Talk:Offended
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MAXIMUM LULZ
Copypaste this into your address bar after it loads:
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damn that was awesome
HARLEQUINS FLYING AROUND
It doesnt offend me
It Fucking Scares Me... --ZOMGTEHINTERNETS
Dead God
I thought I'd been desensitised. Sure, goatse and lemonparty were nothing. I laughed when my friends grossed out at meatspin. I could even kind of stand the pain series. I thought I was getting internet tough.
Everything I knew was a lie.
Thanks ED. I'll be seeing that in my dreams for the next few weeks.
(But I will spam my friends with it)
I'm eligible to work in the US?
Not very rewarding accomplishment.--Ultimaten00b 23:08, 31 January 2009 (CST)
Atheist
Thanks ED, this page cured me of the horrible disease that is faith. On the other hand, it a whole jar of AIDS in my ass. Is this dangerous? ~WeKnowTheGameAndWe'reGonnaPlayIt 7:27, 12 October 2008 (EST)
OH GAWD
I came SO hard to this, THANK YOU ED! --Kholdstare666 16:33, 8 April 2008 (CDT)
YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS!!!
This page made me shiver. Nice job. lol. Genital Sniper 20:32, 22 December 2007 (CST)
Hallo!
Lawd
Aw lawd...... Negrapr0nz 00:13, 22 August 2007 (CDT)
Hangin' by de neck
Couldn't we possibly have some pitchers of Niggaz bein lynched??? I always like to look at them, but my family and friends say they are sick. What greater recommendation could there be??? FatHo 22:57, 29 August 2007 (CDT)
This is fucked up
The pictures are lovely and artistic, but the presentation really sucks. Too many too wide. Too many repetitions. Lulz ain't lulz when you can't put 'em across properly. FatHo 19:34, 6 September 2007 (CDT)
- O RLY?
It's OK. Perhaps you have seen such things before. People who are Offended, and who haven't seen such things before, may begin to blow chunks and cry. So, I think it's all right. --
| »⇔«¿ 20:40, 6 September 2007 (CDT)
Repeats
I noticed that a couple pictures were repeated, but I can't stand looking at it long enough to discern which. Someone take it out so there's 1 of each. Lolicyst 02:24, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
- True, some of them do repeat, particularly those of the "Pain Series," which are large collages of the horrific images. Still, I did mix it up a bit more, added a couple of things for the moment, until I can bear to find some other gruesome bits to put there! --
| »⇔«¿ 09:51, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
As you clean it up, please put some lynching photos in there. Google images gets you a lot of them. Google 'lynching elephant' gets a good one. Please also get rid of the repeats. Things are much less offensive the second time you see them. FatHo 15:02, 17 September 2007 (CDT)
Not grotesque enough
Could we please get some gifs of a dude cutting his penis off? I think that's alot worse than anything on here. I can't make gifs, though. So you do it. Ninja Monkee 123
- That sounds like something you could find on 4chan. Anyway, I made it more offensive a minute ago. --| »⇔«¿ 01:07, 22 September 2007 (CDT)
LOLDONGS section is too weak.
Niggerfuck.jpg
Did Bleep have to pay to save that image from BangBros.com? (and the same can be asked about the rest of the pics) I'd love to have the exact link to the pic. The girl looks oddly familiar, lol.--Orgasmicide 02:18, 28 September 2007 (CDT)
- That's probably the nicest picture on this whole page after Limecat. I never thought I'd find myself saying that...--ByAppointmentTo 07:34, 14 December 2007 (CST)
The dongs
Near the end, they are rather peaceful and nice. Genital mutilation = horrible; aroused cocks = hot. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 01:51, 2 October 2007 (CDT)
- Peacefulness will not be tolerated on this particular page! So I restored the page to its offensive splendour. This seriously is the most horrible bit of cyber-real estate I've ever seen. I can't look ar it. I really think I can even smell it, when the page is opened. --| »⇔«¿ 09:49, 2 October 2007 (CDT)
Der Endsieg
Made me laugh. --Forevergrey 01:50, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
- This page won't offend anybody if they're going to be a doctor. These things are pretty common... Jodexes 16:51, 22 November 2007 (CST)
- Or if they're used to the crap on ED --The Hobo 11:04, 17 December 2007 (CST)
Good work
Congrats guise, this thing has gotten about three times bigger than last time i saw it. Back then all it had was the pain series. Love the autopsy photos lol. forget keyboard on head, EYE ON MOUTH! --Anroth 19:43, 18 December 2007 (CST)
ChristianVictim and another
Good page for the "offendable" ones... question: The pic of the "Christian Victim" is a real one? i mean is it from a police archive or anything? the same goes to the one of the naked woman cutting the man´´s head (obviously not a police pic, but from a real murder?)..
