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Autofellatio

This entire article is a massive case of autofellatio. The group involved has done nearly nothing of note and just come on here to ejaculate on their keyboards as they hype themselves. Fucking fail. cocktube

• I'm glad someone mentions this before I do, I was afraid it was just me. What are these? Two 12 year old boys who started a "group?" Jeesh. Why isn't this cockfaggotry deleted already? --Sagechu 17:52, 7 October 2008 (CDT)

More infoz plx

I only really know the inner workings of the FCTC as I pretty much just admin the boards and don't really take part in the more epic attacks on various furries on youtube.

Problem is, much of our shit gets pulled from youtube. The dox drama with Wolfeedarkfang, who is pretty much the last furry who even comes close to being a lulzcow on youtube, is pulled as far as I'm aware, and that's basically the only recent win we've perpetrated

any fctc members reading this, add your individual exploits, etc.

any other trolls reading, please research and add your own discoveries. - Togusa

Ah, hm.

Article starts failing at "...are the meanest cunts to troll youtube ever. They are currently foccusing attacks on youtube, with several newer, cross platform, troll raids being planned right fucking now."

Is there another way to introduce the article that doesn't make us sound unfunny and warrantlessly self-important? --Tophat 19:30, 13 June 2008 (CDT)

EDITS

Any fctc members/observers, screencaps and whatnot plzkthx --Togusa section9 03:54, 21 June 2008 (CDT)

Last Measure

Lol, u got me you bastards David Miscavige 12:26, 5 July 2008 (CDT)

Hey, hey, don't be a nigger

Editwar fgts: Read the new "Current Events: Lolwut" section. The FCTC is not somebody's personal army and thus there are sometimes fuckups in communication. --Tophat 15:51, 10 October 2008 (CDT)

This shit

Woa this selfsucking page still up????--Sagechu 03:00, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• Removed this from epic win category and will continue to do so if 13 year old boys declare THEMSELVES as epic win again. Declaring yourself as epic win by writing your own article is the saddest thing ive seen on this site. --Larumph 04:02, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• Good, I don't ReaLly think they are only ones doing it though, there's a Vast amount of fail attempting to do the same thing here. I've seen fuck oNlY knows how many Losers trying to work the same ploy. i'm about to bust a CAP in their asS. --Sagechu 04:21, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• Cool capitalization bro. --Tophat 12:13, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

Rewrite

I'm strongly considering doing a massive overhaul of this entire article (in b4 procrastination) to have more actual lulz, more images, and less "LOL WE R AWSM". The lastmeasure will stay, though. --Tophat 11:10, 12 October 2008 (CDT)

• Rewrite? This entire page needs to be purged. --Reverend 00:11, 13 October 2008 (CDT)

• Yes, but they are trying to be funny now and talk about white knights and pears, aren't you laughing at that? It's really funny you know.... --Sagechu 02:24, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

• Well I don't think it warrants a flush as it could be made into a decent page given proper attention. But right now it is actually pretty shitty. The formatting is poor, the structure is dogshit, the drama has been poorly documented and there's no media at all. You guys need to fix this shit up sometime soon otherwise it'll end up tagged.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 16:52, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

• I really don't think that would be such a problem. I don't even know why we (the FCTC) need an ED article in the first place, except so it can be linked to by other pages about the Youtube Furry War and that kind of thing. As long as it doesn't get vandalized by incredibly butthurt idiots into a backraid request shit's good. Though, It'd still be a good idea to rewrite it, just to get the whole thing covered. We should probably take some hints from the PN article. --Tophat 17:26, 17 October 2008 (CDT)
• "I don't even know why we (the FCTC) need an ED article in the first place" Great, delete the entire page then. --Sagechu 19:22, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

• Now hold up, you silly little man. I'm not saying the FCTC isn't notable (not that ED has a notability policy), I'm just saying that it's not serious shit that it continues existing. That is to say, the FCTC has enough people, and really the only benefit to us from having an ED article would be more recruitment. Thus, no benefit to the FCTC. Other people who haven't been exposed to the lulz in this subject (read: people not in the FCTC) might want to lol at some of the shit that's gone down. It would be better for ED as a whole if the article were to be improved rather than deleted.

