS posters confirmed it. --Flippant 12:58, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Actually, it's still funny as fuck. What did you tell your parents when you spent your "moving out" savings on a 4000 dollar hat. That's at least 6 months pay at Walmart.

ps 888 mangosteen niggerdeath ShitsSoCash 14:18, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

For a child like you I'm sure it is, however for those of us with class it's a monumentally lame piece of trolling that only dribbling retards like you would fall for. Clinging to obvious lies because you're so desperate for Moulton hate material. He knows how fucking desperate you are too, which is why he keeps doing it. What you're obviously too stupid to comprehend though is that the more he does it and the more you slurp it up like a fat kid eating cake, the more it makes him look like some kind of super 1337 mastur troll. Admit it man, you would believe *ANYTHING* Hatter claimed so long as it made him look kooky. Including that 4 million dollar hat crap...I mean holy shit eating baby Jesus, how the fuck stupid do you got to be to fall for *THAT* retardation? And I know all you PoE regs just slurped it up without thinking, never even considering the fact that he was leading you all around on a short leash. Bullet proof glasses, 4 million dollar hat, magical fucking video encoding shit, vampirism, or his latest fuckwit claim:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt

It's all obvious bullshit...bullshit he uses a pathetic excuse to be a fuckhead to people online. You're an enabler at best, Dipshit. --Flippant 14:37, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Matthew, people with class don't work the loading dock at Walmart. On a different note, why do you keep denying events in your own life? You were an adult baby, and you were a post-community-college fry cook at a Dairy Queen Grill and Chill, and you currently are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves because you can't hold down a real job. You must be in a lot of pain, and I feel sorry for you. --Spacey 23:43, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Miranda, people with class don't cling to pathetic lames that have already been disproved. People with class also don't cyber date sick fucks who go around ruining people's shit for fun and then trying to claim that it's all just for lulz. Let's put you on the spot, "Sparkles"...which do you think is worse...being accused of wearing a diaper...or being grilled over this: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278

Obviously you're pushing for diapers, of course, if you're dating Hatter that would likely mean that *YOU* are an adult baby, which I guess explains why you love talking about them so much. Obviously Hatter is your "daddy" figure. How many verbal blow jobs do you have to give him in order to get one of yer shit filled Pampers changed? Or is he always ready, willing and able to change his "little girl's" diapers? Come on, Space-bitch, let us in on all the details! Or are you still trying to claim that he *magically* stopped being an adult baby at some point? LULZ Yer so fucking full of shit. --Flippant 02:37, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Hatter's Baleeted Adult Baby Site

Hey Space-bitch...look what I've got!

LULZ, wanna see some more? I archived the *WHOLE* site...and not that piece of shit Dreamation either, I'm talking about Hatter's ORIGINAL adult baby site, the one he had back in 1994-95 (was deleted around 96), the one with all the pictures of him in diapers. ^___^ --Flippant 13:08, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Diaperfic! The reaped folder of his old adult baby site has a bunch of stories in a folder called "mine", presumably Hatter wrote them. I'll start posting those too...one for every ED user who agrees that Spacey is Hatter's cyber cock sucking slut (based on the evidence provided). --Flippant 13:37, 28 September 2008 (CDT)

Spacey Is Hatter's Girlfriend Lits

Just post a short message here saying you agree along with your signature, for every one that's posted I'll post something Hatter baleeted back in the 90s. One stipulation though, you gotta be an ACTIVE ED member and you've had to have had your account for at least three months. I might make some exceptions though.

I agree. Now post more shit from your amusingly pathetic life, fat kid. --Spacey 00:01, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Your vote doesn't count, "Sparkles". --Flippant 02:42, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

What Now, Space-bitch "Sparkles"

I reverted yer retard, nonsense edits and put back in the stuff Hatter doesn't want anyone to see, including the stuff I ripped out of his yearbook, LULZ. How come Hatter doesn't want anyone online to know where he went to high school, Space-bitch? Is he afraid he's going to get retaliation for all the shit he's done to other people? You know, all that crap you keep trying to deny: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/e4ca782b48528278 --Flippant 09:33, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Added Bonus!

Every time Hatter's girlfriend "Sparkles" tries to vandalize her boyfriend's article with shit...I'll post more stuff they don't want you to see!

Hatter in a dress.

Which one is you "Sparkles"?

I think the reason she's trying so hard to cover up and hide all these yearbook photos I keep posting is because she went to the same school and is worried about her dox getting dropped. I'll change things up by saying that *ANYONE* who vandalizes Hatter's article will result in more material being posted. LULZ, vandalize away, kids! You know Hatter, struggling is only going to make this worse for you. You better call your socks off unless you want a whole shitload of crap you don't want people to see plastered all over the place. ^__^

Hatter's Dirty Socks

The evidence against Space-bitch aka "Sparkles" is pretty overwhelming at this point, so it can be surmised that anyone supporting her is either one of her socks or a sock of Hatter's (or maybe someone really desperate for a cyber blow job from the bitch).

Here's what we got so far:
Lateral - this dude pops up out of nowhere to defend Space-bitch and her crap edits, Hatter sock, or stupid newfag...you decide.
ShitsSoCash - some other fag who pops up out of nowhere to defend Space-bitch (conveniently).—The preceding comment was added by Flippant, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Excuse Me

If you don't mind me asking, why exactly do you know so much or care so much about this guy yet vehemently deny any association with him? ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:41, 29 September 2009 (CDT)

I am officially confused

Who is this Spacey broad that was allegedly banging Moulton? What the hell is the "Onten Seven"? And where's the goddamn docs on his weirdness already? Turkmenbashi 06:57, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

I'm Spacey - longtime EDiot and Portal of Evil member. After seeing that I added a bunch of information to this article, Fatter has variously accused me of being a) a person he knew from Usenet who is named "Space Girl", b) a person from his old high school, c) a member of the "Onten 7", a Usenet trolling group Fatter claims exists with him as the leader but actually doesn't because he has no friends, and d) (most bizarrely of all) himself under a sock account. In actuality I'm none of those, of course... he just has a tenuous grasp on reality. It's made more confusing because he talks about himself in the third person. --Spacey 07:21, 30 September 2008 (CDT)
- Actually that bit's not confusing. I was just hoping Flippant/Fatter would give some epic megapost about how he's the most dastardly mustache-twirling villain in the whole history of the internet or something before he got banned again. The rest of us at PoE didn't even notice this until the 29th. Turkmenbashi 07:14, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

Science!

