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Talk:Daniele Fiorenza

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This article needs a talk page. It's amazing. ~ endedrural (talk) 20:56, 13 July 2009 (CDT)

Try google searching Encyclopedia Dramatica + Daniele Fiorenza. It looks like google has blackballed it as CP. " In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read more about the request at ChillingEffects.org." lul. --Drunkenlazybastard 14:16, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

I like how the wikipedia we link to has pretty much no information about his disease. Chunkmunky 10:10, 17 July 2008 (CDT)


Contents

Dr Keppen section

This section makes ED look retarded as it is medical tradition to name a disease or condition after the doctor or scientist who first documented it, see Alzheimer's, Parkinson's etc. —The preceding comment was added by Fefrfa, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • But it supposedly existed before, they just named it to be assholes. It's nothing like being forgetful and shaky - just looking more retarded that you already are. It was just convenient to this...thing's parents there was real medical shit wrong with him/her/it, instead of just being another messed-up autistic. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 04:10, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Nobody gives a flying fuck. Chunkmunky 09:55, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

Unfunny

I find the whole article Unfunny. The kid is suffering and you're making a big joke out of it. Malik8U 23:18, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

  • OH HAI MALIK8U, you must be new here. Did you get lost on your way to the Diaper Furry Wiki or something? xoxo bobokitty
  • OH HAI BOBOKITTY, you must be old here. Did you fled from Old People´s Lemonparty or something ? User:4110iV on July 17 2008 (CDT)
  • IDK man, he looks pretty happy to me. Chunkmunky 10:12, 17 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Oh, we're sorry for our meanness for what we've done to this poor innocent child but do remember we always have a softer side like this. So do please check it out if you need help here and any love and compasion here. --Roflwaffles 11:32, 17 July 2008 (CDT)
  • oh, so beautiful words, you are truly a poet. The Hearts of all your Admirers are completely melted , but with that kind of kittens you will probably not save the internet, nice try. User:4110iV July 17 2008 (CDT).
  • Well nigger, I wrote this. So enjoy your ban, you do not understand our holy mission of ruin and lulz.08:12, 18 July 2008, Drunkenlazybastard (Talk | Contribs | Rape) raped Malik8U (Contribs) (expires 08:12, 1 August 2008, account creation blocked) ({{swastika}}) (unblock) --Drunkenlazybastard 03:14, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I am far too hung over and I do not know what you just said. --Drunkenlazybastard 14:53, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I am. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. But cripples are fucking funny. WM 12:51, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Hey, Malik8U? Remember that we're a satire site. We do this kind of shit all the time. Do we mean it IRL? No. Prolly not. All we do is provide entertainment for those who come here, and I'm fairly certain you'll find more degrading stuff on MTV or some other shitty TV channel than on here. Or I could be wrong. Whatever. Lulz and mudkips. Furryh8r87 22:34, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
"blah blah because Anon has finally found ballz to face teh Moralfags fucking blah bullshit" Guess what? THE WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE. So cry me a river so I can laugh at your misery. Or just whine about it some more. I'll still laugh. --YourFuckingFace 04:10, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

ED is meant to be funny, but this isn't. I don't even get it. Fuck it, let's just delete this piece of fail.

GTFO asshat, this was funny then, and still funny now. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 03:09, 25 August 2008 (CDT)

FUNNY

  • bullshit, maliku8u.

i haven't even read this page and i know it's funny. i took one look at his face and thought id come here to big up the page in advance. the best lulz are ALL ABOUT someone ELSES misfortune. this shit is so cash. it really is. now excuse me, ima gonna actually read it, and laugh, because even my life is obviously of a better quality that his.David Miscavige 00:11, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Gentlemen, the most funny gif of ED User:4110iV on july 18 2008 (CDT)

Do ED a favor and GTFO. Nobody really likes protestfags like you who don't understand lulz. --DoctorDouche 19:45, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

Lol

What an amusing article.--OhLawdIsDatSum 07:51, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

No, this really isn't funny. It's about some guy with a physical deformity, not about something actually entertaining or hilarious.—The preceding comment was added by KhagarBalugrak, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • Hilarious fucked up shit is what the internet is all about. Also, cat pictures. WM 12:58, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I agree. I do think that although Daniele does look really fucked up and ugly, he's not as bad as Juliana Wetmore.--OhLawdIsDatSum 14:46, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
The reason this became an article was because the kids fucked up face became a meme, just annoying random cripples isn't funny in and of itself. --Drunkenlazybastard 14:54, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
  • The reason this became an article was because the kids fucked up face became a meme, just annoying random cripples isn't funny in and of itself. - Exactly. We're not making this article just to make fun of a random disabled kid. This has been a pretty big internet phenomenon. The numerous shoops (many of which are very good, by the way) can attest to that. And this kid has also been pretty far reaching, touching large communitites such as LJ and 4chan as well as smaller forums and message/image boards. And the DMCA/parental controversy just tops it all off. Fuck all of you who are complaining. If you're really offended by the documentation of this, why the hell are you even on ED in the first place? ~ endedrural (talk) 21:23, 18 July 2009 (CDT)
  • Documentation is 1 thing, intolerable is the fact that you are supporting this kids (Attention Whores) get their Fame, and you sysops are doing jocks of cripples, so you are not better than they are. It is too late to say now.. oh, random cripples isn´t funny in and of itself. You sysops are the most stupid admins i ever met, and you deserve court summons for this unfunny article , a product of unfunny criminal kids. If you dont stop, even the italian government or a vendetta group will come to get your asses. Anonymous july 18 2008 (CDT).
  • I would like to clarify that:
I think cripples
I think cripples
I think cripples
I think cripples
I think cripples
I think cripples
I think cripples
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious
are fucking hilarious

and at no time have I claimed otherwise. If this wasn't a meme and I came across these pictures on the net I would save them and look at them every day, probably while touching myself to the thought of a dickgirl. WM 18:28, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Yup, it's for the fucking lulz. Personally, I think it would be great if Juliana Wetmore and Daniele Fiorenza weren't born with deformities. But, since I celebrate freedom of speech, I think it's OK that ED can parody the subject.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:36, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

Srsly, this article isn't funny.