But yes, I don't give two shits if the article is deleted. Just don't turn it into a lulzkilling anti-FCTC article that would make furfags feel cool, kthx. --Tophat 22:25, 18 October 2008 (CDT)

• We can't fag up which is already extreme faggotry to begin with. Just the fact that you would start a "trolling group" with a name says more than a thousand words. --Sagechu 03:27, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

• May I refer you to the Patriotic Nigras article, or perhaps GNAA? Go take the internet seriously somewhere else fat kid. Oh, and about the whole name thing. We're not trying to be Anonymous, we're not trying to be legion. Only faggorts like the Project Chanology kiddies are obsessed with anonymity in that way. --Tophat 21:36, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

• Patriotic Nigras and GNAA are not the same thing, but its fun that I am getting a rise out of you over your gay little group. That way at least one of you guys gets to be funny. --Sagechu 01:44, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

• This article shouldn't exist. the FCTC is a group of flaming newfags who deserve nothing more than to be trolled. This page serves no purpose other than to give the FCTCfags a bigger e-peen. --Lord sillynipples 13:47, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

• Amen to that. On top of that I highly suspect them from being 12 years old. --Sagechu 15:15, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Shopoke was here

Sagechu is a loser. FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 18:16, 18 October 2008 (CDT)

• I rest my case.--Sagechu 01:17, 19 October 2008 (CDT)

NOBODY GETS MY POKEMON REFERENCES ;_;FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 18:05, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

• WTF IS SAGECHU'S PROBLEM??? WHAT A FRICKING NEWFAG. --DouchemonkeyJr. 13:59, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

• BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! --Sagechu 15:17, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

HOW DO I JOIN THE FCTC

How do I join???? I REALLY want to be part of this epic trolling! we'll pwn OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND furfags and win a million internets! I am very kawaii,I can take a video but i dont know who to send it to. I have been on 4chan since 4 years ago so i am no nwfag. I think all the trolling you guys did so far was super epic. Crushing CWC's medallions was the best!!! LOL! --DouchemonkeyJr. 13:56, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

• tahnks for making me the leader \~o^/ --DouchemonkeyJr. 14:20, 20 October 2008 (CDT)

Meanwhile, dicks.

I rewrote the beginning of the article. Next step: the inclusion of actually lulzy things that the FCTC has done instead of just a whole bunch of faggotry. --Tophat 18:39, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

• Meanwhile, butthurt --Sagechu 19:19, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

• Yes, I can see that. --Tophat 19:24, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

2 weeks notice

This has been shitty for over a year now. I cited numerous reasons why it is failing above and if you guys don't know what you're doing then you need to read ED:101 and YTID for some tips on creating YouTube related articles. You've had plenty of time.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 22:20, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

Ninja trolls watermarked our photo with our own logo, then uploaded it just to frame us as newfags!

That's possibly the most retarded excuse I've ever heard in my life. I'm not going to change your article since you're working on it so I'll say it here. That shit sounds like something a 10yo would come up with, backpeddling is useless and looks stupid. Also, the bawwing about "vandalism"? No, it was samefaggotry and tagged as such. Your 2 week notice isnt vandalism either, but it would have more of a chance of remaining on the site without being full of fail like that. --Larumph 13:51, 31 October 2008 (CDT)

• Don't misconstrue me. I though I had made it perfectly clear that it was someone in the group who watermarked the images (though clearly I haven't). Either because this person (WHO WAS IN THE GROUP) was trying to do what you suggested, or they were just uninformed/didn't know better. Either way it was failure and faggotry. Plus check the history for vandalism because I never wrote that the two week notice was.--Bionic-Sun 14:41, 31 October 2008 (CDT)

• Fair points, however its hard to call anything vandalism when it was such a self sucking page, id still have called it out for declaring it epic win, regardless of butthurt.--Larumph 14:49, 31 October 2008 (CDT)
• Well, I've been working on making it less fail; I seem to be the only one who can.--Bionic-Sun 17:57, 31 October 2008 (CDT)

HOLY SHIT THERE MIGHT BE AN ELITE BEAT AGENTS 2

http://gonintendo.com/?p=61487 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ARTICLE AT ALL FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 21:09, 5 November 2008 (CST)

This shit still up?

It's been well over 2 weeks now. Time to flush this faggot tree. --Sagechu 00:30, 6 November 2008 (CST)

• I bet you were marking the days off on a calendar. They added a little, not enough though probably.--Larumph • msg 00:37, 6 November 2008 (CST)
• Well in my opinion the page is still full of fail, shit and selfsucking. But I guess it's up to the man to decide. --Sagechu 03:46, 6 November 2008 (CST)
• It's obviously being improved slowly. Quit your butthurt, jesus christ. Honestly why do you care so much?YOULIKELOLICON 14:50, 6 November 2008 (CST)
• No you see if anybody, including me, got butthurt by these wee lads then it would be an improvement, then there would be actual lulz. --Sagechu 17:17, 6 November 2008 (CST)
• YOU'RE NO HIGHWAY STAAAAAAR FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 17:30, 6 November 2008 (CST)
• I just don't get why you're trying so hard for this to be deleted. Is it your bandwidth it wastes by existing? You never actually answered my question, you just ranted on about FCTC FAILURES RARARARARA!1!! YOULIKELOLICON 05:08, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• Allow me to explain: Your watermark CWC shit was lame as ass. I think you are namefags. Trolling should only be done out of name of eBaums. Every troll anonymous. You guys are faggots. I can't sit idly by while this faggotry goes on on my ED. Also, I like trolling you faggots. Those are my reasons. Frankly, my greatest wish would be for all of ED to join in on eradicating your lame gay ass group of ED and the whole tubes all together. --Sagechu 06:49, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• 1) Lol think we're name fags. WE ARE FUCKING NAMEFAGS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH IS IT NOT OBVIOUS?

