Talk:Nawlins
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Ah, The Big Easy. volpe|x| 11:30, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Didn't we have the mermaid picture before the flooding? I think we did and that creeps me out. Also, I know this is supposed to be a parody article but seriously, seriously, it's not cool to do that. We're all going to Hell. Lolz. --Awshit 16:04, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I swear to christ, the first person to say too soon... volpe|x| 17:45, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
SAVE OUR LULZ
Before someone says too soon!
jesus x. christ
"The other, non-migratory pussies remain behind, bitching and moaning about the storm despite knowing that they come half a dozen times every year"?
Way to flush a perfectly awesome line of sarcasm down the shitter, dudes.
The Movie
I think the whole situation would be like ten times cooler if there were sharks. Perhaps when they make the movie they'll add sharks. And make the looters into pirates. And the finders can be ninjas! --Frowningman 10:13, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
- Totally. John Carpenter needs to remake Escape From New York again. And this time he'll only have to change the last word! He can recycle the surfboarding scene from Escape from LA as well. Christ, what happened to John Carpenter's talent? --Mister Six 22:57, 9 Sep 2005 (UTC)
New Theory (the jews did it) pls add
It's well known on IRC that JINSA (Jewish Institute for Nation Security Affairs) blocked the U.S. signing of the Kyoto Treaty. This allowed them to continue operation of their hurricane seeding factories in florida.
To the line that speculates "almost the entire population moved to Memphis, TN" I would add that a sizeable number of former residents of New Orleans took up residence in Houston, Texas.
add this img
AgreedEtihw2 23:41, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
Further Pwnage by Katrina
The government has decided to take back the money it gave to the survivors. Apparently they did not deserve as much as they were alotted, possibly because there are black. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KATRINA_COLLECTIONS
THERE'S GOING TO BE MURDERS
So, why is this article still locked? Certainly it's notable enough to mention that in the New Warlands, you've got a better chance of being killed than a soldier in Iraq does? Or how about the fact that you can currently buy heroin-laced gumbo from street vendors. The shit's a never-ending source of tragicomedy. -§a¡n† S¡†hney 01:58, 15 April 2008 (CDT)
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Why is this article protected? There’s no protection log for it, either (unless it was moved).[1] — Grawp 01:26, 12 July 2008 (CDT)
A Challenger Approaches
According to Mayor Nagin, God's gonna finish the job he started with Katrina three years ago with Gustav. I would add this to the article, but it seems it's been protected for some reason.
Oh, the contraflow out of town starts in less than 30 minutes Central Daylight Time. Let the game begin. Arjen Van Dierten 03:37, 31 August 2008 (CDT)
Someone add this pic
"Hurricane Katrina victims demand first aid."
--Sucker 10:02, 17 October 2008 (CDT)
Add this vid nao!!!
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!
Wiggum: Long before the SuperDome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the Damned called Home,
Hear their Hellish Rondelet...
[the set transforms into a two storey New Orleans saloon]
Cast: New Orleeeans...
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!
New Orleeeans...
Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississippi!
New Orleeeans...
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
New Orleaaans...
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
New Orleeeans...
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!
New Orleeeans!
Spelling Nazi
"Finally, Katrina and the Waves were playing in New Orleans at the time. Coincidence? Or something more siniter?" (FFS: 'sinister')
I've found some very good trollpasta that could be put in this article under ==trolling==
Copy and paste below into the comments section on any youtube video involving aids,9/11,or hurricane katrina.Be sure to rearrange the sentences depending on which of these topics you are trolling about'
Notice how most AIDS victims are homosexuals. This is God speaking. God killed all those people in New Orleans for their tolerance of homosexuality,God causes crime to increase for tolerance of homosexuality,God lowered his shield of protections on that fateful day on 9/11 because we were foolish enought to tolerate homosexuality. God is not happy and he speaks to us through these disasters.
The above copypasta is guaranteed to give you at least 10 angry responces each time you post it. Especially if posted on a 9/11 video. Cornelius 05:28, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