Courtesy of the fine folks at Portal of Evil. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/browse_thread/thread/198f27bb2b04f030/ee8054c91446de43 Turkmenbashi 07:26, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

FurAffinity and the greatest RPG ever made

A furry LiveJournal page discussing the drama and faggotry of Moulton's exciting new FurAffinity account. The crowning moment of Hatter's career has to be right here though. Mere words cannot express the horror of "4th Space". Turkmenbashi 02:08, 6 December 2008 (CST)

New Drama

http://www.anonib.com/_dramachan/index.php?t=130&g=0
http://preyfar.livejournal.com/702762.html
http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_fa/864423.html?thread=12284839
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/1778716/
http://www.fur-affinity.org/

Also, to the dumbfuck who said I was censoring my posts, no stupid, try again: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/bc7d2addf9126b3f

You Webbie kids probably don't know this but there are a lot of spammers who take content off of Usenet and then reformat it via a web board filled with ad banners, malware and the liak. Especially with my stuff because it generates so many hits. Even Google does this to an extent, hence the reason they've "banned" me from their server even though I never had any account with them regarding their WebTV interface to Usenet.

Also I'm likely going to move my "fan art" directory at some point here soon, likely to its own folder instead of having it as a subset of the PoE folder. There's new material I've put in there too, stuff from the "beanery" posts and what not:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/onideusbeans1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/onideusbeans2.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/onideusbeans3.jpg

That is all for now. ^__^

Forgot one thing, I also have a new blog now: http://onideus.blogspot.com/

You can also access it here: http://www.uncensored-inter.net/

It's mostly for reposting content that either gets censored or edited in other groups and for posting just general cool stuff I liak. I also accept third party material, so if you were in a group or whatever and some idiot mod deleted your post or edited it you can send a copy to me and I'll put it up on my blog.

For Your Consideration

It's a little wordy, but a good read if you're actually interested in trying to understand why none of this shit bothers me:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/9457ef4b37cbafd2

--Mipsus 01:51, 10 December 2008 (CST)

Let's make an analogy (something you may not be familiar with, since you went to community college): If the internet is like a vibrant urban area with different neighborhoods, Usenet would be the homeless tent city near the dump that smells of urine and despair. Within this tent city, the crazies might yell at eachother and might even have developed a crude hierarchy, but all the productive members of the city couldn't care less - they either a) avert their eyes or b) simply make fun of the fat man in the stained blue Walmart jumpsuit standing on the corner yelling about Froups. Naturally, this being ED, we choose option b). Now dance, fat man, and I'll give you a quarter. --Spacey 18:31, 10 December 2008 (CST)

No one on Usenet will have any problems at all with your analogy. In fact, if you could, take it a step further and just say that the "tent city" burned completely to the ground and doesn't even exist anymore. ^__^ *Hatter is relieved that September is finally coming to a close.* Now if we can just get Cuomo to shut Google froups down (the WebTV interface of Usenet) then we can *FINALLY* be free of the kiddies! --Mipsus 09:33, 11 December 2008 (CST)

If none of this bothers you, why did you attempt to rewrite the page so many times? Is it because you're a fat shitty virgin diaper baby? What about "THE REAVER?" Maybe you can point me to a Usenet post that explains that? ChunkyBunkers 10:15, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Technically speaking *I* never actually did...well, not directly. And the point was simple, by rewriting it, I made you kids think that it did bother me and you then lashed out in kind and made my article lulzier, gave me ~all~ sorts of attention and even made me the "article of the now"...which consequently led to a nice flood of traffic onto my websites which then in turn made me lots of extra money via my ad banners and essentially ever since I've been using your stupidity to directly leach off your site's incredibly high traffic...I'm kind of a seditious bastard liak that. You'll get used to it. ^__^ --Mipsus 17:14, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Technically speaking, go fuck yourself. Enjoy your ban. I hate that fucking emote. --Zaiger ^(talk) 17:20, 18 December 2008 (CST)

"Lots of extra money" in Fatter-speak is like 40 bucks. --Spacey 18:51, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Funnier Quotes

Someone on Usenet at one time did a *REALLY* fucking hilarious parody of the quotes in my .sig, although I don't remember who it was or when they posted it. I do know it was within the past two years. I'll ask around on Usenet and see if anyone remembers it. If you can find it via Google froups it'd definitely be worth posting here. --Mipsus 10:10, 10 December 2008 (CST)

I found 'em!

From nyah: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7?hl=en

Odoferous bed Wetter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Watter Quotes
--
"I'm only one of the worst, but I'm striving to become the worst."

"I can't reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slap myself with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm not even an amateur."

" My Usenet blinders are your best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut me the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was my drug induced hallucnation, my bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...yu.mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my brain cells."

"Is it wrong to use my hate ridden, vengeful stupidity againat complete strangers in random Usenet froups as readily as I fart?"

"My sanity is an unlikely concept, it's merely a construct that doesn't really exist ."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe I won't jump the gun and start creamin my panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how drunk I am."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that I was just born with a brain. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to my merry little mess."

"My attempts at humor ikkustrate the difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that I'm such a poor judge of style that I can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of my own efforts."

