Talk:Heavy Metal
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[edit] Metalhead needs its own arctile
Some funny shit i got form urban dictionary
metal head': oh dude, today I dropped out of school and smoked some dope while listening to judas priest.
IZ DAT VHAT Y0V WANT ME T0 ZAY!??!?!
This is the metal head you most likely will not be able to pick out of a crowd. Not ashamed to like the genre, instead he/she prefers the quieter approach to his undying love for it. This is most likely the quiet person with a few friends, usually also under the mental type. The Mental will more than likely commit a larger scale act of violence than a Physical simply because his rage is always bottled up until it can't be bottled up any longer. Usually hates people. Least like
normally assholes who drink beer alot
seen with long hair, wearing black or blue jeans(normally tight), band shirts, leather jackets and denim vests
they hate scene kids and bros and kick their asses
metal heads kick ass and dont care what you think about them so fuck off
Most basically, a fan of metal music. Metalheads are stereotyped as loud, obnoxious, stupid, drunk, and non-achieving; also as defiant, free-thinking, tough, and fed up with the social status quo. There is an element of truth to all of these, particularly the last.
Metalheads are often loner anti-social types. Though some are lazy and uneducated, this does not go for many Metalheads who follow the ethos of strength and perserverence. Many older metalheads have lived a life being picked on and looked down upon, thus they tend to hit the gym and take up different fighting courses despite what many people believe. Otherwise, they're just born tough. They tend to work common working class jobs such as retail at Sears or Wal*Mart working in the back, or at warehouses loading and shipping equipment. Usually they'll go for a job that doesn't entitle the need for dealing with customers as Metalheads tend to pretty much hate everyone that isn't metal...unless you're an attractive broad that they desire, and then they pretend to like you so that they can get in your pants
Yeah this is pretty much,i got from urban dictionary
THIS IS THE BEST ARTICLE HERE
- i doubt that dude. how's my grammar? i know that it sucks. i do not deny this fact. --Cupid jungian----Cj 05:04, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- article is funny as hell lol and im a metalhead, hail to metal forever!!
metal sux, losers. this article needs some clean up as it's a bit here and there but I'm too lazy to do it JigglyPuff 16:54, 20 June 2007 (CDT)
- Every genre sucks. Blues? Shitty nigger music with no ability. Jazz? Retarded music for pseudo-intellectual faggots. Rock? Stupid as fuck white music made for pubescent dumbasses. This article actually pissed me off at one point in the part about shredding, which is good, since this is why ED articles are made. Cronos12390 05:02, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
Yeah but the difference is while you can say all those things about all those genres every genre actually has some kind of saving grace, except metal, which is just absolute shit. Glad the shredding thing pissed you off, it was meant to strike home JigglyPuff 08:16, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
- NO U Cronos12390 21:55, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
- SIDENOTE: Honestly, I don't give a shit what you think about the music, man, you're entitled to your opinion, and I really would rather have someone who hated the genre make the article about it. Means you won't go easy on it. As I said, ED articles are meant to piss people off/produce lulz, so I'd rather not start a long fucking discussion about this when we could be contributing to the encyclopedia. Cronos12390 02:59, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
- This isn't a long discussion. I just pointed out metal was absolute crap, and that this article is meant with full seriousness, not just to "produce lulz" though that is an inevitable result!JigglyPuff 09:07, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
- Interesting, but this is not a serious encyclopedia. It's satire, I believe. And anyone that takes articles here seriously is a fool. Cronos12390 09:23, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
- This isn't a long discussion. I just pointed out metal was absolute crap, and that this article is meant with full seriousness, not just to "produce lulz" though that is an inevitable result!JigglyPuff 09:07, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
- SIDENOTE: Honestly, I don't give a shit what you think about the music, man, you're entitled to your opinion, and I really would rather have someone who hated the genre make the article about it. Means you won't go easy on it. As I said, ED articles are meant to piss people off/produce lulz, so I'd rather not start a long fucking discussion about this when we could be contributing to the encyclopedia. Cronos12390 02:59, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
lol I'm not sure why you removed your last talk post but the edits you made seem to be trying to make the article more accurate from a metalhead's POV and less funny. so I reverted them. JigglyPuff 04:31, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] heavy metal clock
are there no links to board posts or anything? the links don't work and it seems a bit retarded without links to dramaJigglyPuff 04:11, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Haha, Dying Fetus
That video clip up the top = best song evar. KILL YOUR MOTHER AND RAPE YOUR DOG!-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 21:59, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
- Haha, oh man. I saw those guys open for GWAR once, and all I could think about was how I wished I had an uzi to gun down on the 'tard metal heads in the mosh pit. --Drunkenlazybastard 22:02, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
- That is why I don't go to see live bands often, though there's rarely fuckwits at live doom band gigs. On another note, I just remembered that this video pwns that DF video in terms of "WTF"ness
lol Horde-Ketthe KangaJewSodomy plz 22:11, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
Hahaha. This seriously made me laugh. I don't find it offensive at all....even though I'm a metalhead. It's hilarious man. Ifit was written from a metalheads point of view it wouldn't be so damn funny. Good job making a hilarious article....even if you were serious.
- My fav article in ED EVAR!! Takwa 13:14, 29 December 2007 (CST)
Major lulz from the trolling section. Dio was an ugly midget - I think the metal community has come to terms with that.
- Comparing every metal band to DragonForce... wow... now that would be good for major lulz. Just the thought of someone doing that to me pisses me off, which is good. skeety 1:13, 8 July, 2008 (CDT)
BAWWW I LIKE METAL I'M BUTTHURT Agonnazar 19:14, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
I fixed some broken links and added a little bit. Someone with more skill than I should probably do a bit of re-writing though. Cargirl 15:01, 17 August 2008 (EST)
BAAAAAWWWW... I HATE METAL!!!!11one Welldone jiggly-troll. The winnar is you! Troll lulz 23:09, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] WUT THE FUCKING SHIT?
Kays, so please allow be to fucking bawww for a bit. I've tried to fix this pile of shit at least 100 times, and some bastard keeps reverting it. The grammar sucks nigger cock, the "How to troll a metalhead" is not even uncyclopedia-worthy in terms of lulz, it sounds like it was written by an illiterate, possibly mentally handicapped 13-year old boy, and it IS A FUCKING PILE OF SHIT. I'd love to re-write some, or at least clean it up a bit but some motherfucking faggot keeps on reverting it. Someone is going to fix this, got it? Or does Cargirl need to choke a bitch? Srsly. --Cargirl 18:19, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