Great job
I'm not sure about the crucifix one but the one with the naked hick sawing off the fat dudes head is real. If I remember correctly it was her husband. Her and her boyfriend waited for him to come home and murdered the fuck out of him. The pic with the middle finger in the decapitated head is from the same murder. --Toiletduck 03:27, 15 April 2008 (CDT)
This is brilliant
The opening with the kitten and bunny and deer is so PERFECT. I almost vomited at the blody jizz one...my dick has never been softer. Good job, everybody!--Brakeu 23:57, 4 March 2008 (CST)
Is there something wrong with me if...
97.3% of all that made me laugh? YourFuckingFace 07:11, 16 March 2008 (CDT)
Could probably use better formatting
Yeah, maybe a better arrangement of the pictures for that extra shock factor. Also, I lol'd @ cannibal holocaust. --DoctorMengele 07:01, 18 March 2008 (CDT)
o god
u sick bastards @.@ -Thespammer 16:32, 27 March 2008 (CDT)
Umm...
Is there anyway we can hardcore-itize this? I didn't even flinch. Maybe some videos or gifs? Anononon 21:41, 13 April 2008 (CDT)
Perhaps. Could the gif from http://www.k-k-k.com/ work? --DracoStraybyrn 21:43, 13 April 2008 (CDT)
I was thinking more in terms of a gif-itized version of SWAP.AVI or BME Pain Olympics... Anononon 18:21, 15 April 2008 (CDT)
Sickkkkkkkkk
These images are soooo disgusting..
I don't think it's appropriate.......it's soooooo @#$%!@!*bad*
- desu motherfucker
Whats with that chick on the slab?
What's the story with that picture? Where they put the eyeball in her mouth and put the needle through her nipple. --Iequalslime 19:31, 1 May 2008 (CDT)
- Probably some med school students in a second world country molesting a dead body during an autopsy session. Bringbackthefunny 13:10, 13 June 2008 (CDT)
This Page's Purpose has been completed
They forced me to let them look at this. DWolf2k2 13:32, 22 May 2008 (CDT)
And what purpose was that exactly? Juggerbot 04:36, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
Curbstomping
Why does the curbstomping gif suck balls? It repeats just as the American History X's foot is getting comfortable. I haven't seen the movie and if there's nothing else after the final frame of the gif, it should be removed due to not being disturbing enough (read: fappable enough). Primal80s Primal80s 09:26, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
LOLLERCAUST
However, I think there should be a bunch of cute pictures, at the bottom, to soothe people's eyes, and directly after that, even MOAR painful images.
Epic
I lol'd hard InternetsHitman 00:46, 20 July 2008 (CDT)
Oh Dear God . . .
