Talk:Insane Clown Posse
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Trolling juggalos secition
The juggalo [c]rap "artist" Blaze literally doesn't write his own music. I shit you not. It drives them into shitstorm frenzies when brought up. Maybe change "Shaggy doesn't write his own music" to that. TehPuppitz 08:47, 17 October 2008 (CDT)
History section
I added it, link it to all the weird internet memes now since I wouldn't know which ones to use.--EyeHateDoomMetal 01:11, 2 August 2007 (CDT)
Can you guys make a page on these douchebags?
Here's the story:
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/09/four_found_dead_at_longwood_un.php
Photos of the 4 victims
http://www.wset.com/news/stories/0909/662107.html
The killer's youtube page
http://www.youtube.com/user/LiLdEmOnDoG
He was personal friends with these 2 sick satanic rappers
http://www.youtube.com/user/SickTanicK
Here is the myspace page of Razakel
http://www.myspace.com/deadgirlsuperstarrazakel
Razakel is the sick bitch rapping in that video
Sicktanick and Razakel are the 2 rappers in that satanic music video
As you can see in their myspace page, this is a very sick culture
Their fans are very sick
These people are very sick
http://www.myspace.com/deadgirlsuperstarrazakel
Their music blasphemes God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGvp55M5f90
Very disgusting
I am surprised this sick music scene has such a large following
Update and more info here:
http://sammccrosky.blogspot.com/2009/09/sam-mccrosky-aka-syko-sam-aka-lil-demon.html
NOMINATION
Juggalos should be in the same classification as furfags for way too many reasons. Here are seven, which all furries follow
1. Made up language 2. Costumes 3. Delusions of their made up world d. Oblivious to logic 5. Should be eliminated from the planet 6. Bragging of sex, yet 99.99999% of them are virgins 7. Cry about how society opresses them
I could go on, but do I really need to?--pahsons 23:23, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Correcting
Robida used a hatchet, in the glory of his heros, the evil whigger rapping clowns. Just correcting from machette. Pahsons 16:24, 1 Mar 2006 (UTC)
I think Blender actually did vote the the second worst behind Manowar or maybe they were first and Manowar second. ParkingStones 22:32, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- I just needed a reason to bash Linkin Park. --Badlydrawnjeff 22:45, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)\
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
- That's right, you won't die alone. You'll be in the prescence of your fellow semen-faced faggots when you die. The cause of death will probably an STD (Contracted during gay sex with another Juggalo). --Happy Sunshine Rapist
Just Checking
Is this article aware of the fact that the reason they're primarily popular is because THEY WERE WWF WRESTLERS?!? --無 & Ghostlight 00:49, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- plz, it's WWE now. --Quasidan|talk 01:17, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- They were also in WWE, and ECW. --無 & Ghostlight 03:20, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Also JCW. --Quasidan|talk 04:09, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- That one doesn't count. --無 & Ghostlight 04:20, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Don't h8 because I'm a real juggalo and you're just a juggaho. --Quasidan|talk 04:45, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Seriously? I never knew that they were even involved. All I know is that they suck, they got booted from Disney's label, and their fans suck. --Badlydrawnjeff 04:47, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Their fans suck the same way fans of Sting and the Undertaker suck. Because they're wrestling whitetrash. When I get home I'll try and dig up a shot of them in their wrestling duds. --無 & Ghostlight 04:49, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- There are a bunch of screenshots of them in the video game Backyard Wrestling on google [1]. --Quasidan|talk 04:52, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Completely bizarro. I think I might actually hate them more than Linkin Park now. --Badlydrawnjeff 05:12, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- That one doesn't count. --無 & Ghostlight 04:20, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Also JCW. --Quasidan|talk 04:09, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- They were also in WWE, and ECW. --無 & Ghostlight 03:20, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Just curious why would anyone that writes real music want to be signed to Disney. I'm just curious that would mean nothing but censor and that a musician can't really express what they have to say.
- they were signed to hollywood records whose parent company is disney. they were supposed to release the great milenko (icp's magnum opus) but then disney pulled the album from the shelves right after it was released because of people complaining and threatening to boycott disney over it. island records eventually released milenko, though.
gratitude
I really appreciate everyone's effort on this article. Also I am laughing. --girlvinyl 05:01, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
ICP Freestyle Transcript
- Hello Hello Hello
- Are we on?