"I can;t control my hysteria long enough to record my hyseriea."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...I didn't send for it It just came for me."

"Ideally in a fight I'd start running just as soon as I'd wet my pants."

"Tell me, would you describe me more as a poseur or a fraud?"

"Attention group,I've got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates a decrease if I keep posting."

"Are my sig quotes broken? Really? You think so? No. My quotes are really that bad! , `, [

Furry LOLsuits!

Man, check out Dramachan: http://www.anonib.com/_dramachan/index.php?t=130&g=17

A bunch of extremely butthurt furtards are screaming on about how I'm *TOTALLY* gonna get sued over my FA spoof site: http://www.fur-affinity.org

Here was my basic reply to their constant BAAAAWing on about how I simply cannot ignore their whining:

Afterwhich they started screaming on about how they had SCREENCAPS as evidence and were TOTALLY gonna take me down. Also included here is a letter they claimed to have sent to Nintendo BAAAAWing on about the SERIOUS Interwebs business. *nods*

This is some SRS business!

Oh shit, Nintendo is on their side now!

ZOMG THEY GOTS TEH SCREENCAPS!

The question on everyone's mind.

Hey, guess what, jackass -- your "spoof" site isn't a spoof of anything. (The definition of "spoof" direct from dictionary.com: a mocking imitation of someone or something, usually light and good-humored; lampoon or parody) I looked on your site, and there isn't anything there that could even remotely be considered a spoof of FurAffinity, not even the header image (which, by the way, I look forward to seeing taken down by Nintendo in the near future). All you have is an unfinished site that promises to do the exact same thing FA does, but in a slightly different manner (which I fail to see how that is making fun of FA), and a bunch of images that aren't making fun of FA in general, but are mocking specific users of FA. Your site isn't a parody site at all; it's just a sad unfinished jumble of bullshit that will never progress past its current state. Have fun with your crushing loneliness and your gay fantasies. --Sage Freehaven 11:57, 13 December 2008 (CST)

You, sir, look like a complete and total moron. Replicant10000 13:04, 13 December 2008 (CST)

I'm quite used to looking like that at this point. --Sage Freehaven 13:12, 13 December 2008 (CST)

Apparently he's already got an article on ED: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sage_Freehaven His picture looks just liak his posting style...angry, upset, shitting himself with frustrationand looking liak he's just about ready to start BAAAWing over something. --Mipsus 13:33, 13 December 2008 (CST)

Yes, I have an ED article. Your point? --Sage Freehaven 13:44, 13 December 2008 (CST)

Well your ED article indicates that you're something of a furtard, which sorta explains why you're so massively butthurt over my little spoof site. Tell us, are you currently taking any sort of medication? Also, just how many lawsuits do you have in the works right now? --Mipsus 13:58, 13 December 2008 (CST)

I'm amused by your pitiful attempt to "spoof" FA, not angry. (It's not even a spoof, it's an attempt to recreate FA with a different administrative system in place.) I'm not on medication, and never have been; I've never needed it. And I don't have any lawsuits in the works because I'm not a lawyer and I don't represent either Dragoneer/Ferrox Art LLC, Nintendo, or cbee. But I do know a lawsuit waiting to happen when I see one. --Sage Freehaven 14:13, 13 December 2008 (CST)

You're sending off frothing e-mails to Nintendo whining about someone who obviously isn't coming anywhere even remotely within breaking any copyright law whatsoever...that's *REALLY* not so much "amused" as it is "butt hurt"...on a truly epic level. You might not look so enraged if your accusations had at least some legal merit, but the fact is I have about as much potential chance of getting sued by Nintendo as the guy who made the original Krystal sammich pic in the first place...ie *NONE*. The fact that you believe such a LOLsuit from Nintendo is "imminent" clearly shows your detachment from reality as it is fueled by your frothing, uncontrollable *RAGE* over your precious furry fandom being "victimized" by teh big bad mean 'ol trollie man. --Mipsus 15:23, 13 December 2008 (CST)

I've got better things to do with my time tonight, so I'mma wash my hands of this situation after I give you a little something to chew on:

The registration page for the site Fanart Central gives you a rather basic idea of what is and isn't considered Fair Use in the realm of fanart -- I'd like you to take a look at Section 1, Subsection E in particular.

Wikipedia's article on Fair Use is a good starting point on getting yourself familiar with the tenets of the Fair Use doctrine and what it allows/disallows a person to do with materials that are copyrighted to others (like, for instance, that picture of Krystal that cbee drew that you're using for your site's logo).

Wikipedia's article on trademark is, again, a good starting point with which you can familiarize yourself with trademark law. Also of note are their articles on United States trademark law, trademark distinciveness, and trademark dilution (in that article specifically, the US case law section).

"Protection of Fictional Characters" by Lloyd L. Rich, published on the website of the Publishing Law Center, describes several different ways of protecting a fictional character under trademark and copyright laws concurrently (yes, it requires a bit of both to receive the best possible protection). Y'know, how Nintendo protects the characters it owns under the proper licenses -- characters like Mario, Link, and (you guessed it) Krystal -- from being used against their wishes for purposes they never intended for the character to be used for (like, say, as a mascot for a generalized furry artdump site).

Do you want to know how long it took me to find all of that wealth of material and knowledge on the subject of copyright and trademark laws? About five minutes, and all it took was two Google searches and a couple of minutes of cross-checking Wikipedia links. Wikipedia is not the end-all be-all of research material (and it won't make you a bar-accredited lawyer or an expert in the field), but as I said, it's a great starting point for enriching your knowledge of these subjects, and it'll certainly help you in speaking with an actual lawyer about these issues should you ever have to do so. Having done a fair amount of research into this area for a personal project of my own, I feel confident in saying that both Nintendo and Dragoneer/Ferrox Art LLC stand a fair chance of besting you in a court of law -- of course, that's assuming it even gets that far. I would imagine that if Nintendo's lawyers came knocking on your door, you'd probably remove that Krystal image pretty quick and design something that's an actual parody of something closely associated with FurAffinity (a parody of Dragoneer's furry character, for example); in the same vein, Dragoneer wouldn't even have to sue you directly to get your site shut down for cybersquatting -- he can probably work something out with your hosting provider and get you shut down without having to ever take you into court or even serve you with lawsuit papers.