This is the reason I joined ED - Lulz! --MudkipsPlz 23:06, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
UMMMMMMM
That was so gross that it made my penis cry tears.
hmmmmm...
needs yakety sax Thegreatcornholio 18:41, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
....daaaamn
who in the fuck spent their free time getting these and formatting them?? David Cat 14:40, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
LOL
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PAGE ON THIS SITE!! Too much vomit, though. Vomits not disgusting enough1! I DO THAT EVERY OTHER DAY! MORE PEOPLE IMPALED ON THINGS!!! AND MORE PICTURES BY DARKNEK0GAMI! Now, THOSE are fucked up!! YA EVER SEEN THE ONE WITH THE PINK RHINO DRAGON POKEMON WHATEVER, WITH FOUR BREASTS, A PENIS FOR A TOUNGE, FOUR TENTACLES FOR EARS, AND ANOTHER 10" COCK WHERE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE? WOW! Fucketh up. LOL. But srsly, more of those. OK? (ALSO, we could do without the girl in the dress...not enough of a shocker)
--Flaming-biscuit 01:15, 25 August 2008 (CDT)
Why not more kittens and deer?
I looked at this page thinking it would be a long series of kittens and deer and other cuuuuute stuff like that. I thought I'd hit the cuteness jackpot, and then I got **that** instead. I'm even more offended now than I was before I saw the page. You'd better say sorry. Megaritz 02:19, 7 September 2008 (CDT)
Needs moar dead cats
Many anons care about cats. Epic Fail Girl 16:33, 7 September 2008 (CDT)
UNSEE
HAO DUZ I UNSEE PICS LOL
I'm Disappointed
This page clearly needs lots of pics of babies dying of AIDs.
something like these http://www.aids-images.ch/index.php?what=images&id=1634&g=56&print=true http://www.aids-images.ch/index.php?what=images&id=1675&t=28&print=true
It also needs parasitic worms, bugs crawling on genitals, puss from wound or pimple, snake and insect bites.
Cats being stomped on
Can we add this??? http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp
Lame
I didn't even flinch. ChristinaSchitt 14:08, 10 October 2008 (CDT)
Me Either. It was tame Lolol29 19:56, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
A Message To Scientology Wikia
Is there any way that one can copypasta all the images of this article to the main page of the scientology wikia? IAMAHIPO ocolor 01:38, 12 November 2008 (CST)
Haha
The last part really made the article.
Nice but needs moar
This article needs moar: Medieval paintings of warfare and witch-hunts for lulz, photos of people dying in 3rd world countries bonus points if they are public but still gross, mudkipz, rule 34, Bombay, 3guys1hammer and a fifty-Hitler post.--Undrakanslarinn 12:33, 26 December 2008 (CST)
- SO DO IT. You've got your list right there. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 19:56, 26 December 2008 (CST)
No
I can´t because the computzorr i got is liek 12 yrs old and has some strange aids that makes all pix appear on desktop. It´s not very attractive to females i tell ya. The computer itself crashes simply by entering the WoW or almost rapped articles. So i would like some-one to consider doing the shit for me or finding something else similarly disgusting. This article is not complete. Not by a longshot.
This is far from completed
I just scrolled down the page real slowly, looking closely at every single image, without being offended one.
This needs to be more offensive! Put in a .gif of a decapitation or something.
Btw, where did you guys get these images?! :D —The preceding comment was added by Ultimaten00b, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
There's plenty of al-Qaeda footage out there just waiting to be harvested. Remember Paul Marshall Johnson? No name 12:48, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
WTF
May I ask...what the...what's wrong with that...with that chick's vagina...? By far one of the most erotic photos EVAR.
sauce?
Xcoloryourworld 22:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
I needz helps
ok so does any one know the url's that when you go to one of them it has all the images on here and they just spam your computer and you cant exit out please help brotha out Fagotree 23:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- No, but you can try looking here - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking
23:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
there are more powerful one's out there i know this, i have seen this if you ever run in to one copy and pasta into here Fagotree 23:04, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
First impression lasts forever
Ahem... I joined ED less than 24 hours ago... Now, all that I can say is that first impressions last forever.. But hey, at least those pictures of mutated, dead, rotten, cut-open, ...etc people didnt offend me much, I study medicine and this shit is commonplace... Mahm00shA 16:21, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Is something wrong with you when...
people eating shit and/or rubbing shit on themselves is grosser/more offensive than a decapitated baby? Srsly, I scrolled down and looked at all the pics, until I got to the shit ones and I couldn't look at them anymore. Ether Rogue 22:24, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
those damn australians
Thanks to ACMA, this page is banned in all the australia. So, no tubgirl for Fritzl.
the list is here http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Australian_government_secret_ACMA_internet_censorship_blacklist%2C_18_Mar_2009 (if their server works right now)
--YSoSrs 02:52, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
eww
Well, obviously nobody cares. But I feel very queasy now, and will probably not sleep tonight. Offended is the wrong word, though. More like, disgusted. Of course, everyone has a right to look at those kinds of pictures. I'll probably come back another day to get farther than 1/6th of the way through.