- Hello Hello Hello
- Aight hold on lemme do the piano intro
- oooooooooooo Is that even tune?
- Was that you? oooooooooooo
- Yo yo yo wassup y'all? Violent J in the house with dark lotus family whoop whoop. Everybody introduce yourselves
- Uh that was VJ my name is 2 to the D to the OPE
- come on the beats bout to kick in
- fuck you
- my name is LODO double G
- Rude boy southwest detroit yeah yeah spank that ass. rude boy got paid
- here we go. who farted? we gonna kick it off with shaggy
- hold on here we go aight yeah
- Sittin' in the studio I see some pillows
- from Rudy last nite he likes dildos
- in his butt in and out in and out without a doubt
- that shit makes him shout unhH like that it makes him nut
- his meat gets all hard and his butt
- turns into an outtie cuz of the meat
- rubbin the insides of his butt creates heat
- next up i dunno
- let it go
- rudy get on the mic and flow
- You don't gotta spend all your time dissin Rudy
- Everybody knows you attracted to his booty
- I'm the first one to admit sometimes he gets fruity
- But fuckin with Rudy's booty
- Nah no nudie with Rudy
- I don't get naked with that kid
- That's my boy i knew him from back way back then
- Now im gonna let Lo get on this microphone
- And show you why he spits straight from the Ghetto Zone
- Straight from the Ghetto Zone comin from the dome
- The third one up to bat nigga send yo silly ass home
- It's the L to the O from Detroit city
- I'm causin no pity
- I'm robbin' banks like Frank Nitty
- Comin' on thru ICP dark lotus Family
- I'm breakin shit ill pop the last nigga gives a damn
- Comin' from Whitemore City the streets
- Up to no good nigga come and step and try to compete
- See, he thinks he's fresh but he ain't shit
- Step to me yo ill crush ya that's it
- You thru like a little bitch yo
- Check it out I'll pull my nuts out and slap you in the mouth here we go
- Rude Boy it's your turn
- get on the microphone and make it burn
- I know you like Prince you like J. Giles
- get on the microphone and kick yo styles
- go
- Well I do not rap but i do not rhyme
- What Say What Say What What Rudy Say What What What What What What
- Well Shaggy take it right here right this time
- Rudy's hair is orange he can't say shit
- Cause he tried to be like me and I kicked him in the dick
- that shit was wack like my flow
- I pull my dick out and wiggle it at yo ho
- Well you need to give that tight young
- Tank top back to your son
- You come thru this bitch tryin to pull like you gotta gun
- That's the run im tryin to have some fun
- With my boys from ICP don't wanna fuck with me
- L to the O nigga dark lotus family
- like to say whats up to Double A Alex Abbiss
- Billy Bill JumpSteady Dougy Doug Chuckie Chuckie
- Everybody who else Jason Jason Jason
- Twiztid Twiztid Twiztid Nerdy Nathan
- Jumpsteady always comin with the bacon
- kick steppin he likes to be naked with his bitch and me
- like to say whats up to magnet like to say whats up to blaze
- Twiztid Psychopathic you better run with you mutha fuckin hatchet
- Dark Lotus up in this bitch
- Who we forgettin who we forgetten that kid steve at the office
- and also that new kid whats his name Jeff Adam and Nathan What
- up Adam and nathan jeff and the new kid steve always got
- somethin up his sleeve you a little naive you think he aint
- gonna kill ya give him a cap and he'll kill ya Pop the Collar oh
- yeah, and Patrick and Tom Dub too bitch and Perpetual Hype
- Engine muthafacko Also Vampiro and Mike E Clark and if anybody
- else we forgot fuck you its like 5 in the morning
Worst webpage in the history of the internets
Whoever posted that link is a SICK FUCK. I can stand goatse, lemonparty, bakla and pain4 without blinking, but that is just SICK. I feel the sudden urge of buying an axe and smash every single root-server in the world. ~ Krade hi yo~ 19:50, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, I hate Faygo too. --TheEvilBlueberryCouncil 20:30, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
That bullshit played some shitty midi christmas music loud as fuck. Goddamn christians and ICP fans. --Thenormalyears 18:46, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Okay, this is kinda funny
PS WERE YOU TURNED DOWN BY ONE OF OUR WEMON BECAOUSE THAT IS WAT THEY ARE WEMAN AND IF YOU WERE TO SAY THAT TO A LETT SHE AND EVERY JUGGALO WITHING TEN MILES WOULD HAVE YOUR ASS IN A SLING NOW I A REFRAINING BECAUSE I FEEL THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU YES SO ARE ALL OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS INT HE FAMILY BECAUSE WHEN WE INSULT SOME ONE IT IS FACE TO FACE LIKE MEN NOT LITTLE BOYES HIDDING FROM THE DEMONS IN THE DARK IF YOU WIS TO INSULT ME IN PERSON THEN YOU CAN FIND ME IN LORAIN AND YOU CAN FIND US ALL OVER THE PLANET IN CLOSING I WISH THAT ALL THE BAD THINGS INMY LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU SO THAT YOU MY GET AN UNDER STANDING OF HOW LIFE CAN BE ON THE OTHER SIDE THE FENCE SO ONCE AGAIN FUCK THE FUCK OFF THE JOKER