Now I expect you to do at least 80% of the following sequence of events: you'll call me some silly little name, you'll attempt to discredit me by implying that my being a furry or being a third party immediately negates all of the research I've done and things I've pointed out, you'll do your little gay emotive-action thing (-COCK SLAP- or whatever), you'll misspell at least two words and say it's "Netspeak" that you innovated and made popular around USENET, you'll make claims that you're a master troll or a god coder or an internet performance artist or whatever random term you manage to slap together out of random words, then you'll write me off completely and go about your idiotic ways. But I am going to do something that I seriously don't do very often: I am begging you not to ignore this post. If you want to ignore my fluff and my opinions, that's fine; all I ask is that you actually try and take the time to learn why several people (including myself) are telling you that you are in a murky legal situation and that if you make just a few minor changes to your site, you can easily avoid those problems that have been outlined by myself here and by other posters in that anonIB thread while still getting to make fun of the band of merry retards that is the FA administration team. Yeah, you read that right -- I want you to succeed, because I support all forms of Free Speech, and satire/parody is a very special form that I hold dear above most otherss.

Oh, and for the record, I didn't send that e-mail to Nintendo (if one was even sent). I do think the guy who did it (if he did it) probably shouldn't have, but hey, can't cry over spilled milk at this point, eh? --Sage Freehaven 16:41, 13 December 2008 (CST)

"I've got better things to do with my time tonight" LOL, no, apparently you *REALLY* don't considering that huge wall 'o frothing text...which btw I didn't even bother reading (I doubt anyone else did either). Unlike you I actually *DO* have better things to do with my time. Good luck with your imaginary LOLsuits though, Spittles. ^__^

LOL, Furtard is *ANGRY*...*snicker*...don't worry, Spittles, I'm sure your LOLsuit wet dreams will come true. ^________^ --Mipsus 12:01, 13 December 2008 (CST)

~Dreamation~

How come there's nothing in my article about Dreamation? I mean, come on: http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/ I spent liak TWO whole days making that site! And that's some good stuff riaght thar. Not to mention the adult baby game I'm working on, 4th Space...actually that's a partial lie, I'm actually building two versions of the game simultaneously, one with adult baby content, the other without. Also it's not really so much about diapers unless you play through easy. The game's difficulty level is primarily based on keeping your characters OUT of diapers. On that note I do believe I'm the very first person to ever incorporate active bladder functions into an RPG. See the latest demo here: http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/games/demo_v2.zip

It's actually quite interesting, from a medical standpoint. Basically there's a meter for urgency and then a meter for fullness and using those two meters I can actually simulate difference kinds of incontinence in different characters. For example characters with stress incontinence will find that running/dashing, getting hit by an enemy, attacking an enemy, etc will cause their urgency meter to spike and if it spikes over 100 then the characters fullness meter, even if really low, will drop and essentially that means the character wet themselves for however much the amount/duration of the fullness/spike was (I have a formula I worked out for it). And then beyond that I have another meter called absorbency which is a reflection of whatever they're wearing. So if they're wearing just underwear and they leak then the absorbency meter maxes out and basically you wet your pants. And then of course if you're wearing a diaper it actually has absorbency and you can leak so much depending on the type of diaper and its absorbency level. Once again if the absorbency meter goes over 100, even if you're wearing a diaper you'll still wet your pants. The goal is to try and keep your character as dry as possible and in doing so you'll up your "confidence points" I call them and the higher that level the more damage your attacks will make and you'll be able to unlock certain secrets in the game that you wouldn't otherwise be able to do if you remained wet the whole time. --Mipsus 04:11, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Forgot to mention, I'm also incorporating various gaming styles from other games such as Zelda and Maniac Mansion. This little demo tests out the Maniac Mansion style interface: http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/games/Cabinet_Demo.exe If you move the character in front of the middle cabinet and press the action button it'll take you to one of the Maniac Mansion themed portions of the game. My eventual goal is to make systems like that all over the map, so you could say walk up to the kitchen sink, press the action key and it'll then take you to a more direct, front view of the kitchen sink area where you can move the mouse cursor around and perform various tasks. It's sort of like how in the old RPG games you could do a "search" of any spot on the map you liked, and you could find things, but there was never any graphical representation of that searching process, which is what I hope to cover with my game. --Mipsus 10:13, 14 December 2008 (CST)

One other little thing, to play these demos you'll need the RPG Maker XP RTP program, which you can get here: http://tkool.jp/products/rpgxp/eng/rtp_download.html --Mipsus 10:13, 14 December 2008 (CST)

lol tl;dr Dragonmaw 22:11, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Well I guess your parents aren't drugging you up with enough Ritalin. Tell them to up your dosage. --Mipsus 09:33, 15 December 2008 (CST)

lol Dragonmaw 18:27, 15 December 2008 (CST)

My Biggest Fan

I noticed that Spacey guy reverting edits again, LOL, he does that a *LOT* on my article. It's almost always followed by some little comment liak:

(Undo revision 1997853668 by Monstroso (Talk) Let's not get Matthew too aroused from his own article)

