Talk:Joseph Evers

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wat

wtf is this shit?

Unfunny

Unfunny article is unfunny. Is this ED's lame answer to Uncyclopedia's Oscar Wilde or have I just sucked too many cocks? JayJay89 19:22, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

You're not barred from editing it, you chode. Fix it yourself. --Ekaehlea 00:48, 24 August 2008 (CDT)
- Kids like you are reasons abortions shouldn't be limited to the fetus. <3 --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 16:46, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

I looked for a way to edit this unfunny piece of shit that is masquerading as an ED article, but it seems like this shitfest is protected. Could an admin could fix this article, maybe by baleeting it? --TehGreatWhiteHate 11:12, 2 February 2009 (CST)

Srsly, we need to find a MTF that isn't busy to sleep with some politicians to get the laws changed? Oh wait, Black Jesus will kill retarded babies, so maybe we could just redefine "high functioning" or something. TL;DR - This article is perfect, don't fuck with it too much, fags. D-Malice

Picture

So, who’s the guy in the pic? Weev? — Grawp 03:44, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

First pic or second? I have a pretty good idea of how old you are due to that comment if it is the latter. If you chose the first then you never bothered to google or ED weev. No offense intended at all, the second pic is just so hilarious if you know what the fuck is going on. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:49, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

I meant the first pic and the one displayed on the video. — Grawp 03:59, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

Anyway, googling “Weev” gave me images of a bunch of insects and a model of a virus. — Grawp 04:01, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

I can't say anything. Just go with your gut instinct and the belief in the lulz force. --Drunkenlazybastard 05:17, 20 September 2008 (CDT)

The Furry page

I'm aware that this is supposed to be a humor site, but I find the Furry article extremely offensive, with all due respect, could you perhaps remove the page, or remove all potentially offensive parts (I don't care to list anything). Long story short, I would be greatly thankful if you would delete or rework the Furry page.

All due respect, TheBlueGuy, a furry.

P.S. If you can IP ban, then why force anyone to sign up to leave a note or make an edit?

Yeah please Mr Evars, take down the furry page, it is extremely offensive and I consider it fursecution even. Maybe if you could rewrite it to make furries in a good light. That would be great and I would really appreciate it. YIFF YIFF YIFF —The preceding comment was added by zaiger420, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- I need to go get my blue, two-tailed fox-coon suit cleaned of dog dander and human smegma. Any recommendations, furfgt? D-Malice 14:30, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Furshampoo —The preceding comment was added by zaiger420, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Doesn't that stain when mixed with human...I'm sorry, "man-imal" piss? And here my voice goes to ones and zeros... 15:31, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

The furry article is 100% true because furries don't need to be satirized. Truth hurts. --Ritegroic 05:56, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

Freedom of information

so why is this crap protected? He owns the server, which nobody cares about.Doubt he contributed anything in the articles.hes about as funny as njaguar.Ulfus 18:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Troo fax plz?

Damn , here I was all clicking to this page thinking there would be some straightforward info on the man who got all this started. I thought this may have been the lone non-lulz page on this site but oh well. --P00nraider 05:25, 10 September 2009 (UTC)