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5 days is all i need to re do the article. Kaiju 23:40, 7 November 2007 (CST)

Contents

EXCELLENT!

I am so glad this is going. If you don't mind, I will be back to add some things later today. CaltonSucks 15:48, 13 November 2007 (CST)


Adding

I will find some examples to include with the text I added about his stock phrases (psychological projection, pot calling the kettle black, period/full stop) If you come across any examples, please add them! Thanks. CaltonSucks 01:43, 14 November 2007 (CST)

Powerword?

Thoughts? Or would that be considered over the line here? Is there a line? It's pretty much fair game, I'd think, 'cause I'm sure it's got to be on one of those damn blogs... -- Twoandahalf 15:12, 20 November 2007 (CST)

  • Don't put it on ED, just provide a link-Sluttycat 00:33, 22 November 2007 (CST)
Mkay, thanks. I don't have any links that aren't in the article already, but it's out there for anyone who's interested. -- Twoandahalf 08:27, 22 November 2007 (CST)
What is Powerword? Elaboraion? ChiefJoseph 00:32, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

Blocked Again

Appears our least favorite editor has been blocked yet again. JzG tried to get him out of it (again) but his bullshit excuse was immediately slapped down. Wonder if he will be gone for two months this time. - MaimCalton 07:28, 21 November 2007 (CST)

Well, duh. And we can only hope. -- Twoandahalf 15:01, 21 November 2007 (CST)
JzG deserves to be blocked for defending Calton. I don't know why, but he always seems to go after all the good users and defends all the bad ones. I think he's just stupid.--Racoon 76 17:33, 21 November 2007 (CST)
Nope, just batshit insane. Check out this quote, "If you have a job or a family, do not do get involved with controversial subjects on Wikipedia. There are people out there who are batshit insane and will genuinely try to get you fired from your job, call you at home, solicit burglars to raid your home, and invite predators to look at your kids. They might even think it's not serious, that it's only a bit of fun. Only one of the above has not happened to me, and that one happened to someone else. Yes, really." He has depression too, but just uses that as an excuse to abuse. Lateral 03:37, 8 December 2007 (CST)

Oh that's so funny, I was so tired of watching JzG throw up smoke screens every time Calton was up on AN/I. I think JzG and Calton have an arrangement...watch and you'll notice that anyone who really annoys JzG ends up on Calton's harassment list where he tramples them until they get mad enough to flare up, and then they get blocked. Sometimes it's even JzG who does the blocking. I've noticed that JzG's opinion is worth less and less nowadays. Seems like that last temper tantrum where he stormed off claiming to have retired (the 3rd time, 4th?) irritated some people. Calton's block has expired, but he hasn't come around. Really, all I want for Christmas is for Calton to fall off the face of the earth. Please, Santa, please! CaltonSucks 00:29, 22 November 2007 (CST)

You HAVE to read the Wikipedia talk page of TruthCrusader. Calton managed to get the guy deleted for OFF WIKI BEHAVIOUR. But the great thing is that during the "drama" a LOT of nasty shit about Calton came out. Like how he was in legit legal trouble with Amazon.com for harrassing and libeling some author, and how Calton harrassed a 13 year old kid on Wikipedia and was never punished for it and how Calton admitted he has been accused of pedophilia before. Kaiju 02:03, 22 November 2007 (CST)

Any direct links to the damning TruthCrusader quotes? I don't see much on there except the poor guy trying in vain to get unblocked. ChiefJoseph 00:34, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

Unemployed???

It looks as if Calton finally lost his "much coveted" position as a copy editor in Japan. Can it be that he may actually be out on the "job market" these days? Calton has been SO KIND and SENSITIVE to the professional reputations of so many people on the Internet. We all know how obsessed he is with people he arbitrarily decides are "abusing" Wikipedia with their SEO campaigns, "vanity" pages and spamming attempts. Calton is quick to retaliate against these unsavory types, in spades. I hope you will all join me in showing Calton the same kindness and respect he has shown to so many other people during his years on Wikipedia and other sites. Please, join me in making sure that there are plenty of factual, accurate google hits for perspective employers to review.

My opinion & I'm sticking to it - Calton Bollick is an evil bastard!

Examples of Calton's work

There are some really nice examples of Calton's work here: Calton in Action

The article would be improved if these examples of his work were added to the article. Drivel 16:14, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

Calton's IP

Looks like he forgot to log in during one edit 76.208.191.18 Kaiju2 04:34, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Link to this