Which of course is rather hysterical in that it basically makes him look liak he's butthurt and absolutely scared shitless that there might be even the ~slightest~ shred of ~anything~ positive in the article. His butthurt of course gets me oh so much moar "aroused" than any idiot actually willing to say something non-kooky about me (quite frankly I got enough slurpers as it is). That is of course what I love so much about this article...I can just ~feel~ the seething hatred flowing off of it from every malcontent, abused, butthurt little tweenage muppet fuck. That desperate need to try and make the article as absolutely inflaming and attackful as possible...*snicker*...kinda pointless though, hell I once enraged Rikijoke to the point where he hacked into the Nambla website and defaced the front end of it with pictures of me. I mean if *THAT* didn't bother me...yeah...you kids best check yerselves and rethink yer strategy. I think the thing that I find most enjoyable though...is that it's liak history repeating itself...with teh volatile Webtard communities being akin to the volatile Usenet froups and the furry community being akin to the adult baby community. This new game is going to be ~very~ fun...assuming I don't destroy everything in the process (liak I usually do). You kids have already lost SASS and you've effectively lost PoE since they went to inbreeding...Dramachan could be the next froup whose underlying social structures I rip to pieces...that or the furry community. See the neat trick about me is...I can hurt you...my words can cut...but your words...*shakes head*...they're as meaningless to me as the shit I wiped from my ass this morning. So you wind up deadlocked, like a bulldog going after a porcupine...you can't win, you know you can't win...but your innate humanistic instincts and animalistic urges won't let you do anything but try to attack without thinking...all the while being ripped to pieces without so much as a scratch laid in return. You'll deny the damage up and down, of course, but what it does to a groups social dynamic is absolutely undeniable. And of course this article plays so easily into my favor, duping would be attackers into thinking I'm just some harmless kook, they jump in without even a second thought, only to wind up as Hatter Addicts before they even have a chance to realize how fucked they got themselves. Liak I said about history repeating itself...it's the exact same tactic I used on the volatile Usenet froups...I simply posted a few thousand overly kooky messages in teh adult baby froups (ripping them apart in the process) and then used blatantly traceable header tags in order to entice froups liak AUK and AF into engaging with me...the 50 THOUSAND post flame war that then ensued was nothing short of absolutely awe inspiring as every volatile froup and reg was literately turned inside out...so many regs were lost...it's sometimes a little depressing, knowing that they're effectively net.dead and likely won't ever be resurrected, even under a different identity. But, such is the price I pay for my invective word art. `, ) --Mipsus 08:33, 14 December 2008 (CST)

PS - No, deleting the whole article at this point would *NOT* be an effective strategy either, since I already have every revision saved and archived. If the article were taken down from ED I would very liakly just create an ED spoof site (liak I did with the furtards) and then repost them there. I don't imagine that'll be an issue though, even if someone were to attempt it those liak Spacey have far too much butthurt invested into it and would just label the deletionists as Hatter clones and restore the article for their own personal ego circle jerk. You have to understand, for a long term Hatter Addict you cannot *EVER* admit defeat and you cannot *EVER* give up the delusions that you need to keep you frothing on with haet. ^__^ --Mipsus 08:33, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Oh no guis! We better not baleet this article or he's gonna pack up his page and move to his own wiki. That's like threatening us with ice cream. --Zaiger ^(talk) 11:23, 14 December 2008 (CST)

HA HA HA HA, you foolish child, you simply cannot grasp the power that is my being, you are liak the buzzing of flies! --Mipsus 11:33, 14 December 2008 (CST)

I would seriously love to give you a reality check. All you have to do is say the word. --Zaiger ^(talk) 11:33, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Uh oh, boy that sure sounds liak some *SERIOUS* Internets business. *nods in earnest* --Mipsus 11:53, 14 December 2008 (CST)

lol@u--Zaiger ^(talk) 11:53, 14 December 2008 (CST)

So apparently your "reality" check was to confirm my suspicions that you're an easily irascible Webtard who reaches for the ban hammer in place of balls. *nods* Don't worry, there's plenty moar of "you" to go around. You Webbies are always *SO* easy to rip apart, such incredibly thin skin. ^__^ --Mipsus 09:35, 15 December 2008 (CST)

It's called doin it for the lulz. You just seemed like a douchebag so I banned you for shits and giggles (twice). And stop typing *nods*, it looks like you are sucking dick.--Zaiger ^(talk) 15:49, 15 December 2008 (CST)

lol Dragonmaw 22:08, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Oh look, an AOL user! (Hatter wonders how many people will get the reference.) --Mipsus 09:21, 15 December 2008 (CST)

lol Dragonmaw 18:30, 15 December 2008 (CST)

for fuck's sake you dribble some stupid shit. And fuck, how many times do you have to ... and ... and ... fuck. Sign your signature in future please (it's four tildes). And stop posting crap like the above, or I'll ban you purely because you make me nauseous. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 08:37, 14 December 2008 (CST)

You mean you don't liak my monologuing? I've been told that it's one of my moar entertaining traits. :( --Mipsus 08:54, 14 December 2008 (CST)

monologuing

Protip: it's not. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 09:06, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Well, I'll let you argue with the furries about it, they seem to think it's hysterical. (see attached image) --Mipsus 09:09, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Hey Walmart, I didn't read that huge textwall, but I wanted to complement you on the high quality 1983-era graphics of your pedophile diaperfetish game. --Spacey 20:13, 15 December 2008 (CST)