It's about as lulzy as a picture of roadkill. How is this article funny? It's essentially about someone's deformed face. Whoopee. The part about the copyright issue was kind of funny, but the basic premise of this article is simply lacking in lulz. Besides which, the kid doesn't deserve it, unlike most of the people with ED articles written about them. -KhagarBalugrak

  • Roadkill is funny. Deformed faces are funny. The article is packed with lulz. The kid deserves it. GTFO. Chunkmunky 19:42, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Agreed, He was clearly born for our amusement, just like all other cripples and retards.Lulzislife 15:25, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I personally do not find it terribly funny, but I understand why others do, and thus it is perfectly at home on ED. I just, personally, am more entertained by people who willingly turn themselves into freaks than by those born like that. Ryuuk 19:57, 18 July 2008 (CDT)
    • I second that notion. I think his parents are doing it for the lulz, though, just like Julianna Wetmore's. HedgeJew 21:03, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

The pictures alone are fucking hilarious.

      • Yes, I find the pictures funny as crap too. I'd never heard or seen of this boy before until clicking the link on the front page yesterday. Usually I am disgusted by deformed people but these pictures, the first two especially, bring me near-tears with good natured laughter. --Kernalsaunders 23:55, 20 July 2008 (CDT)

COINCIDENCE???

Given the timing of all of this, I can't help but wonder if this isn't some kind of viral marketing campaign for the new Batman movie. And if it isn't, then it should be. Chunkmunky 19:51, 18 July 2008 (CDT)

  • wouldn't surprise me one bit Fuckyourmom 02:22, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

Y SO SRS?

This article is lulz incarnate, and could very well cure the ED (of the dick variety) that is plaguing ED. Don't suddenly draw lines at a deformed "survivor" when most of you retards have made fun of scene kids, fags, retards, et al of whatever other sick fuckery we've been a part of.

tl;dr - GTFO Newfags/Moralfags! --In Before Blood Shard - Life 02:52, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Dude, I barely post and retards try vandalizing me? I'm moar for this article than ever. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 13:13, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Join the club. Chunkmunky 16:27, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
  • It really is some great stuff to use in "serious business" threads in some of the places I've made my home at. May this last at least a week or so more, before it's old meme. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 11:54, 21 July 2008 (CDT)

Vouch for article of the now

I think it's AOTN worthy. At first the article made me feel a little butthurt, but I have since lol'd and lol'd hard. This is exactly what ED is. Good work. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 03:35, 19 July 2008 (CDT)


I lol'd my ass off, this is worthy!- Anonyless

This fucking Vandals

  • fuck, every time i try to edit the unfunny article, some retards like User:Lurkin4lulz just contribs to further unfunny stuff, shit, GTFO you Oldfags, you are totally unfunny. User:HelloU on 14:01 July 19 2008 (CDT).
  • Oldfag? And I didn't contribute to this article. Lurkin4lulz 04:33, 20 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Wow... I don't know what to say. The complete lack of concern for proper English coupled with the fake ban log (is that what this is supposed to be?) makes for one of the most phenomenally stupid quotes I've ever seen. Bravo. ~ endedrural (talk) 18:27, 19 July 2009 (CDT)
  • He's from the same IP as 4110iV, who already complained about this aricle, and he writes in a surprisingly similar fashion. Anyway, if you happen to be reading this, we've already cut you a lot of slack on this site, with regards to changing and creating articles. Knock it off because it's getting retarded. If you can't handle ED's sense of humor you shouldn't be here. The site isn't going change/develop morals to suit your tastes. WM 14:27, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Lolz, "Enderural". This is pretty typical of this douche. I dont even know why he's still able to access the site, he hasn't contributed anything remotely good ever. Chunkmunky 16:22, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

why do the parents of freaks

why do the parents of freaks always think parading their mishapen offspring on the net will make people more accepting. nice job making them an easier target i say. bring on the lulz. Wallawallabingbang 15:37, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Maybe they were hoping for sympathy? Money? Well, I think they got just what they were looking for: attention. Guess it just wasn't the kind of attention they thought they'd get. Too bad. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 15:46, 19 July 2008 (CDT)

Offended?

After looking at this talk page I see more people are pissed off about this then I thought when I first looked at it. Does this need a offended template at the top of the page? seconds on this Idea?Lulzislife 15:31, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

MOAR

THIS ARTICLE IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS, I DESIRE MOAR! ALSO CAPS ETC. --Gauss 22:56, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

Msg 2 U all

  • greetings ~~User:Longzomg 9:40, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Your link seemed to go to something of no interest, I fixed it for you. You can thank me later.--Lulzislife 18:52, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
      • The new link is fine too, thanks ~~User:Longzomg 00:20, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
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