• 2)LOL I'd like to see you get rid of every namefag troll on the whole interbutts and make everyone Anon
• 3)YCTAT --Bionic-Sun 14:33, 7 November 2008 (CST)
• oh Bionic-Sun you're so wacky and random why I think you're a master namefaggot. --Sagechu 15:18, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• "I like trolling you faggots". "Your watermark CWC shit was lame as ass." So you assume because a lone member of the forums represents the entire group? If it's so hard for you to sit by and not be enraged by our existence then you have been trolled, because you are taking the internet seriously, our eradication has become your main goal in life. Our job is done. Good day to you sir. YOULIKELOLICON 16:03, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• Good, why don't you put it on your selfsuckage page that way you can claim you at least "owned" one guy on the internets. Good for you kids, good for you. --Sagechu 17:13, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• Good, why don't you put it on your selfsuckage page that way you can claim you at least "owned" one guy on the internets. Good for you kids, good for you. Good idea actually. YOULIKELOLICON 18:29, 7 November 2008 (CST)
• I lol'd. Poor Sagechu has nothing to do now CWC has been tapped dry. Also, I am a master namefaggot.--Bionic-Sun 18:34, 7 November 2008 (CST)

Dear Sagechu-kun

FCTC weapon facts:

1. Watermarking. 2. Using the words butthurt and Baww (a lot). 3. Posting an animu picture.

Fuck man, I've been owned so incredibly hard here, I'd post it I'm sure it will make you crazy kids look cool. --Sagechu 00:23, 8 November 2008 (CST)

• Lol Sagechu is butthurt and bawwwig.--Bionic-Sun 08:12, 8 November 2008 (CST)

• See 2, utilized often. --Sagechu 10:55, 8 November 2008 (CST)

CALM DOWN FAGGOT Nobody is interested in your Nerd Rage.

That goes for both sides of this little argument. HedgeJew 09:29, 8 November 2008 (CST)

• Bollocks, sir! This talk page is the best thing to do with the FCTC. Bring on the drama --Larumph • msg 12:13, 9 November 2008 (CST)
• Larumph is correct on this thing. Needs more lulzy drama--Bionic-Sun 17:19, 9 November 2008 (CST)

I lol'd

"I think you are namefags. Trolling should only be done out of name of eBaums. Every troll anonymous." --Sagechu

See also:

Anonymous Borg

Newfag

Gaia

Chanology

Cancer

(P.S. two of our members are actual tripfags :3 )

Define irony

It keeps amazing me how the FCTC likes to (over) use the word butthurt and Baww, yet they put this on "their page":

They both try to defend theirselves (proving that they have a reasonable misconception of the usage of drama on ED) and mention said vandalization. A self projection perhaps....? I mean you'd think that these selfproclaimed uber uber supertrolls would know how this game works.... amirite? --Sagechu 07:05, 11 November 2008 (CST)

• SAGECHU, AGE TWENTY SEVEN, LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER IN THE SWAMP FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 18:39, 11 November 2008 (CST)

• tl;dr Summary please faggot. YOULIKELOLICON 23:35, 11 November 2008 (CST)

• You should call yourself the irony guys, the tl;dr part of that was written by you. --Sagechu 05:01, 12 November 2008 (CST)

Chris-chan cock?

I noticed that douchemonkeyjr was the tard that uploaded them, so does anyone want to vouch for or deny that they slapped a logo on more photos? --Larumph • msg 05:15, 13 November 2008 (CST)

• I'm glad they are finally embracing their own faggotry. Watermarks and cocks. Finally they are going places with this. --Sagechu 17:41, 13 November 2008 (CST)
• lol you do realise DMJr. has never been, nor ever will be, in the FCTC, right? --Bionic-Sun 08:56, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• You're replying in a thread asking the validity of shit posted with your name on, I was reporting drama, not trolling otherwise I wouldnt ask I'd just wikiwar. I thought you were all 16yo goths, going by ickriss, but listening to you talk of your "crew" without a hint of irony, you sound like Juggalos. Do you have Downes for the clowns?--Larumph • msg 10:55, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• lololololololololololololol --Bionic-Sun 02:22, 17 November 2008 (CST)

SO...

Now wut?—The preceding comment was added by no one cares, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
fctc goes into elite overdrive ? Weatherman(talkpage) 20:04, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

• I know I used to haet them, as this page is a testament to, but god bless 'em they grew on me. --Sagechu 20:18, 25 May 2009 (UTC)