Complaints

I've been seeing a lot of tl;dr complaints about this article in a variety of forums and it seems to me that various communities are essentially using the article as a means of trying to "get back" at me in some form. A nice sentiment and all, but the fact is all the excess shit is starting to make the whole article look like a giant batch of sour grapes. A removal of all the idiot fag lames alone would likely make the article a better/funnier read. There's also better/funnier images in the Fan Art archive that could replace some of the crappier ones currently on the article. The links section could be updated too with links to Onideus Uncensored, Dreamation (blog and site), the Kookpedia article (sorta like Uncyclopedia): http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_Moulton as well as others. Overall I don't think it's in the best interest of the article to try and mention every last gawd damn forum and post "I've" ever made on the grid. If it's funny, or if it can be made funny, yeah, add it, but otherwise leave off the bullshit and the butthurt. Oh, btw, no, I'm not Hatter...well, not the original anyway, but I am one of his clone posters, Onten 6, mhm 73x20. --Flonk 22:05, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Damn, Matt, it took long enough for such a great hacker as yourself to circumvent an IP ban! Are you connecting to ED on a Walmart inventory control computer while the junior assistant floor manager is looking the other way? DON'T LET HIM CATCH YOU!!!! PS: I don't actually care about the substance of your request, which will be ignored. --Spacey 01:08, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeesh, who the fuck is this retard? Must be some fuckin n00b if they think banning IPs means anything to OMH, or any of his clones for that matter. Trust me, Sparkles, every last one of us has a copy of Surf Anonymous with as many proxy IPs as we could possibly ever want. Your banning any of us is the online equivalent of pissing in the wind. Such behavior though is generally expected of your breed, after all, you have no mhm, you can't pass the test, therefore you are inherently inferior. Words hurt you, but they can't hurt anyone who has an mhm. And not liking Hatter isn't any excuse either since lots of people who hate Hatter have mhm's, you just can't pass the test. --TresMalNon 01:36, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

New Hatter Stuff

Hatter made some furry emoticons:

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Cool.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Crass.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Innocent.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Butthurt.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Wizard.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Monocle.png

http://www.fur-affinity.org/Furry_Emoticons_-_Baby_Fur.png

LOL, I like the monocle one. He said they're based on another existing set of emoticons but said the originals weren't very interesting.

This is kinda neat:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Web_Design_-_Video_Game_Consoles.png

It's for his Fur Affinity knock off site, I guess on the profile setup there's various options for choosing your favorite video game consol, music, artist, crap like that. So on some of the sections he's building these graphical interfaces for picking your favorites.

There's new Hatter fan art too, from SASS (or rather the rebooted SASS, aka The New Effort):

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/SASS_Fan_Art_-_08.png

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/SASS_Fan_Art_-_07.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/SASS_Fan_Art_-_06.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/SASS_Fan_Art_-_04.jpg

And some fan art from Usenet that wasn't ever up on the old directory:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/Usenet_Fan_Art_-_01.jpg

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Hatter_Fan_Art/Usenet_Fan_Art_-_02.jpg

--TresMalNon 02:48, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Spacey's Unfunny Edits And Article Revisions

Looking over the article's history it seems that there has been quite a lot of really funny segments that seem to have been, over time, edited out by this Hatter Addict "Spacey". The most recent one being where he deleted out Sage Freehaven's rather lulzy "assessment" section and replaced it with a fucking fat lame and a "u has no frends!" lame. *rolls eyes* It's pretty obvious that Spacey is just monumentally butthurt over ~something~ Hatter did, I dunno, maybe he fucked the little sperg's sister or something, but whatever the case he seems hell bent on replacing funny article segments with lame ridden, tweenage muppet fuck style invectives...from fag lames to fat lames the kid is obviously just lashing out blind hoping to try and "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter while making himself look like an epically butthurt little clusterfuck in the process.

Oh, also, protip, if you want to try and claim that Hatter has no friends...yeah, probably not the smartest idea to have a link to his MySpace page that's chalked full of his real life friends...I'm just sayin.

I think maybe Sage's "assessment" section hit Spacey a little too close to home though, he didn't much like it pointed out, how nothing at all bothers Hatter, which is why he promptly ripped it out and replaced it with a bunch of infantile lames. Musta *REALLY* stung the little sperg, knowing that other people were actively recognizing the fact that nothing bothers Hatter, essentially bitch slapping Spacey across the face with the fact that nothing he's done, no lame, no invective attack has ever actually even bothered Hatter on any level whatsoever. He just couldn't ~stand~ to have that reality pointed out so blatantly, so he ripped it out just as soon as he noticed it and replaced it with the first crap that came off the top of his head as piss poor justification for his attempt to hide from the obvious reality that bothers him so much.

And the damage that Hatter has done to him is pretty obvious, what with the majority of his article contributions being nothing but outright personal attacks with absolutely no basis in lulz at all. It might be a good idea at some point to only allow mhm holders to edit the article, that would keep the butthurt spergs like Spacey out, since they obviously can't pass the mhm test. The mhm test is a very simple test to prove that you're not bothered by words online. All you have to do is go into a high traffic public forum of some kind, use your IRL full name and insult yourself with a harsh string of invectives. Here's Hatter's:

"I, Matthew Moulton, do hereby openly admit to being a donkey raping shit eater!"

If you can you do it, you prove that you're not bothered by words on a screen, you prove that no flame, no invective can ever bother you on any level, to the point that you can even openly insult yourself. You prove that you're not a hypocrite in the art of verbal conflagration and that you would never attempt to do to anyone what you wouldn't be fully willing to have done to yourself. You prove yourself to be a *TRUE* flame/troll artist and not simply some hypocritical little spaz addict of a tweenager looking to lash out at people online because your neglectful parents didn't love you enough as a child.

