Talk:Lesbian bed death

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The pros and cons of men being pigs.

Somehow, an obvious point of logic seems unspoken here. I'm finding myself wanting to add to this, but feel a lack of lulz in my current abilities.

Straight men find that after thirty days of living with a woman, requisitioning sex becomes a campaign with the time, energy and budget concerns often associated with running for Senate. (This is probably why only 100 people in a nation of 300 million are actually Senators.) Only on a handful of special days per year is this effort returned to him at even a fraction of his own efforts.

Now imagine two lesbian women waiting for each other to campaign strenuously for sex under the same assumption that it's the other person's job to do so.

For this reason, Lesbian Bed Death is no suprise to any human being with a penis.

Even if in someone else's words and a less verbose manner, something to this effect just seems like it would help expand the article. - StarDrifter

• If it could be associated in any way with drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the Internets, you might have something there. As it is, it looks like something more appropriate for your LiveJournal. My suggestion is to post it in your LiveJournal, wait for the trolls to find it, participate in a fierce flame war, then report back with the results. --Banbot talk to Banbot 04:53, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I have seen your suggestion, posted it to my livejournal, and raised with a brand-new community called "30 Days After."