Man, ED is just too much. First I accidentally saw goatse, now this. God haets me. —The preceding comment was added by matry, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- ha-ha!
piilu 08:39, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Well guys..
I'm officially not offended by anything on this page. I have descended into complete desensitivity. Thanks alot. SurgeProtector 02:16, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
did you not see the furry porn? Lulziest 05:08, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Did you not see my user page? SurgeProtector 21:44, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Came Buckets.
Everybody in my computer science class
—The preceding comment was added by ClawB, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Well, shit.
Green vaginas are gross. What a whore.
Trid 04:49, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
OMG LAG
Nice pics, though I must note that I was quite offended by the lag I recieved while scrolling through the page. Does that count?
PageChatContribs 04:59, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks ED
Now I can get into Medicine without blowing chunks. Man, this site has completely desensitized me. 
All Aboard! (Where's your ticket?) 00:29, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you.
With this arsenal of Class 4 Weapons, one may not need to ask around at the IRCs anymore.
Acanofworms 18:32, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
o________O
I'm pretty sre I got some nice mental scars here...Now, 'tis the matter of wheter to keep it secret or replace my school's homepages with this. 3 guesses.
Harrier 21:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- OMG u must be one of those "1337" hacker guys that i saw on FOX news, wow can i be your friend? Fireass 21:37, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
For maximum effect
Scroll down this page while listening to Godeatgod by Marilyn Manson and make sure the lyric "into the shape of a T" coincides with christian victim. Chilling, especially since it's about the JFK autopsy. Machchunk 11:03, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
- Just so I'm not spamming more titles I'll put this here. Anyone think there should be more furry torture porn? I checked the list and was surprised to not see any Felixpath or Kkatman pictures. My only hesitation is that Felix is such a bad artist that you can barely tell what's going on enough to be offended/disgusted. And of course I'm new so I can't tell where I should put it. Machchunk 23:35, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Why??
LOL, twas nice got some good fap material.
it was good lulz
that one with the chick on the slab, I watched that video but its a video of stills.
some things cannot be unseen..
Daaamn
I went through all of the page. I am now a real man. ಠ ಠ Lookman - Look - Talk 17:23, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
New addition request
http://aapredbook.aappublications.org/content/images/large/2006/1/120_17.jpeg http://www.who.int/emc/diseases/smallpox/slideset/images/spox_016.jpg http://www.vaccineinformation.org/photos/smaliac001b.jpg
Add these pics of smallpox victims. They're better than most of the stuff there.--Pestle 20:51, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
not really C.crazy 23:46, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
What about from this site?
man its funny to get people with this page, luckily im doing biomedical science so i see quite a bit of this stuff, anyway just looking for some fap material and found this [1] it has some nice grusome pics and videos and i think that some of this stuff probably came from that site.--User:thepearofsalamanca
This pic should be included
Cornelius 00:56, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
I agree C.crazy 05:02, 6 October 2009 (UTC)
This one too. It makes me loose my appetite when I see this one.
This one scares the fuck out of me. D: Cornelius 07:19, 8 October 2009 (UTC)
OMNOMNOM
That was lovely. But it needs moar mudkipz and people getting headshooped.
Vom
That was the vilest thing I've evr seen.
I'm 12 yrs old and what is this?
In 1 of the ist few posts, we're given a javascript that apparently goes to a certain image. what is that image? I'm too shit scared to look.
--You couldn't grasp the true form of Giygas' lulz! 21:19, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