If you can't pass the test you prove that WORDS HURT YOU. Another protip...never, ever, *EVER* get into a flame war with an mhm holder, because whilst they can damage you with words you will never, *EVER* be able to return fire. They'll simply continually cut into you, damaging your precious little ego further and further while every last effort on your part won't do anything to them but make them laugh with delight in knowing how completely fucked you are. --TresMalNon 05:29, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

"You there! Moulton! You are 30 seconds over your mandated break! We have 100 boxes of Ho-Hos that need unloading... heyyyy, what are you doing on that computer? Only Grade 3 Inventory Specialists and above are allowed to use those!" "Uh... uh... sorry sir! I didn't know! I'll get those Ho-Hos down right away!" (Matt shuffles down the aisle, pausing to scratch his massive ass through the ill-fitting polyester blue pants...) --Spacey 13:22, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

So why don't you put shit like this in the actual article? You know, instead of the fuckin dipshit lames? Surely you're not so creatively stunted that you can't even come up with some good LULZ involving Wal*Mart to put in the actual article. There was a really funny one that someone did awhile ago, I forget what it was about exactly, but it was like Hatter was at work and they wanted him to unload a truck full of diapers or something and hilarity then ensued. There was another old Usenet one that went something like, "I think Matt's been freebasing the baby powder." Or what about replacing that craptastic list of "quotes" with this parody of his Usenet .sig quotes: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.magick/msg/bf390f2e4b5727e7 Now that's some gawd damn fuckin funny shit right there! --TresMalNon 14:13, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

LOLDONGS

You sir, are a real cunt. (i heart rape)

Socks

I can see what the article means, every sock puppet looks exactly like the other. Format is a text wall not always signed, references usually denying being a sock yet using a repeat term or name from another sock, and somehow trying to control or self glorify in some way the contents of the article. Protip: ^___^ and calling spacey sparkles gives you away. Learn to manage your socks personalities.The Vampirate 12:43, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Anyone looking for more diaper pics and Baby Matt site archives

Anyone looking for more diaper pics and Baby Matt site archives:

!! EPIC Upload : http://sharebee.com/b3a63c8b !!

Ok, Matty Boyo - I've completed all the formating and editing of the 10 page letter I am mailing out. And created a nice pdf file, the best of Hatter EXPOSED... Please eveyone feel free to archive this, upload it to any site, and print off a few copies for your friends. Once Fatter sends his abuse email to sharebee please re-up it to anywhere you like, a copy of this has been put on a few usenet groups just in case. I know I'm mailing a few copies to Fatter's Dad, his Brother, and his Manager at Wal-Mart...

!! EPIC Upload : http://sharebee.com/b3a63c8b !!

or a zip of everything I have is here: http://sharebee.com/5848e172

Hatter, read the book my foot wrote. It's called "On the Road to Your Ass"! 11:52, 27 September 2009 (UTC) Robert James

Robert James - Terminal Hatter Addict

Tsch, tsch, tsch...okay first of all, those pics that lil Robbie is sharing...yeah, they're of a 16 year old named Matt Galbraith and as they're fetish related pictures...yeah, they're considered CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in most civilized countries. Real nice there Robert, you just plastered KIDDY PIX all the fuck across ED. LOL, good job, Fruit Loop. But hey, what can you expect from some fuckin Canadian drunkard living in an over glorified garbage dumpster (storage facility) and openly whining on alt.2600 and other Usenet groups about how fucked your life is and how you can't get a job because you have a criminal record. LOL

Trying to start shit with me over here on ED probably wasn't the smartest move you could have made, Sunshine. While the ED regs may not liak me much...well, nobody much likes a netKKKop, Robbie boy...and that's exactly what you are. You got your ass verbally blistered in about thirty eight different directions and went a screaming rampage over it, after which the alt.2600 regs told you to get fucked and go retard on back to Webbie land where you belong, where you can have some nice little mommy moderator to coddle yer lil ass and make all teh mean 'ol Interwebs monsters go away. *snicker*

But did you listen? No, you just kept on drinkin, got yerself into a good drunken stupor, found a bunch of kiddy porn fetish pics of some kid who doesn't even look anything the fuck like me...and then started threatening to send them off to all my relatives. LOL And what did you get for your efforts? Yeah, that's right bitch, I *TOOK* yer fuckin websites...they're gone, history, into the shitter: [2] *shrugs*

But hey, that's what netKKKopping fuckheads get, Sunshine. Just *MAKING* threats like that is enough for you to start losing your accounts all over the grid. Nevermind the fact that even if you did carry them out they would be effectively pointless since everyone in my family knows full well what a Hatter Addict is...not to mention your "evidence" is of some kid who doesn't look anything even remotely like me...not to mention you don't even have any of their current addresses.

That doesn't matter though. If you take it to the RL level, or even THREATEN to take it to the RL level...I'm sorry, but you have crossed a line that you cannot go back over. Core trolling ethics state that you *NEVER* take it to the RL level (for obvious reasons)...and if you do...oh, oh cuppycake...I'm gonna *HURT YOU*...real bad. See, while going RL isn't acceptable, going RL in RETALIATION against someone who has against you...yeah, that *IS* acceptable. And you...oh kiddo I'm gonna fuck you up in so many different directions you really have no clue. *snicker* You think your life is shit right now? You think living in a fuckin dumpster, binge drinkin yer ass off and then posting about it on Usenet is as low as it can get for you? ROTFLMAO...you'll be *LUCKY* if winding up in prison over your distribution of child pornography is the *LEAST* of what I do to you. You're as good as fucked, Sparkles. ^__^

--QuipCake 06:37, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

O' great this stupid fucking diaper bitch is now posting as some ED user under some dumb ass handle. Outside of usenet, since I kill-filed Obnoxious Sad Fatter. Threating me wile trying to get my attn... stupid fat man-baby fucker. I think me and other ED users will deal with this fucking dipshit personally... Hatter, read the book my foot wrote. It's called "On the Road to Your Ass"! RobertJames

Claiming ED as your own personal army...probably not the smartest idea, Newfag. And yes, everyone is well aware of the fact that you've run the fuck away from me on Usenet, right after I pointed out that those pics you were distributing were of an UNDERAGE KID. LOL...yer fucked man...I mean you uploaded child porn all over ED, Usenet, and various other sites...what the fuck do you think is gonna happen to you? --QuipCake 07:18, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

For those who give a shit, here's the thread in which Robert James had his first original drunken meltdown.