- Too bad you're banned now, I'd really like to know what sort of bad things have happened to you. I'm guessing that The Man at your Junior High kicked you out. You probably go through boyfriends like cheetos. Almost raped? Do you cut because you can't stand the pain? Are you just another cliche like everyone else? Where the fuck is LORAIN? Can we get an address maybe? E-mail or phone number? Please please, tell us where you live and how to get ahold of you. We'd just love to know. --bass!tard Eat 21:29, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
Just curious can you do something more than just Bash. Say something that shows proof.
Hagakure_1011
what the fuck
What the fuck is sea breeze?
I think it's a type of condom streamlined for man & boy love
It's a facial astringent, for acne. --Fubster 22:44, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Tl;dr
hahahahahahahahahahahahah whoever made this page talkin shit bout juggalos is a pussy bitch and if you have a problem with this magic we call family you can take that...all of it.... dont forget it all now... SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT FLOPPY ASS YOU CUNT MOUTH LITTLE HOOKER.... all in all you might hate us...BUT WE LOVE TO YOU..... OH! and if you have any complaints tell one of us face to face... i dare you... fuck that i double dare you mother fucker. hahahahah and you want an address 1713 w hwy 50 lot 38...Ofallon IL 62269. mother fucka....WE NEVER SELL OUT TO YA BITCH ASS HOS! OH! and with you making this page dissin juggalos and juggalettes just prooves that your a pussy bitch that doesnt have any friends and you should go kill yourself.... right now... just go buy a rope and hang somewhere...HO!—The preceding comment was added by Juggalo magic killa, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- I had no idea there were still juggalos that had yet to find this. Of course, I'm more surprised that one of them learned to use a wiki. Maybe if we give it some more time before a b&, it will learn to sign comments. --J3ph 42 17:07, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- I must say, though, he's got the best vocabulary out of any juggalol so far. It takes a real genius to cuss on the internet.--Quit or I'll use these your whining 18:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- You live on a highway?--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 19:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- Oh wait, sorry, on a LOT on the side of a highway. My bad. That means a trailer.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 19:11, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- CONFIRMED: [you live in a trailerpark]. Hey, I'll tell you to your face if I can have your phone number.
- YOU ARE NOT A TRU JUGGALO, YOU ARE A JUGGAHHO! YEAH I'M CALLING YOU OUT AND ALSO SHAGGY 2 DOPE SAYS YOU TAKE IT IN THE BUTT. --Quasidan (a real juggalo not like you!!) 21:29, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
So I fixed up that page a bit. Hope you haters like it. *LiL KiLLa*
- KEKEKEKEKE, B&. Tfo 19:08, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
Question
Has this article ever been on the front page? If not, it should be cleaned up and posted for maximum dramatic effect. Juggalo = SRS BUSINESS Tfo 19:27, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
- IAWTC. Front page plz-Ket--Talk to me 21:18, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
mby this photo
hilton and clowns like ying and yang http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/3052/3796/1600/trashbitches.jpg
Needs gallery
Srsly, the article (especially the "Official Juggalo Representative Edit" part) is now barely readable with all the images clogging up the place. Not to mention the fact that some of the images have been displaced (e.g, the Jakejekyll picture should be next to his section in the article and the juggalette section should have a picture of a juggalette). --SaladinRulz-A113 15:53, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
This article now looks like shit. Previous versions had two whores next in the juggalette section, where you found reason to remove on and make a gallery? A gallery? A gallery is of something to be celebrated, and juggalos are never to be celebrated, only hated and eliminated. Why don't you go find another article to ruin?--pahsons 16:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
- Correction: the previous version had the two whores all the way down in the "Official Juggalo Representative Edit" section because there were too many fucking images above it spamming the article. The Jakejekyll picture was also knocked all the way down to the bottom of the article when it should be in the "Juggalos in the news" section. If you think you have a better way of fixing this article, then be my guest. --SaladinRulz-A113 06:27, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Clarification
ICP= Beastie Boys + Makeup?--Nog64 03:18, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- No. ICP= Kid rock + Faggotry + Carnival crap + Fail.