His posts are gone due to his use of x-no-archive header tags, but you can still read all his idiocy in the replies. Most of the thread is basically just him whining about how he can't get a job, is living in a dumpster (storage facility), has dropped out of high school (because he thinks he's a computer expert), is binge drinking daily and can't get a fuckin cl00. Most of the regs actually tried to be nice and helpful, but about halfway through the thread they kinda lost patience and started openly flaming him. For reference he tried to sock up (poorly) as a different poster halfway through:

Post 1 Post 2 Post 3 Post 4 Post 5

And then I pretty much verbally sodomized him in thirty eight different directions:

Post 1 Post 2 Post 3 Post 4 Post 5 Post 6 Post 7 Post 8

...probably I was a bit rough for a drunken n00b job, but I was ~sorta~ hoping at the time that it might slap the boi straight and realign him with reality...unfortunately it just sent him right over the edge of kookdom and that's what we have here now.

--QuipCake 08:09, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

You really are a dumb fuck, I have never used no archive tags on my posts. You do fucking understand that Google groups does not archive every post automaticly, don't you???? Dumbass. I don't know were to start with your bullshit... First I never lived in self storage, I had my computers in self storage wile I lived in the Holiday Inn Express. At $119 a night it is more then your sorry Wal-Mart ass could ever afford. Second my job is tracking down assholes like you, and collecting debt from your sorry slave paycheck. Third I have a grade 12 degree and a computer tech degree from high school, wile you paid for your dumbass community college degree that isn't even a batchlors becaise the same school you went to can not legally offer a real deplomia. Forth, I like my drink, so F.U., at least I don't strap on a diaper and shit in it, dumbass! Hatter, read the book my foot wrote. It's called "On the Road to Your Ass"! 08:38, 30 September 2009 (UTC) Robert James

You really ought to stop posting drunk, Robert. What you're now trying to claim here is completely contrary to what you were claiming in the thread I cited above. PS - in case you hadn't noticed, the moar you drink, the moar spelling mistakes you make. *nods* --QuipCake 08:26, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

u rly ought too sotp pasting so3r, bit3h. Wht you r sayng is ruining th3 luz of your f@t fuck ass... wht do you d0? just c0ntinutly wat3h ed, hopinig 4 me to post ag@in??????????? u been pwned lozer... Kill-filed (in other words I an no longer feeding this troll-flamer diaper bitch). Dumbass. Hatter, read the book my foot wrote. It's called "On the Road to Your Ass"! 08:38, 30 September 2009 (UTC) Robert James

Wow...just...WOW! *shakes head* I actually feel kinda bad for you...a fuckin alcoholic, binge drinking yourself into a stupor every gawd damn day, jobless, homeless, livin in a fuckin over glorified dumpster bin, a criminal record (probably for child porn), and a high school drop out to boot...you really have just completely fucked your life up, haven't you Robert? I tried to help you, I tried to bitch slap you straight, but instead you just started crying liak a little bitch and tried to attack me in retaliation...and look what it's gotten you so far...you lost all your websites, you got publicly humiliated all across Usenet, and now you're making a complete ass out of yourself all over ED...nice. You really should have quit when you lost your websites, but I guess yer just too damn stupid to know when to stop, huh? --QuipCake 08:47, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

QueerCake, I mean Sad Fatter feels the need to respond simple minutes after I make a post, dumbass. Go to bed Diaperboi, Wal-Mart needs you up early in the morning to stock shelves of their made in China crap.... again atleast you get a discount on diapers. Hatter, read the book my foot wrote. It's called "On the Road to Your Ass"! 08:52, 30 September 2009 (UTC) Robert James

Hi there, you queers

James: for once in his incomparably pathetic life, Fatter is right - nobody wants to read your first-person bullshit about some faggoty USENET flame war or look at boyfucking pix. ED only wants lulzy contributions concerning Babymatt, which are ample; I've seen to it that this article retains the few that you've added.

Fatter: you're still the most pathetic, risible pile of shit online, and that's typing a lot.

--Robérto 15:40, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

You dun wiak me?! *sniff* *sniff* Dats gunna maeks me cwy!!1! BAAAAAAWWWW!!!

...seriously though, how come no one has ever done a parody of *THAT* one, I mean that's liak an adult baby staple right there. Yessireebob. I guess I could go have something commissioned...although I'd rather my lil fan art section not be entirely fake, there's got to be some *REAL* stuff in there after all. *nods* Most of my true Hatter Addicts though aren't very artistic. I would like to get something from MifMaf though, it'd go real well with the one I got done from Astolpho (free Internets if you can guess which one he did).

Oh, speaking of me (well I guess that's ALL the time, now innt?) ^__^ I have a new site I'm building! Check it out!

LOL, yeah I'm so incredibly talented and awesome and cool and let's face it...I generally just fuck your mother sideways in about thirty eight different directions. *nods* But hey, somebody's gotta do it!

In other news, Carl's Junior has rewarded my incredible awesomeness with a $25 gift card...just because I verbally molested teh fuckin shit outta Mickey D's on their behalf. But hey, SOMEBODY had to do it.

And in further news I'm still in negotiations with those clusterfucks over at Yahoo who have been using my fuckin Data Archive to populate their image search results. I told them that we needed to work out some kind of a deal before the end of this month, otherwise I'm gonna start cutting off their access to the archive. The truly scary thing is that currently only about 1% of the data archive is even up online, and yet even with such a small portion Yahoo is blazing through nearly 60 gigs of data transfer a month on my server. Needless to say, that has to stop, or they have to start paying for the bandwidth, cause it's just gonna eat my server alive if I put up any more of teh archive (which I've been wanting to do for some time). Currently teh Data Archive spans nearly 175,000 files in nearly 6,000 folders, occupying just a bit over 50 gigs worth of image content...it's fucking beautiful! --QuipCake 19:17, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

damn u mad. u mad as fuck kid. look at all that text lmao --Luitpold 13:22, 3 October 2009 (UTC)