Why the redirect?
It's more fun to make fun of the losers independently >:O--pahsons 16:19, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
this article needs moar wit and comedy, not just calling them various different terms for gay.
Trolling an ICP member
I added a new image to this section because I was trying out the techniques outlined in it, and I stumbled upon a gem of a reply from a rabid prepubescent ICP fan.
Okay???????!!!!! Lets open our minds boys and girls. [TL;DR]
- Yes but do you liek mudkips? --Progeny 21:10, 5 December 2007 (CST)
- And what are your thoughts on yaoi? Dianoga 23:00, 13 December 2007 (CST)
- Why do juggalos seem to think they're the only ones that have a group of friends? reidscones 14:57, 23 December 2007 (CST)
Not sure why my edit got deleted
All I did was add a juggalo I know IRL who happens to be homeless? I thought it was funny.
Possibly no internets relevance. And alright, WHICH one of you is hoodlum96204!? --Event Horizon 05:18, 27 February 2008 (CST)
Priceless Quote from Butthurt Juggalo's Vandalism
Revision as of 20:58, 13 March 2008 from True juggalo
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS COCKSUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT YOU SAID WAS HARDLY TRUE!!!! AND YOU THINK I'M AN INTERNET TUFF GUY? COME DOWN TO TEXAS AND I'LL GIVE YOU A WELL DESERVED ASS WHOOPIN!!!!!
This thoughtful quote just shows how juggalos are prime examples of internet tough guys.
Jillygiangle 12:01, 15 March 2008 (CDT)
- he'd have to take his cock out of his sister before he'd be able to give us an "ASS WHOOPIN!!!!". ~ Shalashaska 12:10, 15 March 2008 (CDT)
- The more I see about people who publicize their Texas origin on the Internet, the more embarrassed I become about being a native Texan Honkey myself.--InspectorIncognito 13:26, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
This has the potential great lulz
Currently TL;DR but has a lot of potential
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MORE JUGGALO DISCRIMINATION! First read this letter, THEN watch my lovely little video!
To whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter to open the eyes of those who read it. I am a single mom of 3, a full time student, I work full time, and I am a juggalo. I work hard and pay my taxes, but I was kicked out of the Colorado Mills Mall today for wearing an ICP hoodie and T-shirt. I wasn't doing anything wrong nor was I inciting a riot, but because my hoodie and my t-shirt donned the hatchet man I was not welcome in the mall. According to the mall security I was gang affiliated. The crazy thing was that the shirt was actually purchased at a store inside THAT mall. My fiancé and I purchase many items at Hot topic and at Spencer's that are Psychopathic merchandise. Now what I don't understand is how they can consider anything related to psychopathic to be offensive, but all the younger females that wonder through out the mall wearing extremely revealing clothing is appropriate and not offensive at all. They are the ones that are attracting more inappropriate attention then anyone else. I find it offensive when someone is wearing such a strong perfume or cologne that I get sick to my stomach. Why is it that anyone can support music that they like of any genre, but I am not allowed to support the music that I choose to listen to. Wouldn't that be considered discrimination? How is it that I can purchase those items inside that very mall, but I can't wear that exact merchandise at the mall? Now I do realize that there are people out there that will use this merchandise to express feelings that are not related to the music in a very inappropriate way, but that is not the feelings of the bands or the feelings of a true juggalo. Now if the mall feels that anyone wearing these things are affiliated with a "gang", would that not be considered profiling or discrimination? Is that not considered against the law? I was told by the Lakewood police that since that is private property then they can do what they want. Well it is open to the public, then should public laws apply? Now that we are also mentioning law, what about the fact that there are stands inside the mall that are selling bootleg merchandise that warrants a huge fine for each article that is being sold. Every stand that is in the hallways selling dog tags and body jewelry, has bootleg merchandise. Anything that is related to psychopathic is licensed merchandise, and for the mall to allow unlicensed merchandise to be sold would be against the law for them as well. The mall will try to justify themselves by saying that their "code of conduct" is posted at every entrance in the mall. I had to actually search for the "posting". They are located behind the doors, such small print that it is hard to read, and no one would ever even notice them unless they are actually looking for them. The Lakewood officer that was speaking with us today was actually defending us to the security officer, and was telling him that the hatchet man is not a gang symbol. If they would focus their attention on the people that are causing the problems instead of starting problems with people that are just minding their own business, they might actually have more people frequenting their mall. In my opinion, the mall should worry about the people causing problems and not focus on what people are wearing. Now I do agree that there are some things that should not be worn in a public mall, but to single out one is wrong. Colorado Rockies merchandise has been linked to certain gangs, but you can walk into the mall at any given time and find many patrons wearing their teams merchandise. Plus many vendors selling it as well. If that is the case then all music related merchandise should be banned as well. For many years people complained about discrimination of any type, and now certain powers feel that it is ok. This needs to be stopped! More will be listed on my myspace page in regards to what should be done.
Inner City Posse
Why is there no info on this? They were kids from the suburbs who decided living in the ghetto would be cool when they turn 18 and could move out of their parents houes, and threw ICP's name into Detroit's mix of gangs and got the shit beat out of them wherever they went and all of the members dropped out and moved back to the suburbs besides Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope before they had their stupid dreams about clowns and renamed the band and decided to rip off Esham because they realized gangsta rap was for people in real gangs. Someone rewrite that with links to memes--Peanutbutterninja 14:42, 10 July 2008 (CDT)
"Death of a Hater"
Apparently some Juggalo got a contract with Psychopath and made [3] this song "Death of a Hater". I think it has great lulz potential.
Noone on ED reads ED:101
A shitload of this article needs to be rewritten, reformatted and generally unfailed by removing fucking strikethrough and other such shite. Shit like huge lists of "Injected Chicken Piss" and other lolrandom acronyms that every cancerfuck that joins ED has to fucking add at least one to to make the article hilarious.
I'll hack at in in my user space so I don't have to get into fucking edit wars with any of you closet cases that secretly have Downe's for the clowns. Also, here be mugshots. -Larumph
• msg 08:35, 28 January 2009 (CST)
Fuck and Dick
Is it just me or do the "juggalos" constantly use the word "fuck" and "dick" throughout all of their videos? It kind of shows how stupid they are. --
Pierced Anonymous Talk!
22:35, 1 February 2009 (CST)
Rewrite
If there is some shit that you simply cannot live with out, like your awesome mile long msn log dump, dig it out from here, and link to it in the article under ICP/whatever the fuck. No more cancer, no more unfunny memes. Thank you. -Larumph
• msg 14:36, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Lol
I being a juggalo. nein.
But this shit is funny regardless, Fucktards gotta realizes that this shit they say and do makes em look fuckin dumb on the internetz. Therefore generate teh lulz. By the way, u guize herd of JH? talked to a fellow juggalo, and we saiz " Angry /b/tard " Yall should take a look, It is true, Trolling a juggalo is not hard.
Wan2 try it :P -FreakShow
talk/flame 18:15, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
PS: This should be renamed Juggalos, not ICP, therefore a wide variaty of peoples, Besides, noone likes ICP anymore, Too much mainstream dumbass shit
JuggaloFaith.com
www.juggalofaith.com
What you need, when you need it.
I'm
... never one to laud over Howard Stern, but those videos of his show where he trolled ICP are effing win. I love how their demeanor changes once they hear the angry negro is at the studio. ICP are definitely lower on the food chain than Howard. I motion that there be a final solution to the Juggalo question so our malls can be tidy and free once again. SandWigga 14:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Untermenschen Juggalos
Someone above had previously said this, but I want to reiterate it. Juggalos are on the same evolutionary scale as furries. I've always had an aversion to the study of eugenics, however Juggalos (and furries) are making me reconsider. I'm just waiting for the first Furry-Juggalo hybrid to be spotted somewhere in the dark underbelly of the internets. That will make my day :) SandWigga 05:32, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
